Fark NotNewsletter: Our Halloweenness, let us show you it

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1572363956-42444-57857 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 3694](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 ________________________ A message = from Drew Curtis: ____________________= ____ Happy Halloween week! Also known in Colorado as "go= od luck finding THC treats in your kids bags because ain't no one giving $2= candies out." My neighborhood always goes nuts on Halloween - we've = got three haunted houses, tons of kids and candy, and at least one drone pi= lot who attaches a 50-foot tow cable to a ghost and chases people up a= nd down the street with it. We've got a bunch of Halloween discussion= threads on deck, many dating back years, so see below for a full list of t= hose. On this week's [Fark and Schnitt podcast](3D"=), we talk about the intersection of= skid marks and geopolitics, boobs at the World Series, and exactly why Tik= Tok is a national security threat, which should come in handy when arguing = with your crazy relatives around the Thanksgiving dinner table next month. One other thing to watch for: If all goes well, I'll be sitting cour= tside at the Warriors home game on Nov 2nd wearing a Free Hong Kong shirt.&= nbsp; Shhh, don't tell anyone, I don't want to get kicked out. More on that= next week. ________________________ We now return you to= your usual Fark NotNewsletter. ________________________ Here are this year's Fark Halloween threads (times listed are Easter= n): [Sunday Morning Music Club: the creepiest, scariest, and mos= t unsettling songs to help you get into the proper holiday spirit](3D") - Thi= s thread is closed to new comments, but there to enjoy [W= ith Halloween coming up, what's your favorite food to make with pumpkin inn= ards?](3D") [Photoshop = this popular Halloween treat](3D"=) [What was the best, coolest, creepiest or funniest Hallo= ween costume you ever saw on a trick-or-treater?](3D") [Photoshop theme: rejected pumpkin spice products](3D") [Farktography Contest No. 756: "Halloween 10"](3D") - Avail= able [only to TotalFarkers](3D") until one minute past midnight when = Halloween begins, then open to everyone [Annual Fark Pumpkin Carving Photoshop Contest](3D") - Available = [only to TotalFarkers](3D") until 9 a.m. on Halloween, then open to e= veryone Show off your Halloween decorations and costumes - Will be avail= able [only to TotalFarkers](3D") beginning on Wednesday morning, then= will be open to everyone starting at midnight when Halloween begins Far= k's annual spooky story thread - Will be available [only to To= talFarkers](3D" beginning on Wednesday morning, then will be open to everyon= e starting at midnight when Halloween begins And here are all the pr= evious spooky story threads from each year since it started: [2004](3D") 2005 [2006](3D") = [2007](3D"=) [2008](3D") [2009](3D") [2010](=3D") [2011](3D") [2012=](3D") [2013](3D"https=)  = ;[2014](3D")  = ;[2015](3D") [2016](3D") [2017](3D") [2018](3D") XOXO, = DisseminationMonkey Comment Votes Some of the top-voted smartest and= funniest comments from the past week Funny: Fra= bjousDay noted that the impl= osion of two cranes after the collapse of an under-construction hotel could= 've gone worse Gordon Bennett described [changes made to a Celine Dion album to conform w= ith Iranian censorship laws](3D") Unobtanium shared a st= ory about [the implosion of part of a u= ranium processing facility](3D"=) revrendjim pointed out = that [it's stupid to have a mechanic ro= tate your tires](3D"=) Benevolent Misanthrope figured out= [who Heidi Klum was really trying to b= e, but she overdid her Halloween costume](3D") eurotrader = > was [surprised that a certain beloved= actor is still alive](3D".=) TomTudbury shared [a photo of an upside-down crane](3D") T= omTudbury knew [exactly wha= t fell out of the sky and into a house](=3D" Prank Call of Cthulhu= discussed [the supposed diff= erences in men's and women's communication styles](3D"ht=) stan unusu= al showed a pair of emergenc= y workers calling in about a crane impaling North Rampart Street Smart: 40 degree day shared [information about battling opioid addiction](3D") swamp_of_dumb advised [young adults whose parents want to use a phone app to control them](3D" = vudukungfu thought that [a Christian rapper's criticism of the new "Addams Family" movie overloo= ked something more disturbing](3D" Marcus Aurelius had&= nbsp;[a message for mechanics who change tir= es](3D") mchaboud had a theory on [the identity of a mysterious home intruder](3D") p= kjun summed up [temper tant= rums complaining about "forced diversity" in entertainment](=3D" e= dmo responded to [snooty dire= ctors' criticism of superhero movies](=3D" Eclectic disc= ussed [the effects of conversion therap= y](3D".