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This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1625768979-96546-54869 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 75418](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 ________________________ A message = from Drew Curtis: ____________________= ____ Hey everyone, hope your week's been going well. And= your holiday weekend, for that matter. I'm currently stuck in that f= our-day work week time warp that makes four-day weeks seem somehow longer t= han five-day weeks. The [Fark News Livestrea= m](=3D") returns today at 5:30 p.m. It's been a weird week with surprisi= ngly few weird fireworks-related stories. By that I mean there were a ton o= f stories, but none of them had interesting sidebar angles. However, = if you know of one, send it over. This week's theme appears to be Wei= rd Crime. For example, who knew meth isn't a good Narcan replacement?= Also - this is your semi-regular reminder to [sign up for = TotalFark](3D". Want to know how many signups it takes to make my day = brighter? Three. Yup, that's it - just three new signups p= er day. Wanna be one of those three? Now's your chance. ____= ____________________ We now return you to your usual Fark NotNew= sletter. ________________________ Top Comments Some of the top-voted sm= artest and funniest comments from the past week Funny: Boo_Guy reacted to [n= ews that Bill Cosby's rape conviction was overturned](3D" bostong= uy made plans to [send text = messages without ending them with "aggressive" periods](=3D" We At= e the Necco Wafers [reviewed the = local Hooters restaurant](3D=) wademh explained [posting the same Virginia vanity license plat= e twice](3D") Sexy Jesus [mows the lawn with spite](3D" AsparagusFTW showed&nbs= p;[how Drew helps out whe= n Fark has server problems](3D") kudayta [defended the way an author used a word](3D") Joe= USer [knew what it's like for pa= rents who named their kids Alexa](3D".=) fragMasterFlash p= assionately [argued against Cosby's re= lease](3D"=) ArcadianRefugee came up with [a way to avoid having to mow the lawn](3D") Smart: freddyV [questioned some strangers about their windmill](3D" Redh8t = rong> had a theory on [why surveys sho= w people have fewer friends in 2021 than they did in 1990](3D"h=) Ch= thonic Echoes suggested [one= phenomenon affects the number of friends we have](3D" Three Croo= ked Squirrels looked at [Ghi= slaine Maxwell's lawyer's attempt to compare her situation to Bill Cosby's cr7pilot had](3D" personal connection to a story about a cargo plane that made an emergen= cy landing in the water near Honolulu](3D" Flappyhead a= nalyzed [what made "Big Trouble i= n Little China" such a great movie](3D"=) weddingsinger s= howed us a personal example of [why we= should get vaccinated and wear masks](3D" CSB Sunday Morning:= m> [T= hat one 4th of July you'll never forget](3D") Smart: wade= mh [ate some cinnamon rolls, play= ed some pinball, had a baby](3D"=) Funny: unchellmatt = rong> [learned to listen to the freelance p= harmacist](3D") CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread for F= arkers to share true stories from their own lives based on a weekly topic. = If you have a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please [co= ntact Farkback](3D" ahead of time, or just [submit it](3D" on Saturday a= fternoon/evening. Please note: While submitted CSB Sunday Morning threads h= ave a high likelihood of being greenlit, there is no guarantee they wi= ll be. Politics Funny: EvilEgg was sho= cked by [the kind of smut found on GET= TR, the new Trumper social media platform](3D"=) BizarreMan = g> explained [why even Trump's biggest= fans are getting bored at his rallies](3D"=) victrin wro= te [an epitaph for Donald Rumsfeld](3D"=)= Farking Clown Shoes let us know [which cartoon character Donald Trump Jr. is](3D") Pinnacle Point figured out [how Trump could increase the size of his rallies](3D" Politics = Smart: anjin-san argued that [charges against the Trump Organization and their CFO aren= 't so far-fetched](3D") bloobeary had a theory on why Republicans like to "insult" Democrats = by saying they're like Jimmy Carter TheOmni examin= ed [Caitlyn Jenner's views on homeless= ness](3D"=) wademh [gave = credit to a group of Republicans](3D" grokca looked at&= nbsp;[the horror that Florida Gov. Ron DeSa= ntis helped his state to avoid](3D") Top Contest Entries Some of the top-voted contest = entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down Photoshops: RedZoneTuba found [a kid getting help to stay up all night](3D") = zeon showed us [why this m= an still dresses in schoolboy uniforms](=3D" clovercat f= inally found out [what that tiny des= k was for](3D"https:=) bugdozer witnessed [a crash on The Far Side](3D") Yammering_Splat_Vec= tor got [impatient for the = sun to set](3D"https=) bugdozer showed [what must be a class for aspiring firehouse dogs](3D") Kick The Chair got [st= uck in the middle](3D" Wrongo [caught up with a former president](3D" RedZoneTuba [turned baseball into more of a co= ntact sport](3D"=) bugdozer [added some familiar tiles to this building](3D" Fartist Frida= y took a week off. This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by= E-brake: Show & Tell vol. 9: Let The Sun Sh= ine. SHOW us an art creation you've made where either the Sun or Sunshine i= s the star of the show, or create one especially for this, and TELL us abou= t it. Any medium allowed. Difficulty: Art you haven't entered into our cont= est before. Be sure to tell us about its inspiration, materials or backstor= y, etc. Farktography: [Botany beerrun snapped](3D")[a pink and purple beauty](3D" Fark Parties This Friday, July 9, 2021: [Buffalo, NY Fark Party= a> (with all public health guidance carefully followed) Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you= by ox45tallboy) Another fun time on last week= 's Quiz, although I still can't figure out how to stop being bombarded = ;with shoe ads. Apparently it was a bit on the difficult side this week, si= nce no one came close to the 1000 club. Sliding Carp = came out on top with 823, followed by flowerpower in = second with 786 and dracos31 in third with 743. = Booklet made fourth with 742, and OtherLittle= Guy made fifth with 736. The hardest question on last week'= s Hard Quiz was about which sports figure would be again gracing the Wheati= es Box to kick off its 100th Anniversary Century Collector Series. Only 21%= of quiztakers knew the Wheaties people had chosen Muhammad Ali for the hon= or. The first person to grace a Wheaties box was Yankees legend Lou Gehrig,= and the person who has been featured the most is Michael Jordan - a whoppi= ng 18 different boxes, and he's a shoo-in for another one in this new serie= s. The easiest question on last week's Hard Quiz was abou= t which company lost $4 billion in market share on the same day that Portug= uese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo removed their product from view during a= press conference. 82% of quiztakers knew that it was two bottles of Coca-C= ola that he didn't want to have to peek around to see the people askin= g him questions. 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The easiest question on last week's Easy Quiz was about singer Georg= e O'Dowd, who is currently looking for someone to play a younger version of= himself in an upcoming biopic. 82% of quiztakers recognized the birth name= of Culture Club's Boy George, and that "Karma Chameleon" was the inevitabl= e name of the movie in the same way that "Bohemian Rhapsody" was pretty muc= h the only thing they could have called the Freddie Mercury biopic. = If you missed out on last week's Quiz,](3D")[you should catch up](3D" = now that you know a few of the answers. Once you're done there, be sure to = check out [this week's Fark Weird News Quiz](3D"=). --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. 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