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Laugh a little when you read the gardening stories in this collection about gardening mishaps! [GreenPrints]( August 19, 2023  [GET THESE FUNNY stories TODAY, TO HAVE SOME JOY AND LAUGHTER—FOUND in THIS COLLECTION NOW!]( When you read this special GreenPrints Collection Gardening Mishaps: Funny stories about mistakes in the garden, you get some pretty amusing stories that will have you smiling, laughing, and “feeling the pain” of these gardening mistakes. Start reading—and laughing—right now! Dear Gardener, We’ve all made mistakes in the garden at some point—but have you ever shared your mistakes in a very public way? When you read the special GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Mishaps: Funny stories about mistakes in the garden]( today, you get the best—and funniest—real-life stories about mistakes in the garden. Published for all to read! [Autumn 2022 Issue]( Gardening mishaps—as long as no one is hurt—can be funny and educational. You know, the old adage about learning from someone else’s mistakes. At the very least, you’ll sympathize with these gardening mistakes—whether you’ve made them yourself or know someone who has. But the real treasure about [Gardening Mishaps: Funny stories about mistakes in the garden]( is that these gardeners have chosen to share their mistakes with you (and all our readers) by writing them down. I’m not sure I could do that without suffering huge embarrassment! In fact, many of the gardening mishap stories in this Collection [Gardening Mishaps: Funny stories about mistakes in the garden]( appeared in our special “Broken Trowel” section of GreenPrints Magazine. You see, getting anyone to share or admit to gardening mistakes can be a tough job—but our “Broken Trowel” section solicits these types of stories with the reward of a free one-year subscription and a free CD of gardening stories and songs, if your story is good enough to get published. Now, you get to enjoy the laughter that comes with reading all these stories! Here’s a “Broken Trowel” story from the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Mishaps: Funny stories about mistakes in the garden]( entitled “Ain’t Gonna Mow no Mower!”—you’ll be chuckling after you read this! [IMAGE] [Ain’t Gonna Mow no Mower!]( By Kathy Chencharik [Pee in your Garden 2] It was a beautiful June morning. I made coffee, went outside, and sat on our bench. I never get tired of looking at our little piece of Eden, but noticed the lawn was in desperate need of a grass-cut. I sipped my coffee. My husband always mowed the lawn. Why not mow it myself? The backyard was fairly flat, so I could at least do that part to surprise him when he gets back. We’d recently purchased a new self-propelled mower. The machine was black with two orange bars. One bar was above the handle, the other below. [Read More...]( Illustrations by Marilynne Roach What a funny and cute story! And the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Mishaps: Funny stories about mistakes in the garden]( has many more stories for you—stories that deliver the same funny reaction because someone goofed in the garden! Including this featured story—“Ain’t Gonna Mow no Mower!”—you get all the stories in this special GreenPrints Collection on gardening mistakes, including: - “I Murdered My Peas!” - “Rabbits Don’t Like Marigolds” - “Where Are the Beets?” - “Very Well-Manured Strawberries” - “Blooper, Blooper” - “Catnip Calamity” - “A Nice Day To Plant—Then Till” - “Holey Hoses” - “Did It Myself!” - “Susan’s Garden Misadventures” - “How I Committed Hostacide” - “If a Plant is Growing Well …” - “Not a Plant Person” - “The Dumbest Thing I Ever Did” - “Third Time? Not the Charm.” - “Ain’t Gonna Mow no Mower!” - “My Okra Onslaught” [Autumn 2022 Issue]( And new stories are being added to this special Collection all the time—you get access to all of them! 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