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It helps to have a sense of humor. GreenPrints gives us the boost we need. [GreenPrints]( April 13, 2024  [FREE DOSES OF HUMOR FOR YOU NOW!]( Laughter is good for your body and soul—and when you read this special GreenPrints Story Collection 27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time, you get good doses of humor that will lift your spirits, keep you smiling, and boost your physical and mental health. Start reading—and laughing—right now! Plus, the Story Collection is FREE for you now! Dear Gardener, You deserve some really good chuckles in your life. Because laughter matters. Turns out, studies show that regular laughter is good for your health—both your physical and your mental health: [Humor Collection]( - Laughing puts your body at ease. When you laugh, your body relaxes its muscles and releases stress. - Laughing makes you feel good. When you laugh, endorphins get released and deliver you the feel-good status you deserve. - Laughing helps you fight diseases. When you laugh, your immune system is boosted as disease-fighting cells increase, improving your ability to fight infections and to ward off all types of diseases. - Laughing can protect your heart and even help you lose weight. Sounds crazy? Not really! When you regularly laugh, you get better blood flow which can help protect your entire cardiovascular system. Plus, laughing burns calories—so when you regularly laugh, you could shed a few pounds over a year’s time. - Laughing makes you happy. When you laugh with others, you can avoid stressful situations and conflict—and laughing can help free you from harboring grudges that just make you feel bad. - Laughing might even help you live longer! One study found that those battling cancer lived longer and happier lives when ingested with regular doses of humor and laughter. So, what are you waiting for? Here is a quick-and-easy way to get regular doses of humor and laughter—with the special GreenPrints Collection [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time](. And it’s FREE for you now! [Claim Your FREE Story Collection with 27 Funniest Gardening Stories Ever—With Your $10 All-Access Membership!]( You get to experience the side-splitting laughter of the funniest gardening stories ever, including: - “The Obsessed Gardener: Are you one? Take the test.”: How can you tell if you’re a normal, healthy gardener or have crossed the line into dangerous territory? Easy, take this quiz! Share answers with your spouse, family, and friends—and you’ll all be laughing about how your rank. - “Help! I’m a gardener. With a problem.”: Read this account of a gardener who has become overly obsessive with how big—and how many—gardens to tend. Don’t relate too much, but get a bunch of laughs when you read this story. - “Our First Tiller: And our last.”: When you read this step-by-step description of a couple determining to buy a tiller—then buy and use it—you’ll empathize about times you’ve bought contraptions with unclear instructions. And get plenty of laughter from how this ends! - “Battered Zucchini. Nothing was going to get my crop—except me.”: If you’ve ever grown zucchini, you know how prolific it can be. Read in wonder—then bust out laughing—when you follow this woman’s quest to catch a supposed critter eating her zucchini. Surprising, and funny, ending! - “Not My Day: Ever locked yourself in a chicken coop?”: Read this real-life story of a woman getting accidentally trapped inside her chicken coop. Imagine having to call 911 for that! Funny account of how it all happened. In addition to these five side-splitting stories, you get 22 more—27 in all—in your FREE printable [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time]( - “Quick Mulch Job: This won’t take long. Riiiight.” - “The Stink Plant: A gift that really kept on giving.” - “I Hate Cutting Grass: So I taught my mower to do it!” - “150 Plastic Forks: The first thing that appears in my Spring garden.” - “Mulch Mountain: Facing an entire dump truck load of ‘free’ mulch.” - “The Chinaberry Tree: A tree that made neighbors of neighbors.” - “Naked Ladies: Well, YOU know the kind I’m talking about!” - “Picking Corn: My dad wanted it fresh. Very fresh.” - “Fruit Hoarder: Way too much of a good thing.” - “Pee in Your Garden! Urine is the Number One free fertilizer.” - “A Milk Can Man: Poor Dad was in the wrong business.” - “Fruit of the Womb: It was funny when my dad did it. But when …” - “To Mow or Not to Mow: Mowing Amnesia vs. Mowing Dementia.” - “Swooosh! Lawn maintenance with a vacuum cleaner?” - “The Buck Stops Here: Not anymore!” - “Old Lady Hetch: Falling into the pit of poo.” - “Where Have All the Fireflies Gone? Long time passing …” - “Lemons in my PJs: How not to impress the new neighbors.” - “I Always Have Tomorrow: It all started when I went to transplant some seedlings …” - “Dad’s White Rose: Our family’s favorite story.” - “Get Off My Lawn: Or else!” - “Hey! Who Threw Tomatoes at My Car??!!!” Any of these stories are certain to give you a good laugh—so act now to get your FREE printable  [27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time](. 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[Claim Your FREE Story Collection with 27 Funniest Gardening Stories Ever—With Your $10 All-Access Membership!](  Summary of All-Access Membership Benefits 01 A full year of GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership, an exclusive club for those who want regular laughter and joy from the greatest gardening stories ever—plus, tons of practical gardening advice, too!—save $49 off the annual membership price, an 83% discount! $59/year Now Only: $10/year! 02 NEW magazine sections & expanded content in 2024! 1-year subscription to GreenPrints Magazine, printable monthly issues filled with: - Top-quality heartwarming stories—just like GreenPrints has published for nearly 35 years— including audio versions of all stories, so you can listen to them while you garden or while you’re on-the-go. - Monthly “Gardening Life” column by GreenPrints Founding Editor Pat Stone. - Practical gardening advice to help you improve your skills—in every issue. - New regular departments on gardening wisdom, humor, seasonal perspectives, and food plants that heal. - Three featured “Plants We Love” in every monthly issue! - Monthly recipes to help you use your food garden’s harvest. - Printable books, kits, and seasonal calendars to serve the crafter in you (or a family member or friend). All sent to you by email and available for you digitally as soon as issues are published every month! INCLUDED 03 Full and immediate access to the GreenPrints Digital Library—your membership includes access to the current digital magazine issue and back issues, a digital version of The Weeder's Reader plus the library is constantly growing with new content regularly added! INCLUDED 04 Instant and unlimited access to all GreenPrints Collections—curated collections of stories from the heart, organized around specific topics such as humor, joy, romance, mystical and healing gardens, and gardening mishaps. And audio collections for your listening enjoyment! INCLUDED 05 GreenPrints Insider—You get our exclusive email newsletter, for premium members only, to guide you through the GreenPrints Library by highlighting articles, magazine issues, guidebooks, story collections, printable crafting kits, and audio collections that you won't want to miss—delivered regularly to your email inbox! 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