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  Dear Gardening Enthusiast, Picture this: a quaint neighborhood, a towering chinaberry tree, and a street covered in marble-sized seed pods. Intrigued? You should be! Allow me to share a delightful snippet from our new collection, "27 Funniest Gardening Stories of All Time," that will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. [Humor Collection]( [ð¿ The Chinaberry Tree: A Tree that Made Neighbors of Neighbors](
By Dave Bachmann, with Illustrations by Russell Thornton At 68 years young, our protagonist finds himself facing a foliage fiasco courtesy of a misplaced chinaberry tree. What follows is a tale of unexpected camaraderie, laughter, and the kind of neighborly help you never knew you needed. As our storyteller embarks on a mission to tame the unruly mess, he encounters Dimitri, a neighborhood regular collecting cans for a no-kill animal shelter. Soon, an 83-year-old neighbor named Dale joins the party, armed with a broom and a contagious smile. Together, this unlikely trio takes on the chinaberry chaos, turning a mundane task into a memory-making adventure. Imagine the scene: laughter echoing, stories shared, and the street, sidewalk, and driveway slowly reemerging from their leafy camouflage. It's a heartwarming reminder that sometimes the best moments arise from the most unexpected places. Fast forward a few months, and our hero faces another chinaberry challenge. But armed with memories of shared laughter and camaraderie, he's ready to tackle it head-on, knowing that his neighbors turned friends will be there to lend a hand once more. Ready for a good laugh and a warm feeling? Upgrade your membership to the GreenPrints Garden Club's all-access pass and dive into this charming story, "The Chinaberry Tree," along with 26 other hilarious tales guaranteed to make you glad to be alive. ð· Why Upgrade to All Access? ð Instant access to our new collection and hundreds more stories in our online library. ðï¸ Monthly narrated stories from our editorial team. ð First access to over 500 new stories scheduled for 2024. ð Full-color monthly magazine, story books, and gardening guides. ð± Be part of the world's most unique gardening club, dedicated to joy, helping others, and finding happiness every day. Ready to add a touch of green to your life? Click here to learn more about upgrading your [GreenPrints Garden Club membership](. Discover the joy of gardening, the warmth of shared stories, and the beauty of unexpected friendships. [$10 SPECIAL! GET AN 83% DISCOUNT WHEN YOU CLAIM YOUR BENEFITS TODAY!]( [Claim your GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership now, and you get all the gardening stories to delight you, make you laugh, and fill you with heartwarming inspiration and motivation. Plus, practical information and advice about gardening skills & techniques; insightful histories of plants and gardens; and printable crafting kits for ArtPrints, greeting cards, and seasonal calendars! Claim all your benefits now!]( [ONLY $10 FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!]( Right now, youâre eligible for this limited-time invitationâto claim a premium [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( with this Special Offer. You get a full year of membership in a club that provides you all the gardening stories to warm your heart, inspire you, and make you laugh. Plus, tons of practical advice and information about gardening skills, specific plants, and printable crafting kits for ArtPrints, greeting cards, and seasonal calendars. And for only $10 right now, thatâs 83% off the regular $59 price! [Introducing GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access MembershipâOnly $10 for an Entire Year!]( [GreenPrints all access]( Your [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership]( has privileges and benefits that are reserved exclusively for premium members like you. Join like-minded garden lovers in this community-focused club that is unlike any other club you knowâitâs sort of like your garden club and book club all in one, plus lots of other benefits awaiting you! [Claim Your $10 Membership Now]( SUMMARY OF GREENPRINTS GARDEN CLUB ALL-ACCESS MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS 01 A full year of GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Membership, an exclusive club for those who want to enjoy the greatest gardening stories ever and get tons of practical gardening advice, too—save $49 off the annual membership price, an 83% discount! $59/year
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$10/year! 02 NEW magazine sections & expanded content in 2024! 1-year subscription to GreenPrints Magazine, printable monthly issues filled with: - Top-quality heartwarming storiesâjust like GreenPrints has published for nearly 35 yearsâ including audio versions of all stories, so you can listen to them while you garden or while youâre on-the-go.
- Monthly âGardening Lifeâ column by GreenPrints Founding Editor Pat Stone.
- Practical gardening advice to help you improve your skillsâin every issue.
- New regular departments on gardening wisdom, humor, seasonal perspectives, and food plants that heal.
- Three featured âPlants We Loveâ in every monthly issue!
- Monthly recipes to help you use your food gardenâs harvest.
- Printable books, kits, and seasonal calendars to serve the crafter in you (or a family member or friend). All sent to you by email and available for you digitally as soon as issues are published every month! INCLUDED 03 Full and immediate access to the GreenPrints Digital Libraryâyour membership includes access to the current digital magazine issue and back issues, a digital version of The Weeder's Reader plus the library is constantly growing with new content regularly added! INCLUDED 04 Instant and unlimited access to all GreenPrints Collectionsâcurated collections of stories from the heart, organized around specific topics such as humor, joy, romance, mystical and healing gardens, and gardening mishaps. And audio collections for your listening enjoyment! INCLUDED 05 GreenPrints InsiderâYou get our exclusive email newsletter, for premium members only, to guide you through the GreenPrints Library by highlighting articles, magazine issues, guidebooks, story collections, printable crafting kits, and audio collections that you won't want to missâdelivered regularly to your email inbox! INCLUDED 06 NEW in 2024! Gardening in America Guidebook Series—12 monthly guides that focus on plant-specific tips & advice, plus improving your gardening techniques. INCLUDED 07 NEW in 2024! Printable StoryBook Kitsâyouâll get specially curated story content to delight and enchant you! INCLUDED 08 NEW in 2024! Printable Greeting Card Crafting Kitsâyouâll get beautifully illustrated greeting cards to use for any occasion ⦠birthdays, anniversaries, milestone lifetime events, and more! INCLUDED 09 NEW in 2024! Printable ArtPrints Crafting Kitsâyou get beautiful GreenPrints artwork for printing and framing! INCLUDED 10 NEW in 2024! Printable Seasonal Calendarsâyou get, every season of the year, a practical and beautiful calendar to help you keep on top of your gardening tasks. INCLUDED 11 SPECIAL ISSUE: The Weederâs Readerâa compilation of the sixteen greatest stories ever published by GreenPrints. You get unlimited FREE access to the printable digital version in the library! FREE [Claim Your $10 Membership Now]( Become a [GreenPrints Garden Club All-Access Member]( todayâwhile this special $10 offer lasts! Happy Gardening! [Don signature]
Don Nicholas
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