Fark NotNewsletter: Drew wants to show you his unit

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1570566533-44889-57974 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 1329](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 ________________________ A message = from Drew Curtis: ____________________= ____ In this week's Fark and Schnitt Podcast, Halloween month continues wi= th Wrinkles the Clown scaring your kids straight, exploding crematoriums, a= nd that one time Drew and Dallan accidentally set Dallan's back yard on fir= e. Good wholesome fun for all. [3D"480x640]= [3D"View] Dallan celebrating su= mmoning the fire god Also on office hours later this we= ek, probably Friday, we're going to revisit the new ad unit we introduced a= couple weeks ago. It's changed slightly and I want to make sure ever= yone still thinks it's OK to use. If you'd like to see it and weigh in, [join TotalFark](3D") by this Friday! ________________________ We now return you to your usual Fark NotNewsletter. ____= ____________________ C= omment Votes Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest = comments from the past week Funny: little big ma= n revealed [what happened at = O'Hare International Airport as the area was being paved](3D"ht=) opt= ikeye predicted [an airport = worker's reward for stopping an out-of-control catering truck](=3D" edmo figured that a[job applic= ant was likely guilty of other inappropriateness](=3D" Polezn= i Durak [allayed any concerns one = might have about the new Glenlivet capsules](3D"=) TylerParry = ong> reacted to [Amber Guyger's convict= ion](3D"https:/=) Old Man Winter explained [a snow storm expected to hit the northern Rockies](3D") Calypsocookie [applauded a= cat's accomplishments](=3D" Wyalt Derp [gave an early review of the new Glenlivet Capsule Collectio= n](3D") dailygrinds [witn= essed a churchgoer speaking in tongues](3D" UncleDirtNap = > recognized [where a teen got part of = his look](3D"=) (the photo in the article has since been cropped, but it origi= nally included a Goldfish crackers carton) Smart: Pocket Ninja wanted to [see= what would have have happened if a shooting had gone differently](3D" phenn gave a reason to believe that [someone who was found guilty might receive a light sentence=](3D") styckx figured that [a situation would've gotten a lot worse if a hero hadn't arrived ju= st in time](3D" keiverarrow considered [the potential consequences of allowing a jury to consi= der castle doctrine in Amber Guyger's trial](3D") hubiestubert = trong> had [advice for people complaini= ng that they're not allowed to be funny anymore](3D".=) Russ1642 = trong> thought that [some guilty verdic= ts might result in a change in police training](3D"htt=) Kuta = > noticed something about [police offi= cers who are prosecuted](=3D" weddingsinger gave more ex= amples of [comedies that manage to be f= unny without punching down](3D"=) Darth_Lukecash pointed = out [a mistake that bad comedians often= make](3D"=) GooberMcFly told about [personal experience with vaping](3D") Bonus FarkSt= aff Pick: Dakai shared a great story about thanking local firefighters for being there = when they were needed CSB Sunday Morning: [Being locked in or locked out](3D") Smart: = Adolf Oliver Nipples shared a story about [experiencing literal torture](3D") Funny:= Chimpy McSquirrel's mom [lock= ed herself out of her car](3D" Be sure to check out the other stories in = the thread, there are a lot of good ones! CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sund= ay Morning is a thread where Farkers share stories based on a weekly topic.= If you have a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please [subm= it it](3D" on Saturday afternoon/evening (if you're posting an intro, you'll= want to write it out first so you can copy and paste it in for the Boobies= ), or email [dugitman](3D"=). TotalFark Discussion: Note: This section can only be accessed= by [TotalFarkers](3D") Funny: JerseyTim knew [why someone's pothead si= ster-in-law is becoming a nun](3D"https://w=) Funny: EggFool = ng> figured out [who a TotalFarker saw = running out of the woods to poop on a neighbor's lawn](3D"https:/=) Funny:= > JerseyTim revealed [a change that a presidential candidate has made](3D" Smart: Badafuco shared [a beaut= iful view](3D" Funny: meg12279 told a story ab= out [going to a bar with sibling](3D"=) Politics Funny: mrshowrules warned us ab= out [powerful conservative groups](3D"=)Mike_LowELL [wanted to m= eet up after school](=3D" Angry Drunk Bureaucrat thought= [Donald Trump broke a rule](3D") naughtyrev [celebrated Trump's= tweet](3D"htt=) spongeboob