It's f***ing Vodka, man!

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Before I get into things today, I've got to level with ya. I was originally a little conflicted about sending this email. But humor me for a minute. I think there's a handful of you who are going to be VERY happy today. Anyway, remember the scene in "Up In Smoke" where me and Cheech are being arraigned for a pot ticket in court? It's the one where I was completely messed up... (I mean "narrow it down for me", right?) But, in the scene right before, I ate all the drugs to get rid of the evidence (what a different time of life, man!) Well if you remember, I see a glass of water up on the judge's podium and go for it... only to be tackled by the bailiff. Luckily, my hermano Cheech grabbed the judge's water, gives it to me, I take a big sip... and deliver one of my favorite lines from all of my movies... "It's f**king VODKA, man!" Frankly, I STILL laugh when I re-watch that! [Judge's Water Youtube Clip](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QcAWh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9cjVoNmlFX0hEX2cmdXRtX3NvdXJjZT1LbGF2aXlvJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09Y2FtcGFpZ24tZW1haWwmdXRtX2NhbXBhaWduPTExLjEzLjIzJTIwLSUyMEp1ZGdlJTI3cyUyMFdhdGVyJTIwJTIzMSUyMCUyODAxSEY1M0MwRjVSWVlBN0U2WUZNTjNWQ0FHJTI5JnN1YjE9MDFHR1RWMUpLRjY3NjdaMlIxNjJBMVgzNlEmX2t4PW93aG5RWU0waFd4V18waW9mbU5ucUxyWkFYY3pEMWpKQk1HVnpweUNKZU5Sa1dKWDkxaHIydUIyTG5LLS1oNnIuVnRpalZHVwNzcGNCCmVFB4RSZebCdohSG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjkyQGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAHyQQ~~) I think people love this scene so much because it showed off the hypocrisy of our parent's generation (and let's be honest, so many of the "authority" figures we have today). Like, this judge is literally about to throw me and Cheech in jail for marijuana... At the SAME TIME she's getting loaded on the job. (Can you think of any other people today that fit that bill?) Well, it had actually been a little while since I'd thought about that scene. But a few months back, the folks at an cool company called You Blend It reached out to me and Cheech with a brilliant idea. Cheech & Chong's "The Judge’s Water™️" - our own collectible vodka. Now, that's a pretty cool idea.. Even though, I'm not a drinker myself. Nothing against alcohol, but just never got into it as much as the green stuff. But then somebody in the office came up with ANOTHER brilliant idea: "Wouldn't it be cool if it came in a bottle you could smoke out of?" Now THAT'S a Cheech & Chong idea!. It’s like fulfilling a childhood dream, man… Who hasn’t looked at a sweet bottle and thought “I bet I could smoke out of that”? We asked if we could make it happen... and it turns out you can! And man, the rest is history - what started as just a “high-dea” has officially been brought to life. Introducing... The Judge’s Water™️ Ultra Premium Vodka - the only premium vodka that gets BETTER when it's empty! [As of today, you can pre-order Judge's Water right here if that's your jam ](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xMy4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzElMjAlMjgwMUhGNTNDMEY1UllZQTdFNllGTU4zVkNBRyUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRQeEUmXmwnaIUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) Each bottle is actually marked with its own unique serial number (in case anyone wants to keep it as a collectible)... And hey, just because your Uncle Tommy doesn't have the most refined pallet when it comes to vodka, we did NOT skimp on the quality. In fact, me and Cheech thought if we were going to do this, we'd make sure it was the best damn vodka you could buy. See, I learned that “Good” vodka is triple distilled for a smooth, clean taste. But The Judge’s Water™️ puts that to shame. The master distiller who crafts our vodka uses a continuous distillation method. Meaning that The Judge’s Water™️ is the equivalent to SIX times distilled, for some of the smoothest, most luxurious vodka on the planet. When it was distilled, this vodka won a Double Gold at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition. (The HIGHEST award possible.) And of course, when the bottle is empty, that's when the real fun starts, man! All it takes is 5 minutes with a handy diamond-tipped glass cutting bit (included), and your bottle will go from Voltaire to Freebird. It's so easy to do, even me and Cheech can do it...