I've been SOBER this whole time??

Yes, it's true. I'm sober. And frankly, I have been for quite a while now... ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­   Hey Marilyn - it's Uncle Tommy... Yes, it's true. I'm sober. And frankly, I have been for quite a while now. See, one of the Rock Stars here at the office recently clued me in on something they call being "California Sober." Have you heard of this? Basically, "California Sober" just means you say no to the booze, but yes to the green. Well guess what? Turns out, by that convenient definition... I've been "sober" for decades and didn't even know it! Man, I always thought I was just enjoying life the Tommy Chong way. Who knew there was a fancy name for it? I bring this up because, well, you may have heard of something called "Dry January". It's where folks choose give up alcohol for the entire month of January as a nice reset to the system, man. Now that's a resolution I can get behind! But, you know, just because you're skipping out on the booze... It doesn't mean you can't enjoy a good sip! Unlike alcohol (which is literally poion, btw... I ain't judgin', but it's true!), THC is a lot more in sync with your body, man. Your brain even has a dedicated receptor for it! Really. You can look it up. Dr. Clark taught me all about it. It's called your CB1 receptor and it's found all over your body, but mostly in your brain. It's there to interact with something call "anandamide", which is a form of THC your brain makes naturally.... Been giving my brain a talking-to for years to make more... (imagine how much money I could save!) But to no avail... So I gotta supplement the old fashioned way... Anyway, that's why Dry January might be the perfect time to give our [THC-infused seltzer, High & Dry]( a try! None of the alcohol, none of the calories, and (if I say so myself) a 100% better time, man. In fact, we're calling our New Year's sale the DRYJANUARY sale. I looked it up, and last year's theme was "New Year, SAME Me", but I think I like "Dry January" better. What a noble cause, man... To encourage people to lay off the hooch for at least 31 days to kick the year of right... (Yes, I used google to check whether January had 30 days or 31 in case you're keeping track at home...) So, this year's sale is going to be a little different than other sales we've done before. First of all the code, DRYJANUARY is good on [GetChongCBD.com]( and [CheechAndChong.com]( but we've done that before... And it's good for 30% Off Everything in either store... Whether you need to stock up on [Good Vibes]( [Nice Dreams]( or even [Space Chews.](.. (But that's not new either, obviously...) But THIS time, you can use the code on our [HIGH & DRY THC Seltzers too]( (Which IS brand-new) And that's not even all of it... (Boy, do I sound like one of those late-night TV guys??) But seriously, we wanted to make it even sweeter for anyone trying to avoid the hard stuff this month... Over at [CheechandChong.com]( when you stock up on High & Dry Seltzers, not only can you take 30% off with the code DRYJANUARY , but you ALSO get a free mixed flavor pack when you buy any 3 packs of High & Dry. Yep, if you grab 2 packs of [Raspberry Highball]( (my favorite) and one [Grapefuit Twist]( (Cheech's Favorite) you ALSO get a free Mixed pack so you can try the other flavors... Or you can get 3 Mixed packs and get a 4th one free... Choice is yours. Just our way of saying, "Welcome to California Sober" man! And you didn't hear it from me, but here's a little trick to save a few more bucks on shipping if you're so inclined: If you grab your 3 packs of seltzer and get the 4th free, you save something like $23 with the coupon... But if you add a jar of [Cruise Chews]( or [Space Chews]( then you'll have enough in your cart to get free shipping too! Even on the drinks... And of course, you can also get 30% off sitewide and free shipping on everything else over at [GetChongCBD.com]( and [CheechandChong.com](. Plus for this sale only, we're including[High & Dry]( in our discount (normally we can't because it costs so dang much to ship cans of liquid, who would've thought?). All you have to do is enter the clever code DRYJANUARY at checkout. Nice n' Easy! Keep on keepin' on, Peace and love, [Tommy Signature] Tommy Chong P.S. You know, I can't take all the credit for this idea. "Uncle Tommy is sober" was inspired by my pal Snoop Dogg's latest stunt, man! Last month he had us thinking he was "giving up smoke". But nah, he was just talking about a smokeless fire pit (who would have thought, man). P.P.S. Are you taking part in Dry January? Hit reply and let me know!     [Facebook]( [Instagram]( Don't Want These Emails? All Good Man! [Unsubscribe]( Send All Love Letters & Hate Mail Here: Tommy Chong's CBD 274 S 700 W Pleasant Grove, UT 84062