Tommy Chong - the new Ryan Reynolds?

If you think about it... we DO have a lot in common.... ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QHAWh0dHA6Ly9nZXRjaG9uZ2NiZC5jb20_dXRtX3NvdXJjZT1LbGF2aXlvJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09Y2FtcGFpZ24tZW1haWwmdXRtX2NhbXBhaWduPTExLjE0LjIzJTIwLSUyMEp1ZGdlJTI3cyUyMFdhdGVyJTIwJTIzMiUyMCUyODAxSEY3WEVGMDZKNjBFVFpSQjVYMTlHMkYxJTI5JnN1YjE9MDFHR1RWMUpLRjY3NjdaMlIxNjJBMVgzNlEmX2t4PW93aG5RWU0waFd4V18waW9mbU5ucUxyWkFYY3pEMWpKQk1HVnpweUNKZU5Sa1dKWDkxaHIydUIyTG5LLS1oNnIuVnRpalZHVwNzcGNCCmVFSPVTZe6VpTFSG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjkyQGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAHyQQ~~   Hey Marilyn - it's Uncle Tommy... You want to hear something that made me howl yesterday? Check out what Cousin Bryan wrote back to my email about [The Judge's Water](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xNC4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzIlMjAlMjgwMUhGN1hFRjA2SjYwRVRaUkI1WDE5RzJGMSUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRUj1U2XulaUxUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) - me and Cheech's new collectable vodka (that keeps on being fun long after the drink is gone): Tommy! You're like the new Ryan Reynolds - Canadian, comedians, and both of you guys have your own alcohol. Must be something in the water up north... Man, that's probably the first time anyone's compared me to Ryan Reynolds, but hey, I'll take it! I guess if you squint real hard... you can sort of see the similarities. Take Mr. Reynolds - he's a handsome, funny, billionaire Canadian actor and entrepreneur. Man, he's even got his own football club now (soccer for all of my American friends). Now take your Uncle Tommy. I'm an 85-year-old, also Canadian, also funny (at least Cheech tells me so), and much less wealthy but much more handsome. And now, I've ALSO got my own alcohol - a collectable vodka you can convert into a smoking accessory! So when you think about it, it's basically like we were separated at birth, man! Now, there's one blunder that my new brother from another mother probably wouldn't make, that Uncle Tommy definitely did... I didn't mention the price! (and some folks got maaaaad. Mea Culpa!) Well, that's not entirely true. I didn't specify the price, and that's my mistake. See, I assumed (but didn't check...) that the price wold be [on this page](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xNC4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzIlMjAlMjgwMUhGN1hFRjA2SjYwRVRaUkI1WDE5RzJGMSUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRUj1U2XulaUxUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) but it wasn't. So folks had to read my whole email, plus a whole 'nother page before getting to the store that actually sells the Vodka. Honest mistake, and I won't make it again. The price for the full kit (with the premium Vodka and the conversion kit with unique serial number and all that) is $300. That's $300. Not $299, or $297 or $301. (Honestly when we calculated the price and the team told me it came out to $300, I assumed that the price would be around $300... but, nope. It's $300 on the nose...) Anyway, I'm sorry that I wasn't clear on that yesterday. Uncle Tommy didn't mean to lead anyone down the primrose path... But seriously, have checked out [The Judge’s Water™️](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xNC4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzIlMjAlMjgwMUhGN1hFRjA2SjYwRVRaUkI1WDE5RzJGMSUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRUj1U2XulaUxUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) yet? See, me and Cheech have been working with the team at You Blend It to create our own, ultra-premium vodka that's like nothing you've had before. It's crafted by master distillers and is so smooth, it's like listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" on pristine vinyl. We're talking about a vodka that won Double Gold at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition – that's no small potatoes! And the best part? Once you've enjoyed every last drop, you can turn the bottle into a fully functional water pipe (my lawyer is real sensitive to the "b-word" ever since I got locked up...) – with just a few twists and turns (and an included diamond drill bit). It's so easy to do, even I was able to do it (and I'm not the most handy person on the block, man)! Ryan’s gin might be cool, but is it even more fun AFTER it's empty? I didn’t think so. And remember - a portion of all proceeds from [The Judge’s Water™️](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xNC4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzIlMjAlMjgwMUhGN1hFRjA2SjYwRVRaUkI1WDE5RzJGMSUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRUj1U2XulaUxUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) are going to support The Last Prisoner Project, which is a nonprofit organization dedicated to cannabis criminal justice reform. Their mission is to ensure that every last cannabis prisoner is released, and to help reintegrate them back into society. You can learn more about their awesome work [here](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QVAWh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lmxhc3Rwcmlzb25lcnByb2plY3Qub3JnLz91dG1fc291cmNlPUtsYXZpeW8mdXRtX21lZGl1bT1jYW1wYWlnbi1lbWFpbCZ1dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249MTEuMTQuMjMlMjAtJTIwSnVkZ2UlMjdzJTIwV2F0ZXIlMjAlMjMyJTIwJTI4MDFIRjdYRUYwNko2MEVUWlJCNVgxOUcyRjElMjkmc3ViMT0wMUdHVFYxSktGNjc2N1oyUjE2MkExWDM2USZfa3g9b3doblFZTTBoV3hXXzBpb2ZtTm5xTHJaQVhjekQxakpCTUdWenB5Q0plTlJrV0pYOTFocjJ1QjJMbkstLWg2ci5WdGlqVkdXA3NwY0IKZUVI9VNl7pWlMVIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luOTJAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAfJB). Anyway, this is the first vodka I know of that's good for both sipping AND ripping, if you know what I mean. And it supports an amazing cause! [So head on over to this page where you can pre-order your own Judge's Water today ](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xNC4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzIlMjAlMjgwMUhGN1hFRjA2SjYwRVRaUkI1WDE5RzJGMSUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRUj1U2XulaUxUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) We're hoping to have these delivered to you before Christmas to help you keep a smile on your face when your "difficult" relatives come over for the holidays, man. Keep on keepin' on, Peace and love, [Tommy Signature] Tommy Chong     [Facebook](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QfAWh0dHA6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tL2dyb3Vwcy90b21teXNhcm15Z3JvdXA_dXRtX3NvdXJjZT1LbGF2aXlvJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09Y2FtcGFpZ24tZW1haWwmdXRtX2NhbXBhaWduPTExLjE0LjIzJTIwLSUyMEp1ZGdlJTI3cyUyMFdhdGVyJTIwJTIzMiUyMCUyODAxSEY3WEVGMDZKNjBFVFpSQjVYMTlHMkYxJTI5JnN1YjE9MDFHR1RWMUpLRjY3NjdaMlIxNjJBMVgzNlEmX2t4PW93aG5RWU0waFd4V18waW9mbU5ucUxyWkFYY3pEMWpKQk1HVnpweUNKZU5Sa1dKWDkxaHIydUIyTG5LLS1oNnIuVnRpalZHVwNzcGNCCmVFSPVTZe6VpTFSG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjkyQGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAHyQQ~~) [Instagram](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNnpIP4QXAWh0dHA6Ly93d3cuaW5zdGFncmFtLmNvbS9oZXl0b21teWNob25nP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xNC4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzIlMjAlMjgwMUhGN1hFRjA2SjYwRVRaUkI1WDE5RzJGMSUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRUj1U2XulaUxUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) Don't Want These Emails? 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