=) pkjun explained [the increase in diversity in films](3D" Target Builder = trong> described [the alternative to a = 19-hour flight](3D"https:=) CSB Sunday Morning: [The dream that came true](3D") Smart:= em> carkiller [made a drea= m that first seemed like a fantasy come true](=3D" Funny:= gordian was [fascinated by t= he wharrgarbl](3D"=) CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread w= here Farkers share stories based on a weekly topic. If you have a topic ide= a for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please [submit it](3D" on Saturday af= ternoon/evening (if you're posting an intro, you'll want to write it out fi= rst so you can copy and paste it in for the Boobies), or email [dugitman](3D". TotalFark Discussi= on: Note: This section can only be accessed by [TotalFarke= rs](3D" Funny: CommieTaoist gave an exa= mple of [a time when TotalFark Discussi= on changed the world](3D"=) Smart: Dr. Tuttle ga= ve [advice about dating multiple people=](3D"=) Funny: maddan explained [the creepy behavior of the leaves in a Farker's neighb= or's yard](3D") Funny: flucto reacted to a breakout loin discussion Funny:= merrillvillain was [confused by a dating app](3D" Smart: Literally Ad= dicted showed off some home = improvements Politics Funny: I Have A Bo Bur= nham GIF For That was ready for [the National Prescription Drug Take Back Day](3D" Sorelian's = Ghost came up with a way to = remember the day Republicans stormed the secure hearing room The Perineum Falcon provided a transcript of [Mick Mulvaney being questioned about his interview with C= hris Wallace](3D") Therion gave a reason [why Hillary Clinton should stop making fun of Donald = Trump](3D") Sgt Otter had another way of describing = ;[Tulsi Gabbard's complaints about the impea= chment inquiry depositions](3D") Politics Smart: T= herion gave a reason [why Hil= lary Clinton should stop making fun of Donald Trump](3D" cameronc= razy1984 noticed something [in a thread about something Hillary Clinton tweeted](3D" mrshowr= ules predicted [what will h= appen if Adam Schiff's ineptitude continues](=3D" Benevolent Misan= thrope discussed [how Republi= cans defend themselves](=3D" Sgt Otter had another way o= f describing [Tulsi Gabbard's complaint= s about the impeachment inquiry depositions](3D"=) Contest Votes Some of the top-voted c= ontest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down = Photoshops: RedZoneTuba [imprisoned a blob for the enjoyment of others](3D") RedZoneTuba put that [woman= imitating a cow in a photo](3D" Yammering_Splat_Vector = figured out [the first thing to do wit= h a small mystery object](3D"=) Cork on Fork demonstrated= [what can happen if you don't keep you= r child on a leash](3D") RedZoneTuba brought out [one of Fark's favorite dancers](3D") Snubnose [gave these water witche= s some cool company](3D"https://=) Cork on Fork found out [what happens if you never clean your windows Herb Utsmelz revealed](3D")[what's really in the Federal Reserve Bank of New York's gold vault=](3D" Iggie showed us [where candy corn actually comes from](3D" RedZoneTuba = g> witnessed [the arrival of a strange = incoming flight](3D"=) Caption: fsufan sh= owed what it's like [when an interviewe= r recognizes you from a TV news report](3D"htt=) Farktography: Circusdog320 won Farktography Contest No. 755: "[Wallpaper This 3](3D")" with [a beautiful sunrise](3D"). Be sure to check out all = the entries for some great wallpaper images for your doohickey screens. = Farktography is Fark's weekly photography contest. If you would like to= suggest a Farktography theme, please contact [Elsinore](3D". Fark Weird News Qu= iz (brought to you by ox45tallboy) = The latest [Fark Weird News Quiz is up and ready for quizzing here](3D".=), so go gi= ve it a shot instead of getting back to work! --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. [Click her= e to unsubscribe from ALL Fark emails](3D"). Fark, Inc. PO Box 1713, Versailles KY 40383 = ------------=_1572363956-42444-57857--