Sorry, but your iPhone 5 just became obsolete

Also, birds are dinosaurs. [Gizmodo]( November 1, 2018 [Sorry, but your iPhone 5 just became obsolete]( [Sometime in the flurry of news surrounding the new iPad Pro and the new MacBook Air, Apple quietly added the iPhone 5 to its list of “vintage and obsolete products” in the United States.]( [FICTION]( [Read It Should Have Been You, a short story on the future of death]( [[Beginning Log File 0289] Fuck you. No, seriously, fuck you.]( [GADGETS]( [The quest to build the impossible laptop]( [We explore the history of 2-1 devices and take a close look at some of the new products we’re really excited about going into the future.]( [ANIMALS]( [Why do birds have colorful eggs? Because they're dinosaurs]( [Dinosaurs laid colorful eggs. Birds lay colorful eggs. You do the math.]( [PALEOFUTURE]( [The house of the future in 1945 included a rotisserie and built-in waffle maker]( [“What’s tomorrow going to be like?” the opening of this 1945 newsreel asked. For many Americans who were watching, the answer was “a better life than my parents had.”]( [SPONSORED]( [Get A Quip Electric Toothbrush + Free 3-Month Brush Head and Toothpaste Refill]( [Quip delivers an all in one solution for brushing your teeth with replacement brush heads and toothpaste sent every three months. The brush features soft vibrating bristle heads that are easy on your gums and a two-minute timer with guiding pulses to help correct technique. Get one for $25 + a free...]( [GADGETS]( [One of Sonos's most anticipated features is in purgatory]( [Bad news for Sonos fans. That Google Assistant feature the company promised would be ready in 2018, well, Sonos is gonna have to break that promise.]( [PRIVACY AND SECURITY]( [Wyden unveils new plan to protect private data, restore "do not track," and jail reckless CEOs]( [By the time it was clear the fallout from the Equifax breach reached roughly three-fourths of adult Americans, Washington lawmakers were already tripping over themselves to churn out a law that they hoped would, in some future, analogous disaster, hold accountable the negligent hoarders of Americans’ personal, private data.]( [YOU MAY ALSO LIKE]( [DEADSPIN]( [Give Derrick Rose The Comeback Treatment He Deserves]( [Last night, Minnesota Timberwolves point guard Derrick Rose managed to put together likely the flukiest game of his career, scoring 50 points en route to a win over the Utah Jazz, after which he was immediately and widely praised for never giving up after all he’s been through. So what’s...]( [KOTAKU]( [Smash Bros Ultimate's First Post-Launch Fighter Will Be, Uh, Piranha Plant]( [There’s one more fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: the Mario series’s Piranha Plant, which will be free if you buy the game before the end of January.]( [PROMOTIONS]( [Upgrade Your Drawers With Soft, Flexible Underwear For 20% Off ($16)]( [Pair of Thieves features underwear with soft, breathable, and cooling performance fabric. They make two distinct types, including their SuperFit made from a mesh microfiber polyamide with the feel of a basketball jersey, along with the SuperSoft that incorporate a modal and cotton blend. Use code 20SNEAKY to save 20%...]( [JALOPNIK]( [Here Is Why Some Dealerships Aren’t Actually Interested in Selling You a Car]( [You would think this whole “selling cars” thing would be easy for dealers, especially if an interested customer comes in with a serious intent to buy. But you would be surprised how uninterested some stores are in selling certain cars to certain buyers.]( [KOTAKU]( [Smash Bros Ultimate Gets Two Final New Fighters, Ken And Incineroar]( [Nintendo has confirmed Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’s final starting roster will be 74 fighters, with newly announced Ken from Street Fighter and Incineroar from Pokemon being the last two additions before the game comes out.]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Gizmodo]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( © 2018 Gizmodo Media 114 5th Avenue, Floor 2 New York, NY, 10011