Fark NotNewsletter: Farking Wheaton w00tstout release party coming up, y'all

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1528908694-59767-61535 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 6855](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 ________________________ A me= ssage from Drew Curtis: ______________= __________ [Fark Party= at Stone Liberty Station July 19th - Hop-Con 6.0](3D") Hey ever= yone, it's almost w00tstout time again. Stone Brewing is releasing ou= r collaboration beer again on July 19th at Stone Liberty Station at a mini = festival they call Hop-Con. Greg, Wil, and I will be there= along with some other famous Farkers to be announced later. If you can mak= e it, tickets need to be purchased in advance and they will sell out so get= them ASAP! Hope to see you there! ________________________ &nb= sp; We now return you to your usual Fark NotNewsletter. ____= ____________________ Comment Mentions Eagles - 484 B= akery - 66 Kate Spade - 160 Anthony Bourdain - 452  = ; Comment Votes = Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week= Funny: Warthog was [extremely offended by a video posted on Fark](3D" bearde= d clamorer shared [a cat's thoughts= on the effects of the Kilauea volcano eruption](3D"h=) A story about a [drunk driver killing a white supremacist remind= ed SoupGuru of something](3D") Smoking GNU = ng>showed us [how organic matter ended up on= Mars](3D"=) bloobeary figured out [why a televangelist won't get a new jet by believing it into exist= ence](3D" TheAlgebraist explained [why people stopped while fleeing a volcano eruption in Guatemal= a](3D" ox45tallboy reacted to [Anthony Bourdain's death](3D" Prank Call of Cthulhu = ng>had a [suggestion for anyone driving away= from a volcano eruption](3D"=) calbert showed that [even for cats, hindsight is 20/20](3D") = Eddie Adams from Torrance paraphrased a [woman who tried to rob a bank by promising sexual favors](3D" &nbs= p; Smart: downstairs hoped that Farkers wou= ldn't be [judgmental about how Anthony Bourd= ain died](3D"=) NeoCortex42 pointed out some [problems with civil forfeiture](3D") Trocadero = looked at [why Rage Against the Mac= hine's old songs are still relevant](3D"https://w=) LoneWolf343 [explained cats](3D") Great P-rn Drago= n described [what it's like to grow= up in a family that belies televangelists like Jesse Duplantis](3D"https:/=) edmo had concerns about a [Sout= h African teacher who had been imprisoned in Chinia](3D" ox45tall= boy [defended "The Last Temptation = of Christ"](3D"=) kimwim explained [why a person with an enviable life can suffer from depression](3D" gave [instructions for eating Kit Kat bars](3D" Mr. Coffee Nerves = rong>described [a homophobic gym owner](3D"=) TotalFark Discussion: Note: This section can only b= e accessed by [TotalFarkers](3D"=) Smart:= em> italie wasn't about to [let some carnies get away with their tricks](3D") Funny:= em> generalDisdain waited for the submitter to [return from boning](3D") Smart: IvyLady had some suggestions for [de-stigmatizing mental illness](3D" Smart: = Fat Old Broad explained how [drinki= ng two glasses of wine a night can mean you have a problem](3D" CSB Sunday Morning: [Road trips and roadside attracti= ons](=3D" Smart: SonOfSpam [recreated a road trip 56 years later](3D") (this is really = cool, so check it out) Funny: GooberMcFly = strong>found some [classic works of art at a= souvenir shop](3D"=) CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a t= hread where Farkers share stories based on a weekly topic. 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Bear151556 sits alone in the 1000 club h= ouse with 1019, followed by Oakenraven who got stoppe= d just short of the door with 997. That's okay, though, whither_apophis has a party going on in the parking lot with = his 975, and foo monkey and Denjiro just = showed up with 924 and 903, respectively. The hardest question= on last week's Hard Quiz was over who Hemi and Luna were. Only 22% of quiz= takers caught the story on the US Police Canine Association's Detector Dog = competition. Hemi took top honors in explosives detection, while Luna was d= eemed best at finding drugs. For the record, although it's extremely rare, = twin hippos have been born in captivity on multiple occasions, most recentl= y on Christmas Day 1988 at the Memphis Zoo. Those hippos were named Splish = and Splash by actress and Memphis native Cybill Shepherd. The = easiest question on the Hard Quiz was over what Florida Man was going to ge= t to shoot (legally, this time) in Everglades National Park. 77% of quiztak= ers knew that some numbskulls let their pet Burmese pythons out into the wi= ld decades ago, and the species has flourished in the swamps at the cost of= native ecology. Perhaps some enterprising Floridian should consider settin= g up a roadside shack selling snake meat and snakeskin boots and belts - I'= m sure they'll have all the raw materials they need in no time. The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was over mysterious booms being hea= rd in the middle of the night in Bucks and Lehigh counties in Pennsylvania.= Only 54% of quiztakers had read about the extensive police investigation w= hich determined that some local yokels had actually found something enterta= ining to do in rural Pennsylvania by setting off some explosives just for t= he hell of it. No word on if the group allowed the local sheriff to join in= on the fund, although everyone knows he asked. The easiest qu= estion on the Easy Quiz was over what company had issued a recall on SPAM. = Since Nigerian Prince wasn't one of the options, and they never recall thei= r SPAM anyhow, 90% of quiztakers knew that SPAM was made by Hormel. For you= lucky 10% who didn't know because you've never had it, you're not missing = much. Although, come to think of it, I would like to try some of the variou= s flavors in Japan and South Korea. They have almost as many options for SP= AM as they do for KitKats. Congratulations to the winners, and= if you missed last week's quiz, you can [catch up on it here](3D" . --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. 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