Check out this collection of humorous gardening stories right now! [GreenPrints]( May 13, 2023 Â [LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YOUR BODY & SOULâGET SOME FOR YOURSELF NOW!]( When you read this special GreenPrints Collection Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long, you get a good dose of humor that will lift your spirits, keep you smiling, and boost your physical and mental health. Start readingâand laughingâright now! Dear Gardener, Thank you for reading content from GreenPrintsâwe appreciate your loyalty, and we share with you below a premium story that should give you a good chuckle. Because laughter matters. Turns out, studies show that regular laughter is good for your healthâboth your physical and your mental health: [Humor Collection]( - Laughing puts your body at ease. When you laugh, your body relaxes its muscles and releases stress.
- Laughing makes you feel good. When you laugh, endorphins get released and deliver you the feel-good status you deserve.
- Laughing helps you fight diseases. When you laugh, your immune system is boosted as disease-fighting cells increase, improving your ability to fight infections and to ward off all types of diseases.
- Laughing can protect your heart and even help you lose weight. Sounds crazy? Not really! When you regularly laugh, you get better blood flow which can help protect your entire cardiovascular system. Plus, laughing burns caloriesâso when you regularly laugh, you could shed a few pounds over a yearâs time.
- Laughing makes you happy. When you laugh with others, you can avoid stressful situations and conflictâand laughing can help free you from harboring grudges that just make you feel bad.
- Laughing might even help you live longer! One study found that those battling cancer lived longer and happier lives when ingested with regular doses of humor and laughter. So, what are you waiting for? Here is a quick-and-easy way to get regular doses of humor and laughterâwith the special GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( Please check out this story from the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( entitled âNaked Ladiesââitâs sure to give anyone, especially us gardeners, a good laugh: [Naked Ladies]( Well, YOU know the kind Iâm talking about!
By Deborah S. White [Plastic Fork] There was a big commotion next door the other evening. That struck me as odd. Just minutes before, Iâd had a pleasant enough conversation with my new neighbor in the checkout line at the grocery store. Iâd met her and her husband a few days earlier when I went over with a fresh hummingbird cake. Theyâre a young couple from the city. Heâd just become the new volleyball coach at the high school. Iâm not sure of her job, but Iâve noticed her leaving the house early some mornings in a business suit carrying an overnight bag, so I guess it involves a fair amount of travel. When I showed up on their doorstep and handed them the cake, they exchanged puzzled glances. Surely they knew there are no actual hummingbirds in a hummingbird cake! Anyway, it was late afternoon when we were in line at the store, she in front of me holding two takeout dinners from the Chinese Express. She looked a little road weary in her heels and rumpled business suit. Trying to perk her up a bit, I said cheerily, âI noticed the naked ladies in your backyard last night.â âExcuse me?â she said. âOh, I just so admire their beautiful long, bare legs and how they dance in those dainty, little pink skirts. I hope you donât mind me peeking over the fenceâI just couldnât resist!â Jeannie, working the checkout, nodded in agreement with me as she scanned and bagged. My neighbor didnât reply, but her expression darkened. I thought, âOh, no! I hope she doesnât take a spade to those lovely ladies!â Before I could say another word, she paid, grabbed her bag, and practically ran through the automatic sliding doors at the exit. Jeannie and I shook our heads, both wondering whatâd gotten her so agitated. âCity folks!â we muttered. âNo appreciation for natural beauty.â A few minutes later, I was home unpacking my groceries when I heard harsh, angry words from next door. Clearly the new neighbors were having a heated argument. The husbandâs voice waxed and waned, apparently trailing her from room to room: âBaby, stop and listen to me! I have no idea what youâre talking about! I swear thereâve been no girls here while you were gone!â This was followed by a sonic-boom door slam. Since then, itâs been pretty quiet over there. In fact, itâs been really, really quiet, as in âextended silent treatmentâ quietâif you get my drift. In the meantime, Iâve been able to enjoy the flirty belladonna lilies (or amaryllis or whatever) in their backyard to my heartâs content. Thank goodness she didnât take a spade to them! She probably got distracted by their big fight that night. Iâm just glad I wasnât a part of that! I so want to be a good neighbor and get along. OK, OK, I admit it, this never happened. I made it all up. But, you admit it, when you see a flower called naked ladies, doesnât your imagination start to…? â Illustration by Tim Foley What a fun and funny story! And the GreenPrints Collection [Gardening Humor: Funny stories to keep you smiling & laughing all day long]( has many more stories for youâstories that deliver you humor and laughter, story after story. Including this featured storyââNaked Ladiesââyou get all the stories in this special GreenPrints Collection on humor including: - âThe Vines in the Pinesâ
- âMy Horseradish Follyâ
- âA Milk Can Manâ
- âThe Hedonistâs Gardenâ
- âNaked Ladiesâ
- â150 Plastic Forksâ
- âI Always Have Tomorrowâ
- â10 Things I Learned from Gardeningâ
- âCrazy Woman Potatoesâ
- âFruit of the Wombâ
- âThe Metal Pigâ
- âFall!â
- âOne Disastrous Mistakeâ
- âThe Obsessed Gardenerâ [Humor Collection]( And new stories are being added to this special Collection all the timeâyou get access to all of them! Please read what some subscribers say about how GreenPrints humor affects their lives: âI laugh so hard tears stream down my face!â
âSierra Butler, Carmel, CA âI got the latest issue and it lifted my heart with much needed laughter! My husband just went under hospice care, and it is very trying on me. Thank you so much for coming through when I didn't realize I needed you!â
âKaren Tuffly, Kingston, OK âIt's my ONE thing I can grab to read and escape, laugh, and learn! Thanks for all the smiles!â
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