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This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1658341726-10083-45644 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 73936](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 It's stupid hot! If you're in a heat-wavy area= , try to stay cool and hydrated, and how about let's post cute animals cool= ing the Fark down [in the= Fark NotNewsletter thread](3D"=). I don't know about you, but I could use som= e cuteness and coolness today. Meanwhile, the Drews= ter is away this week, so no NotNewsletter message from him today, and the = [Fark News Livestream](3D") will take the week off as = well. XOXO, DisseminationMonkey Top Comments Som= e of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week Funny: KangTheMad revealed [the fate of someone who took a close-up video of an av= alanche](3D") farkingismybusiness figured out [what caused that avalanche](3D") Hyjam= on showed us [what was reall= y coming after those tourists](3D"=) Chabash was [amazed at the power of "Enter Sandman"](3D") Naido experienced [a strong reaction to a video that features a starfish](3D" Naid= o shared the [scientific exp= lanation behind a glacier collapse in Kyrgyzstan](3D"=) Karma Chame= leon was shocked by the rea= son a skydiver crashed on a warehouse roof bughunter = g> commented on [the attitude that mad= e a judge think he could just whip out his gun and point it at an attorney = during a hearing](3D"https:/=) cocozilla shared a story about&nb= sp;[landing on Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon Zo= mbie](3D") foo monkey explained [why judges are rarely put on trial](3D") Smart:= MathProf was [ha= rboring a wayward skydiver](3D" Gyrfalcon spoke from pr= ofessional experience about why none = of the cops who were standing around during the school shooting in Uvalde j= ust stepped up and took charge NeoCortex42 wondere= d [why one of the claims of the Uvalde= police wasn't debunked sooner](3D") Xcott discussed&nbs= p;[getting excited about lawsuits because = of "discovery"](3D") leviosaurus explained [why California's water troubles aren't just a matt= er of golf courses in the desert](3D") scottydoesntknow = enjoyed seeing [rich people picking a = fight with someone their own size](3D"https://=) leviosaurus gave= us [more information about "You Ought= a Know"](3D"=) Combustion said something about [baseball and shifting](3D"), idk CSB S= unday Morning theme: [Something you didn't understand until later Smart: Auntie Cheesus](=3D")[also had aunties](3D") Funny: ing= o had [Florida kid problems = and a sister who liked baseball](3D"https:/=) Politics Funny: NewportBarGuy was upset about [the death of Ivana Trump](3D" Chariset felt lik= e [singing about leaked audio of Steve= Bannon](3D") khitsicker found [someone to blame for Ivana Trump's death](3D") HugeMi= stake had a question about [the possibility of a second series of January 6 committee hearings](3D" tintar figured out [where refurbished government computers that will be given to veterans, se= niors and students came from](3D" Politics Smart: austerity101 saw genius be= hind John Fetterman's shiatposting Maybe you should drive = strong> revealed [what it's like to = live in a communist paradise](3D"https:=) Benevolent Misanthrope = > figured that [a politician who figur= ed that a woman's uterus doesn't belong to her might have his sights set on= another body part next](3D"https://=) GardenWeasel cited [the penalty a hospital faces if they let a p= atient die rather than performing a life-saving abortion](3D") Evi= lEgg sensed [a strange misco= nception about abortion](3D"h=) = Top Contest Entries Some of the top-voted contest entries= from last week Photoshops: It's a good thing [Jackie isn't around to see noazark= ong>'s Photoshop](3D") RedZoneTuba [held up a drive-thru](3D" noazark [was looking out for Phoebe](3D") bugdozer = [bought this cat's iconic record Yammering_Splat_Vector](3D"=)[colorized Marilyn](3D" RedZoneTuba [had a visit from a cousin](3D") Yammering_Spl= at_Vector [gave this kitty a subt= le makeover](3D"https://=) noazark showed us [how to really train a cat](3D") whatsupchuck = trong> helped someone [slip into somet= hing a little more comfortable](3D"h=) RedZoneTuba found&n= bsp;[the perfect ball for this bat](3D") Farktography theme: [St= ill Life 3](3D") kittyhas1000legs' [fruit was full of fiber](3D") Fark Headlines of the Week A selection o= f some of the top headlines from last week [ERCOT issues warning for possible = rolling blackouts on Monday. 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This is not a repeat from Jan. 6, 2021, but TFG's staffers pl= ead the Fifth out of habit](3D") [Isn't this wh= at the gig economy is all about - doing small tasks, so other people don't = have to?](3D") [Trump dead](3D"https://=) [You have died of dysentery](3D") [*unable to golf clap*](3D") [Soprano, rightly offended that an Italian ope= ra production is using blackface, leaves the cast before the ending of th= a>](3D")[= Well look who took their name a little too seriously](3D"=) [A Rabbi, Buddhist, = and Unitarian challenge a bar on abortion](3D") [CPI hits 9.1% but= he wasn't my favorite Star Wars droid in the first place](3D") [Greet your guests with a= mouthful of pickles](3D") [BepiColombo started to leave, but = then turned around. "Just one more thing"](=3D") [Surgeons successfully transplant pig hearts into dead huma= ns. Honestly, that doesn't sound too difficult](3D") [Amazon's Ring gave record amount o= f footage to government in 2021. The precious data. They wants it. 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