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Enjoy today’s gardening stories from the heart. [GreenPrints Daily](  August 2, 2023 Enjoy this newsletter? Please forward it to your friends.  Today’s Featured ArtPrint [ArtPrint] Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine to the soul. —Luther Burbank [Gardening Mishaps]( [Get Top Poems with a Gardening Setting!]( With the Gardening Poems Collection, you get GreenPrints poems that help you find some literary fun with gardening as the background. And please remember, poems don’t have to rhyme—just entertain you! [Learn More …]( Today’s Daily Story [Gardening Humor for "Real" Gardeners]( [Saved by Arugula] Do you remember when you were a young budding gardener, and you thought, "one day I'll be like those other gardeners, with their perfectly pruned tomatoes, their pollinator gardens, and their field of home-grown corn"? I do, but the more time I spend surrounded by "real" gardeners, the more I've come to see my hard work as a hilarious combination of successes and failures (which are celebrated with equal weight between gardeners, thankfully). Nobody appreciates getting a photo of a tiny pea-sized harvest more than a gardening friend! Gardening humor is required for this hobby! [Read More...]( [Summer 2023]( [GreenPrints: The Only Gardening Magazine to Warm Your Heart!]( GreenPrints is a unique magazine, just like a gardening pal who shares wonderful, humorous, and entertaining gardening stories with you. Quarterly magazine issues are filled with heartwarming gardening stories every season of the year! [Learn More …]( Today’s Premium Magazine Story | Summer 2019 [Tea Party!]( [Dances with Beetles] Zinnias are, without a doubt, the flowers of paradise. With their spiky, eccentric faces composed of every color of the rainbow, endless varieties, and uncanny ability to attract every butterfly within a 100-mile radius, zinnias must be the flowers of the angels. [Read More...]( [back issue bundle]( [Check Out Our Back-Issue Sets Now!]( Get your GreenPrints Back-Issue Sets right now! Buy the 2021 4-Issue Bundle—or the 100-Issue Bundle—while issues last! [Learn More …]( Today’s Premium Collection Story | Gardening Mishaps [Holey Hoses!]( [Whos watching who] It was 90° out, hadn’t rained in days—and no rain was predicted for the week. My blueberry bushes were in desperate need of rain. All the berries were a pale, whitish green. None had turned blue. [Read More...]( [Tote Bag]( [$5 August Back-Issue Clearance Sale!]( Get all our back issues and bundles for only $5 an issue. Hurry! Limited quantities available. [Only $5 Now!]( [FREEBIES: Get Them Now!]( [Ornamental Garden Chart]( [Read More …]( [Butterfly Garden Chart]( [Read More …]( [Montly Calendar]( [Read More …](  About GreenPrints Magazine: GreenPrints brings you joy, humor, inspiration, projects, artwork, and advice from our worldwide community of gardening writers, humorists, and illustrators. Our stories, artwork, and kits will touch your heart, lift your spirits, and provide you hours of entertainment about all things gardening. Our interactive projects will help you build your community, beautify your home, and be a more successful gardener and happier human being. More than 250,000 gardening enthusiasts share the joy, laughter, and camaraderie that can only be found with GreenPrints. You are receiving this email as part of your free subscription to email updates from GreenPrints Magazine. If you no longer wish to receive this update as part of your free subscription, please click the unsubscribe link below. [MANAGE PREFERENCES]( [Unsubscribe]( Help us be sure your email update isn't filtered as spam. Adding our return address CustomerCare@GreenPrints.com to your address book may 'whitelist' us with your filter, helping future email updates get to your inbox. [Facebook]( [Instagram]( [Send us a message]( Copyright © 2023 Mequoda Systems, LLC GreenPrints Magazine P.O. Box 1537, Attleboro, MA 02703 Email: CustomerCare@GreenPrints.com [Our Privacy Policy]( Having trouble viewing this email? [View online](.