Fark NotNewsletter: Give me your weird, your silly, your Floridian masses

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1619032707-15299-55253 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 52183](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 ________________________ A message = from Drew Curtis: ____________________= ____ Hey everyone, hope your week's been going well. Th= is has been a historically low volume week for weird news stories. No= rmally I'm able to compile enough material to do the Fark News Livestream 2= -3 times per week, but this week it looks like the only livestream will be = Thursday. The good news is we have tons of stuff for one show, just n= ot really enough for more than one. Aside from the general shift in t= he news cycle we've been seeing since January, I think the main culprit is = that there are actually a few important but not super funny news stories do= minating coverage this week. So join us for the livestream Thursday a= t 8:15 p.m. or 8:30 p.m. depending on when schedules calm down. We'll post = a link on the main page before we start. Today's TotalFark discussio= n topic is related to last week's discussion re: Farks2Give and Swear Jar e= tc. Last week I needed a name for something coming soon, this week it= 's logo time. [Drop in and see what you think](3D"https://=). A= nd if you don't already have TotalFark, you can [sign up and jo= in the conversation instantly](3D". ________________________ We now return you to your usual Fark NotNewsletter. __________= ______________ Top Com= ments Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comment= s from the past week Funny: vudukungfu = shared a story about [getting an= Article 15 back in the '70s](=3D" Biscuit Tin defended&= nbsp;[an Ontario health and wellness store = that prohibits vaccinated people from entering](3D") Dasher McHapp= enstance suggested a specia= l kind of hell for the Army staff sergeant who was seen on video harassing = a Black man in their neighborhood leeto2 most like= ly [misidentified an object in a = real estate listing photo](3D"=) edmo was [expecting to hear this defense in the Derek Cha= uvin trial](3D") WTFDYW... you know, I'm gonna just = [let you find out the context for this one = on your own](3D") Pocket Ninja talked about [what a good role model one police officer is](3D")ecmoRandomNumbers figured out [where the fancy decor in a home listing came from](3D") WonderDave1 asked a fellow Farker to [be more thoughtful when emphasizing text](3D") Purple= _Urkle was [happy to have a = new way to insult extroverts](3D"ht=) Smart: theflatl= ine figured that [hoping rac= ists just grow out of their racism might not be the most effective strategy=](=3D" optikeye explain= ed bobcat thinking danvon discussed [the people whose attention you do not want if you'r= e in the military](3D") theflatline shared a story about= [having an unsettling encounter with = the police and a neighbor](3D") fortheloveof gave advice= on [what to do if you see a member of= the military breaking the law](3D"=) make me some tea lo= oked into a story about [a couple who = went missing in Death Valley](3D=) Martian_Astronomer wa= s [itching for a grammar fight](3D") = GoodDoctorB thought that [articles about water shortages in the West tend to miss a big part = of the problem](3D" CSB Sunday Morning: [Moving st= ories](3D") Smart: Bathia_Mapes had [some unwanted help](3D") Funny: tenalquot helped friends [move into a cabin where the previous residents had left a surprise](3D" CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread for Farkers to share = true stories from their own lives based on a weekly topic. If you have a to= pic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please [contact Farkback= a> ahead of time, or just](3D" it](=3D" on Saturday afternoon/evenin= g. Please note: While submitted CSB Sunday Morning threads have a high like= lihood of being greenlit, there is no guarantee they will be. Politics Funny: Badmoodman knew [what would happen after Bernie Madoff died](3D") Circusdog320 made [a = mature suggestion if the COVID-19 vaccines were named for Donald Trump](3D" admired [the Champion for Freedom Award given to Trump by Senator Rick Scott=](3D" RodneyToady predicted [Mike Lindell's next business venture after he launches his Amaz= on competitor, MyStore](3D" feIching pen had a theory o= n [why Lindell's new social media plat= form failed to launch when it was supposed to](3D") Politics Smart= : RodneyToady gave an example of [victim blaming that actually happens, rather than the= imaginary kind](3D") Pocket Ninja talked about [what kind of a person President Biden is](3D")Marcus Aurelius knew [who else didn't belong to any white supremacist organizations](3D" cettin summed up [a g= ood portion of American politics](3D" ChrisDe [looked at how restaurants in the U.S. are staffed f= rom a different perspective](3D") Top Contest Entries Some of the top-voted contest ent= ries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down Ph= otoshops: zeon [b= raved the lightning to mock a cow](3D" I_Am_Weasel show= ed [a window washer getting some Payba= ck](3D"=) Terrapin Bound [cooked up some fresh steaks](3D" zeon demonstrated&nb= sp;[the wrong way to heat up your food](3D")zeon [put on a sky sho= w](3D"ht=) (warning: flashing lights) Yammering_Splat_Vector = > [bearly solved this puzzle](3D") Wrongo was definitely [don= e with cleaning windows](3D" bugdozer [should have mooved somewhere else](3D") Photoshop= Crazy showed off [an elegant= bowling technique](=3D" I_Am_Weasel [blocked traffic again](3D") Fartist Friday: [Fartist Friday's Paper Anniversary](3D") kabloink = rong> drew [a little church on the pra= irie](3D".=) Fartist Friday will be taking the week off, but will re= turn next week Farktography: [Hygge=](3D") reddfrogg took a photo of [the rightful owner of the comfiest seat in the house](3D") Fark Weird News Quiz= n> (brought to you by ox45tallboy) The [Fark Weird News Quiz](3D") is out now, so go give it a try. --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. 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