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This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1557245900-94245-59090 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 8356](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 It's time for the weekly Fark NotNewsletter, a= nd I have absolutely no ideas for an intro topic. Let me tell you, though, = that you look really pretty today. XOXO, Dissem= inationMonkey Comme= nt Votes Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comm= ents from the past week Funny: 433 had= a suggestion for [someone who's unha= ppy with ethnicity results from a DNA test](3D"https=) BizarreMan = ng> explained [why the science was alwa= ys solid in episodes of "The Brady Bunch"](3D"https://w=) fifthofzen = g> was much choosier about [where to ge= t medical information](=3D" MattytheMouse shared [a famous line from "The Brady Bunch"](3D") puffy999 lamented [a c= hild's severe allergies](3D" starsrift made [such a dad joke](3D") sovah [learned something from an illustration of pre= gnancy](3D") Dr.Fey found [the real problem with a kid's racist "promposal"](3D" I Ha= ve A Bo Burnham GIF For That [resp= onded to a hater](3D" Brosephus [fought the Fark filter](3D" Smart: Circu= sdog320 had some experience with [the strange-looking way babies are X-rayed](3D" bobtheme [gave Heaven some advice after Pete= r Mayhew's death](3D"=) croesius brought up [a problem with crediting a "divine power" for savin= g people](3D") Ambivalence discussed [backlashes against science](3D") theDesertHamste= r summarized [a rugby player'= s complaint](3D"=) Prank Call of Cthulhu related [an interaction with an anti-vaxxer](3D") revrendjim examined [the = idea that parents know what's best for their kids](3D" bigfatbudd= hist had an idea for [decreas= ing the number of people being shot by police](3D" Farking Clown = Shoes discussed [events in "= Avengers: Endgame"](=3D" (contains spoilers, obviously) Magorn = trong> discussed [a criminal's light se= ntence](3D"https:=) TotalFark Discussion: Note: This section can = only be accessed by [TotalFarkers](3D"https://=) Funny: merrillvillain found [so= me top-notch construction](3D" Smart: sarahthustra = ong> had a suggestion for [getting rev= enge on coworkers before leaving a job](=3D" Funny: Znuh had [a pants-destroying level = of fail](3D"=) Funny: flucto had an idea for a&n= bsp;[reality show mashup](3D") Funny:= em> rcf1105 reacted to [a submitter confessing to not wearing a bra](3D" Politics Funn= y: His Mexcellency shared a story about [someone who might have been Matt Gaetz](3D") Circusdog320 spotted evidence that [we weren't looking at the real Melania Trump](3D") Mr= . Coffee Nerves was surprised by [Mike Pence's visit to the USS Harry Truman](3D" Circusdog3= 20 revealed [yet another Mela= nia imposter](3D"h=) We should all just [take= aaronx's word on this](3D" Politics Smart:= His Mexcellency shared a story about [someone who might have been Matt Gaetz](3D") weddingsinger explained [why people were offended by a bank's tweet offering financial advice](3D" described [some of the problems trans people already face when trying to receive medi= cal care](3D" HawgWild analyzed [William Barr's argument that Robert Mueller cleared Trump o= f all wrongdoing](3D") null argued that [Democrats need to start impeachment hearings](3D") Contest Votes S= ome of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest nu= mber of votes down Photoshops: RedZoneTuba = ong> envisioned [a very strange prom ou= tfit for an elderly attendee](3D"https:/=) retrophil found someo= ne who [really took a wrong tu= rn](3D"=) Don_cos [brought= the Korean War close to home](3D" Yammering_Splat_Vector = g> discovered that [Amazon has greatly= expanded their delivery area](3D"http=) RedZoneTuba didn't a= pprove of [a contest theme](3D"=) Herb Utsmelz [made a creepy com= mercial even creepier](3D"ht=) RedZoneTuba [invited Uncle Joe to prom](3D") RedZoneTuba = ng> [took the family on a road trip](3D") Circusdog320 was [remi= nded of a lost love](3D" Yammering_Splat_Vector found o= ut [what that lever does](3D"=) Farktography: bobug won Farktography Contes= t No. 730: "[Red 3](3D"=)" with [a wavy wall](3D") Farktography is Fark's weekly = photography contest. 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