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The thinking used to be that grammar as a concept was hardwired into our brains from birth so that as children when we learned words, that hardwiring helped us structure them in a way that made sense. However, AI might be quietly disproving that theory as evidenced by the fact it is being trained to write things like full articles and headlines all based on linguistic experience alone and no hard-coded rules on grammar at all. Great, we guess our childhoods are a lie now. [Inverse]( /life [Bring Home This Foot Massager At The Best Price We’ve Seen Yet | MIKO]( [BRING HOME THIS FOOT MASSAGER AT THE BEST PRICE WE’VE SEEN YET]( Time to stop denying yourself the foot massage that you know you want and deserve; the MIKO Foot Massager is currently available at the best price we’ve seen yet. Complete with five levels of pressure, the machine uses heat, deep-kneading, compression, and rolling techniques to work out those kinks, pains, and aches. 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