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This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1480351817-93445-63146 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The] [3D"Facebook"] [=3D"Twitter"] [3D"Totalfark"] Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here]. Comments thread: [] Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 Holy cow, it's Cyber Monday! While everyone els= e had to hit the malls for Black Friday, cyber nerds like us skipped the li= nes and waited until we got back to the office today so we could use the Wo= rld Wide Web to snatch great deals. What bargains have you excited? Persona= lly, I'm planning on hitting Circuit City's internet website for some Laser= Discs, a Zune, and a new beeper. I'll get my kid sister a Tamagotchi if the= y're not sold out. Comment M= entions The number of comments these words were mentioned= in on Fark and TotalFark in the past week Florence Henderson - 32Fidel Castro - 346 Standing Rock - 63 Dakota Access - 24 Recount= - 975 Black Friday - 233 Bacon - 335 Comment Voting Some of the top-voted smar= test and funniest comments from the past week Funniest: = Rapmaster2000 got [serious a= bout boycotting Hamilton] IlGreven found [someone who's managed to beat 2016 thus far] doglover demonstrated some [dedu= ctive reasoning] hogans explained why a [sloped stoop can't stop homeless people from sleeping th= ere] phlegmmo granted a [request for a Chrissy Teigen photo] Satanic_Hamster = ng>let us know what to do [now that Fidel Cas= tro is gone] Archie Goodwin knew [why Castro was finally able to let go] ralphjr = strong>shared [a very special "Family Circus"=] duppy shared a tweet about [the struggles of the alt-right] Satanic_Hamster = ong>reacted to [Fark's headline about Castro'= s death] Smartest: Satanic_Hamster l= et us know what to do [now that Fidel Castro = is gone] jaylectricity [invited us all to the VFW] Justin Beaver reacted t= o [a police officer's demotion] El Freak made a guess about [politi= cal affiliation] feckingmorons disapproved of [connecting a tragedy to politics] Bi= zarreMan explained [why Christmas sp= ecials aren't as good as they used to be] daphne arg= ued that [some things should be politicized= a> BarkingUnicorn had some thoughts about a guy][going on a pro-Trump rant on an airplane] Discordulator cautioned against defending the [actions taken against the protesters at Standing Rock]doyner thought that some [stupid confusion shouldn't have been surprising] CSB Sunday = Morning: [Giving thanks] Smartest: SkerriNinja discovered that [som= etimes, it is a toomah] Funniest: MooseBayo= u was [grateful for a bunch of weird= os] If you would like to suggest a topic for a CSB Sunday Morning= thread, please email [dugitman]. Politics Funniest: Therion thought [voters fell for a bait and switch] shanr= ick found [the person who is happies= t about Trump's win] Chariset reacted to an editoria= l [accusing the left of projection] phrawgh called out people [comp= laining about Trump's election win] Conservative Humor = ng>was [defensive about being called out in a= thread] Politics Smartest: Farking Clown Sho= es suggested [a time saving device f= or poltab regulars] Chariset reacted to an editorial= [accusing the left of projection] edmo discussed [Trump's temperam= ent] kronicfeld thought [reaction to Donald Trump's behavior showed a double standard] Silverstaff argued against just [going along with things] Contest Votes Some of the top-voted contest entries from= last week, listed from highest number of votes down Photoshops:= Pure Weapons-Grade Bolonium proved that [those who can't probably shouldn't teach] Wrongo showed what could happen if we allowed [someone born outside the U.S. to become president] RedZoneTuba [upgraded Uncle Joe= 's car] frankahutch [granted a wish for Chris Christie] grampy found tha= t [imitation is the sincerest form of flatter= y] Snubnose [greatly i= mproved a wedding] Surly U. Jest made first contact = with these [very mobile homes] = Alligator found that [safety in a = construction zone can be stylish] grampy caught [the queen showing off] #2 = >found that [droids can enjoy sports, too]= Farktography: Farktography Contest No. 603: "[E= at Me 3]" ended in a tie between Zero Exponent's "[Breakfast Plate]" and mr_larry= trong>'s [hunk o' meat]. If you wou= ld like to suggest a theme for a Farktography contest, you can contact [Elsinore] or stop by the [Farktography Forum]= . Upcoming Fark Parties= n> See Farkers up close in their unnatural habitats There= are currently no Fark parties planned, which is often case around holidays= . Maybe you should plan one so you can sneak off for drinks and avoid the f= amily. Fark: We're not the best at relationship advice. If you'd lik= e to plan a Fark Party in your area, you can use the [Fark Party submission f= orm]. Beyond Fark= an> We're sad to have lost Mini Ditka, a Photoshopp= er who enjoyed using his talents in the mugshot roundup threads. You can [read][Mini Ditka]'s memorial thread = here. Headlines of the Week (brought to you by Unfreakable) [Former Greek president Constantine Stephanopoulos nolongeramongus]= [Mom-to-be still CrossFitting while 8 months pregnant. Fetu= s already won't stop talking about it] [Deaf man denied = commercial driver's license demands hearing] [The Roof, = the Roof, the Roof is on trial] [New NHL team in Las Vega= s goes with blandtastic "Golden Knights" as its name because "Bodies in a D= itch Ten Miles Out Of Town", while historically accurate, was both verbose = and off-putting] [New weather satellite named GOES-R laun= ched into space. To be followed next year by ZUU-L] [Sinc= e Donald Trump won, he has gone out of his way to avoid intelligence, brief= ings] The rest of them are here: Headlines of the week for = [11/20 - 11/26] W= eird News Quiz Results (brought to you by Unfreakab= le) The Quizmasters should have seen it coming. For a few w= eeks, they'd managed to keep most people zigging or zagging just enough tha= t they'd mess up and miss at least one question. But it was a short week wi= th apparently not enough work in the lead-up to Thanksgiving, and the Farke= rs were ready, with the top four scores all above 1000 and nobody below 900= on the list. It was humanconditioner leading the pack wit= h 1031, followed closely by edmo with 1025 and Sal= ted Metal Honey right behind at 1022. Well done. There's ro= om for better scores--highest theoretical score is 1100--so if you think yo= u can beat them, go get your name on the list--give last Friday's quiz= a shot here: [Fark Weird News Quiz - November 25]. --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com] sent this newsletter email= to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile] to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe] from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. [Click here= to unsubscribe from ALL Fark emails]. Fark, Inc. 333 West Vine St Suite 210, Lexington KY 40507 = ------------=_1480351817-93445-63146--