learned something when a [former U.S. Marine claimed to have had an aff= air with Elizabeth Warren](3D") Politics Smart: ma= insail reacted to the idea that [impeaching Trump could start a civil war](3D" FlashHarry = rong> analyzed [Nancy Pelosi's strategy=](3D"https://=) SurfaceTension [ag= reed with one of President Trump's suggestions](3D" spaztic lv6 c= leric stated an opinion about [the American Civil War](3D" blender61 [guessed correctly](3D") Contest Votes Some of the top-voted contest en= tries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down P= hotoshops: Kick The Chair demonstrated [what happens when a game of Pong gets out of han= d](3D") RedZoneTuba showed [two squirrels playing basketball](3D" Yammering_Splat_Vec= tor [blamed the kids for everythin= g](3D"=) RedZoneTuba found [more mustaches to celebrate](3D" Fiction Fan mad= e a children's book into [a lot less = of a guilt trip](=3D" Circusdog320 [played a very dangerous game](3D" Fiction Fan = g> wrote [a book to keep in the bathroo= m](3D"=) Alligator caught [some kids whose parents don't know that some games aren't for kids= a> Fiction Fan proved that](3D" crayons will only take you so far](3D" Circusd= og320 wrote [a book to welcom= e people to their 50s](3D"h=) Farktography: Circusdo= g320 won Farktography Contest No. 752: "[Leaf it Alone](3D")" with [a red-orange leaf glamour shot](3D" Farktography is Fark's weekly p= hotography contest. If you would like to suggest a Farktography theme, plea= se contact [Elsinore](3D"https://w=). Fark Weird News Quiz Results (brought to y= ou by ox45tallboy) Yet another fun time on the= quiz, with little sympathy for my plight involving looking at the wrong eB= ay listing. On the quiz itself, FrancoFile takes top honor= s with 943, followed by BKITU in second with 920 and&= nbsp;Denjiro in third with 910. TheMothership= takes fourth with 906, and the Mole of Production= > finishes out the top five with 897. The hardest question on the Ha= rd Quiz was over where the old recordings of John Coltrane were located tha= t became the just-released album "Blue World". Only 28% of quiztakers knew = that the recordings were originally done for the French language film = Le chat dans le sac, which was kind of what passes for a romantic = comedy in French. Coltrane recorded some of his standards for the film, and= the recordings (along with an original print of the film), being a Canadia= n product, were placed in the archives of the National Film Board.in Montre= al. After the usual "rights" issue where all the people involved and their = heirs dicker about for who's going to make the most money off of it, we hav= e a new Coltrane album. The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was ab= out which state has become the first to let student-athletes at universitie= s get paid for the use of their image, likeness, and name. 87% of quiztaker= s knew that beginning in 2023, California athletes will have this option. I= MHO this is a good thing for college sports, as players won't be quite as t= empted to drop out of college and go pro in order to support their families= . I can't wait to hear the whining about the assigned stats in licensed vid= eo games, though. The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was over whi= ch multinational conglomerate has acquired CTRL Labs and their wristbands t= hat let you control things with "your mind" (actually tiny muscle movements= - kind of like how thumbs work). Only 37% of quiztakers knew that with all= the antitrust investigations surrounding Facebook, they still thought it w= as a good idea to branch out even farther and get rid of even more on-hand = cash. When you think about it, a company that started out as a website to m= eet women finally saw that there was some value in wrist movements for thei= r users who failed to do so. The easiest question on the Easy Quiz w= as over where Petuluma, CA police spent two hours looking for a stalking su= spect. 90% of quiztakers knew that the suspect lost himself in a corn maze.= I'm mean, aside from the obvious "stalking" pun, there's also the cops pla= ying it by ear and not flaking out, and finally popping the perp without as= sault or buttery. But enough corny jokes. If you missed the quiz thi= s week (and my story about Channing's Potatums), you can [ca= tch up on it here](3D". Congratulations to the winners, and we'll be = doing it all again next week! --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. [Click her= e to unsubscribe from ALL Fark emails](3D"). Fark, Inc. PO Box 1713, Versailles KY 40383 = ------------=_1570566533-44889-57974--