Fark NotNewsletter: A really Farking funny thing happened last week

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1564509391-35486-58442 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 8626](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 You probably heard that President Donald Trump= walked out on stage at a conservative group's student summit with a&n= bsp;version of the presidential seal behind him that had been altered in se= veral hilarious ways to mock him. Fark's headline for the embarrassing mish= ap was ["Okay, which one of you = Farkers switched Trump's presidential seal for a Russian eagle holding golf= clubs?"](3D"=) That headline turned out to be a lot more accurate than we rea= lized, because a Farker showed up in the thread to reveal that he was actua= lly one of the parties responsible for the debacle. He wasn't involved in t= he event where the fake seal was projected behind Trump, but he wa= s the person who originally created it, having no idea something like = this would happen. You can see the comment in which he outed himself below,= because naturally it was the comment that got the most funny and = smart votes for the Politics Tab. And don't miss [the followup arti= cle](3D") where The Washington Post gave that Farker's side of the story. = In other news, we are still [selling some of Fark's old hardware. The selection has changed slightly since we first told you about it tw= o weeks ago. If you asked about any of it already, please ask again,= because some potential sales fell through. Be sure to](=3D" the inst= ructions at the top of the sale page](3D" if you'd like to make an offer, be= cause if you ask in the NotNewsletter thread, I'm not going to have any ans= wers for you - DisseminationMonkey doesn't mess with the h= ardware. Keep reading for a DrewNews upd= ate. XOXO, DisseminationMonkey ______= __________________ A message from Drew Cur= tis: ________________________ Hope everyone's w= eek is going well so far. I'm currently on a 500-mile bike ride = across upstate New York raising money to fight cancer on the Empire St= ate Ride. I'll be in Utica Thursday, Rochester-ish on Friday, and&nbs= p;we're doing a [Fark Party in Buffalo on Saturday evening a= t Public House](3D".=). I gotta say, I'm impressed with the hills so= far. New York doesn't have hills like Kentucky does, but the or= ganizers of the ride apparently decided to send us up all of the ones = that are similar to the hardest of what I'm used to locally. On a&nbs= p;related note, I checked my data yesterday apparently at some point on&nbs= p;this ride I was going 55 mph (I assume it was downhill). So well do= ne, New York! ________________________ We now return you to y= our usual Fark NotNewsletter. ________________________ Comment Votes So= me of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week Funny: UltimaCS gave an example of [the kind of job ads there are these days](3D")Colour_out_of_Space had [a very bad experience with Captain Kangaroo](3D" Snort = trong> inquired about [a picky cheerlea= der's wedding](3D"h=) Exluddite figured out [the source of the thousand of bones found in a Vatic= an crypt](3D") FirstNationalBastard knew [what a cat was trying to do to its owner at night](3D")= Ow! That was my feelings! remarked on a [missionary's death on a forbidden island](3D") Diogenes figured out [what co= mpelled police to handcuff a child for going to church](3D" = FarkingReading revealed [who = was at fault for Canadian police streaming a conference about a double murd= er with the cat filter on](3D" HedlessChickn's [user name checked out](3D") TheAlgebra= ist gave advice for encounte= ring unexpected things in the workplace cafeteria Smart:= > FortyHams commented on the late [Rutger Hauer's body of work](3D") BizarreMan = rong> had [advice for a school board pr= esident who was concerned about school lunch debts](3D"=) TheGrayCa= t suggested [something Farker= s could do in Rutger Hauer's memory](3D"h=) UltimaCS gave = an example of [the kind of job ads ther= e are these days](3D"https://w=) Nonrepeating Rotating Binary knew= [why employers complain they can't fin= d job candidates with needed skills](3D") Naido predicte= d the future for a [parent who's conce= rned about a daughter who doesn't want to socialize](3D"http=) Benevole= nt Misanthrope doubted an [ev= angelical Christians author's sincerity in backing off from some of his ear= lier ideas](3D" Benevolent Misanthrope suggested a way = to [help pay off student school lunch d= ebts when the school board makes it difficult](3D"=) 2chris2 = ng> had a suggestion for [surveying women ab= out what they look for in a partner](3D"htt=) TenaciousP dis= cussed [the harmful messages that come = with "purity culture"](3D"=) CSB Sunday Morning: [Space stories](3D") Smart: The Pope of Manwich Village continues to benefit from lessons = taught by [when a TA had to take over f= or an astronomy professor](3D"=) Funny: SBD3_Dauntless= rong>'s father was [disappointed to se= e the Apollo 11 moonwalk](3D"http=) CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is= a thread where Farkers share stories based on a weekly topic. If you have = a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please [submit it](3D" on= Saturday afternoon/evening (if you're posting an intro, you'll want to wri= te it out first so you can copy and paste it in for the Boobies), or email&= nbsp;[dugitman](3D"). TotalF= ark Discussion: Note: This section can only be accessed by [TotalFarkers](3D") Smart: EggFool = knew [what you should see on your driv= e across the country to surprise your TotalFark crush](3D".=) Funny:= > Badafuco described [the gang factions of Boise, Idaho](3D" Funny: rcf1105 was [frustrated by feline dema= nds](3D"=) Smart: myschief was [sad to hear that a fellow Farker's hands were tied](3D")Smart: FrancoFile explained [what a salesperson was most likely offering for $800/mo= nth](3D") Politics Funny: Titor's Time Machine = trong> turned out to be [the designer o= f a doctored presidential seal that was projected behind Donald Trump = at an event](3D=) Ivo Shandor showed [how Trump fixed a problem that he saw during Obama's pres= idency](3D") Mike_LowELL [celebrated a mission accomplished](3D" Lochsteppe [added insult to Jeffrey Epstein's injury](3D") Diogenes told us [ho= w a good employee handles sick days](3D" Politics Smart: = Titor's Time Machine turned out to be [the designer of a doctored presidential seal that wa= s projected behind Donald Trump at an event](3D") Ambivalence = rong> pointed out that [Republicans alr= eady did what Trump wants to do again](3D"=) NewportBarGuy = > did not want to [kill a fellow Fark= er with kindness](3D"https=) BizarreMan wondered about [legal accountability for fake news](3D") Mad Scientist adapted a classic headline from The Onion to d= escribe [a false claim that Trump made = in his speech for the Turning Point USA summit](3D"=) Contest Votes Some of the top-vo= ted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes dow= n Photoshops: Cork on Fork [made this woman very happy](3D") Mojongo = rong> showed [the Trump brothers after = killing a one-of-a-kind animal](3D"=) FarkingIceHole foun= d that [Donald Trump Jr. wrote a very h= onest book](3D"=) MrBallou discovered that [Junior chose a strange photo for his book cover](3D")Don_cos [dared to post = some T&A in a Photoshop contest](3D=) Cork on Fork s= hared [the worse time to be told that t= here's no soup for you](3D".=) gopher321 checked out = [Don Junior's tell-all autobiography](3D") = Benevolent Misanthrope shared [Donald Trump Jr.'s take on how his dad became president](3D" = RedZoneTuba showed us [what a real "monster flower" looks like](3D" Yammering_Splat_Ve= ctor did maybe [the most cr= eative 'shop I've seen using these two characters](=3D" Farktograp= hy: Farktography Contest No. 742: "Signs 3: [Everywhere a Sign](3D")" ended with a three-way betw= een Tom G's [lite= rate cows](3D" Snubnose's [hungry tree](3D" and Queen Mab's [signs of connectivity](3D") Farktography is Far= k's weekly photography contest. 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