(Ask your wife if she’s ever seen anything THIS cool on Pinterest…) Just make sure you’re sober before breaking out the power tools, hey? [Pre-order The Judge’s Water™️ ](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xMy4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzElMjAlMjgwMUhGNTNDMEY1UllZQTdFNllGTU4zVkNBRyUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRQeEUmXmwnaIUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) Oh, and one last thing... Want to know the coolest part about The Judge’s Water™️? For us, this project is more than just a cool concept. With over half a century advocating for the green, and a couple of mugshots to show for it, me and Cheech have seen firsthand the sting of outdated drug laws. As we speak, millions of Americans are locked up in states where Marijuana is LEGAL for non-violent drug offenses. All because of the backwards drug laws we've had in this country for decades. That just doesn’t sit right with me, man. It's a harsh reality we want to help change. That’s why a portion of all proceeds from The Judge’s Water™️ are going to support The Last Prisoner Project. The Last Prisoner Project is a nonprofit organization dedicated to cannabis criminal justice reform. Their mission is to ensure that every last cannabis prisoner is released, and to help reintegrate them back into society. You can [learn more about their awesome work here.](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QVAWh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lmxhc3Rwcmlzb25lcnByb2plY3Qub3JnLz91dG1fc291cmNlPUtsYXZpeW8mdXRtX21lZGl1bT1jYW1wYWlnbi1lbWFpbCZ1dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249MTEuMTMuMjMlMjAtJTIwSnVkZ2UlMjdzJTIwV2F0ZXIlMjAlMjMxJTIwJTI4MDFIRjUzQzBGNVJZWUE3RTZZRk1OM1ZDQUclMjkmc3ViMT0wMUdHVFYxSktGNjc2N1oyUjE2MkExWDM2USZfa3g9b3doblFZTTBoV3hXXzBpb2ZtTm5xTHJaQVhjekQxakpCTUdWenB5Q0plTlJrV0pYOTFocjJ1QjJMbkstLWg2ci5WdGlqVkdXA3NwY0IKZUUHhFJl5sJ2iFIbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luOTJAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAfJB) So hey, I recognize this isn't for everyone... And premium Vodka in a 1-of-a-kind bottle isn't exactly cheap... But if you love a great vodka and want to score a true Cheech and Chong collector piece (or give yourself a gift that keeps on giving for a long time)... [Hop on over to this page to pre-order your bottle of The Judge’s Water™️ ](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QdAWh0dHBzOi8vY2hlZWNoYW5kY2hvbmcuY29tL3RoZS1qdWRnZXMtd2F0ZXIvP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xMy4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzElMjAlMjgwMUhGNTNDMEY1UllZQTdFNllGTU4zVkNBRyUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRQeEUmXmwnaIUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) Keep on keepin' on, Peace and love, [Tommy Signature] Tommy Chong     [Facebook](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QfAWh0dHA6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tL2dyb3Vwcy90b21teXNhcm15Z3JvdXA_dXRtX3NvdXJjZT1LbGF2aXlvJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09Y2FtcGFpZ24tZW1haWwmdXRtX2NhbXBhaWduPTExLjEzLjIzJTIwLSUyMEp1ZGdlJTI3cyUyMFdhdGVyJTIwJTIzMSUyMCUyODAxSEY1M0MwRjVSWVlBN0U2WUZNTjNWQ0FHJTI5JnN1YjE9MDFHR1RWMUpLRjY3NjdaMlIxNjJBMVgzNlEmX2t4PW93aG5RWU0waFd4V18waW9mbU5ucUxyWkFYY3pEMWpKQk1HVnpweUNKZU5Sa1dKWDkxaHIydUIyTG5LLS1oNnIuVnRpalZHVwNzcGNCCmVFB4RSZebCdohSG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjkyQGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAHyQQ~~) [Instagram](~/AASl5QA~/RgRnNQkHP4QXAWh0dHA6Ly93d3cuaW5zdGFncmFtLmNvbS9oZXl0b21teWNob25nP3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9S2xhdml5byZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWNhbXBhaWduLWVtYWlsJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0xMS4xMy4yMyUyMC0lMjBKdWRnZSUyN3MlMjBXYXRlciUyMCUyMzElMjAlMjgwMUhGNTNDMEY1UllZQTdFNllGTU4zVkNBRyUyOSZzdWIxPTAxR0dUVjFKS0Y2NzY3WjJSMTYyQTFYMzZRJl9reD1vd2huUVlNMGhXeFdfMGlvZm1ObnFMclpBWGN6RDFqSkJNR1Z6cHlDSmVOUmtXSlg5MWhyMnVCMkxuSy0taDZyLlZ0aWpWR1cDc3BjQgplRQeEUmXmwnaIUht0cmlzdHJhbWJhbGR3aW45MkBnbWFpbC5jb21YBAAB8kE~) Don't Want These Emails? 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