Fark NotNewsletter: Everyone's just showing off

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1518554997-96351-62897 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D") [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 I don't know what's going on with everyone sho= wing off lately. First, President Trump decides he wants to show off with a= [big military parade](3D")= . Then SpaceX totally showed off by launching their [fancy-ass rocket](3D"), with some dummy taking that as an opportunity to&n= bsp;[= fark right off into space](3D") and the rocket boosters returning and sitting= their asses down like, "[We're back, biatches!](3D"htt=)" Meanwhil= e, athletes from around the world are totally showing off in Korea. I mean,= there are snowboarders showing off by flipping around and shiat with their= feet glued to planks like plastic army men. Then ice skaters are doing a b= unch of tricks on a slab of ice with, like, knifeshoes strapped to= their feet. And the curlers are showing off with, I don't know, how good t= hey are at cleaning the floor? = A message from Drew: Happy Tuesd= ay! Hope everyone's not too distracted with the Olympics, "Altered Ca= rbon," or whatever your favorite evening pastime might be. A quick no= te: Last year, we had a bunch of TotalFark subscribers pick up one-year sub= scriptions to help with the [Google ad revenue shortfall](3D"=). = That pretty much helped us survive the year. As of this year, a bunc= h of those year-long TotalFark subscriptions have lapsed. If this was= you, or you've considered signing up, now would be a fantastic time to get= [TotalFark](3D") or [BareF= ark](=3D" and sign up a friend! Comment Mentions= > Parade - 1303 Falcon Heavy - 171 Tesla - 354 Pyeong= Chang - 33 Olympic - 1001 Comment Votes Some of the top-voted sm= artest and funniest comments from the past week Funny:= > Mike_LowELL found out [what's causing drops in the stock market](3D" anjin-san = >recognized [Obama's time machine at work](3D"=)= markie_farkie thought a [stock trader's expression looked familiar](3D" Nadie_AZ = >was dismayed when [someone took a Tesla 3 ap= art](3D"https://w=) optikeye reacted to a photo of [the Tesla that was shot into space](3D") bearded cl= amorer [donates hair to a strange ch= arity](3D".=) guestguy summed up the problem with [too much snowfall in Moscow](3D") Pocket Nin= ja explained [why some people can't = afford to tip 20% on an expensive bottle of wine](3D"https:=) H31N0US = trong>gave advice on [handling stock market d= ives](3D"https:/=) enry knew [why y= ou shouldn't get a flu shot](3D" Bonus FarkStaff Pick:= These comments were chosen for how they work together= . First, Pocket Ninja ridiculed an article about [an $85,000 salary not being enough to live in San Jos= e](3D"). Later, another thread was submitted, in which Dr.Fey= trong> [had this bit of criticism](3D"). &nb= sp; Smart: markie_farkie wasn't encouraged = by [Trump's track record](3D") Jer= kStore thought that [Tesla 3s were b= eing judged too harshly](3D=) dailygrinds had an idea of = [why an expert found so much wrong with a Tes= la 3](3D") Kit Fister had [an apt description of the stock market](3D" Pocket Ninja = g>discussed [merging onto an interstate](3D"=)Donald Trump's Vagina thought that [there should be another benefit to military service](3D" whidbey [changed MAGA to MAGDA= a> FrabjousDay thought of](3D"https:/=)[a few things a young couple did wrong](3D" cptjeff did= n't think that [a particular investment was m= ore stable than the stock market](3D"=) Ambivalence explai= ned why [it's possible for a forced haircut t= o qualify as abuse](3D"=) TotalFark Discussion: Note:= This section can only be accessed by [TotalFarkers](3D" = Funny:ManateeGag comforted someone who = [found a gray hair down south](3D") Funn= y:JerseyTim knew why a Farker's [kid threw an unauthorized horse party](3D") (this whole thread= is pretty good) Funny:Kegovitch had [advice for a very sore Farker](3D") Smart:Ace Rockola advised someone who [wants to dig a grave in the back yard](3D" Smart:K_Rock thought [the party da= mage could have been much worse](=3D" CSB Sunday Morning: [Things overheard](3D") Smart:Dodger learned s= omething by [overhearing moms talking](3D"=) = Funny:Brawndo found out [something unsettling about mom's driving](3D" CSB [Cool S= tory, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread where Farkers share stories based on = a weekly topic. If you would like to suggest a topic for a CSB Sunday Morni= ng thread, please email [dugitman](3D"http=). &= nbsp; Politics Funny: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For Th= at had a [question about Donald Trum= p's desire to have a parade](3D"=) Slaxl helped [Prince William handle hair loss in a dignified way](3D")= RJReves [compared a poli= tican to the prostitute he solicited](3D=) Paris1127 expl= ained why [Nancy Pelosi doesn't need adult di= apers](3D"=) Slaxl showed us [all the people protesting U.K.'s health care system](3D" = Politics Smart: Ambivalence explained [why U.K. National Health Service is having problems](3D")Mad Scientist saw irony in [Trump's defense of Rob Porter](3D" cman told us [why a U.S. military parade would be inappropriate=](3D") I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That had a [question about Donald Trump's desire to have a parade= a> edmo examined the](3D")[con= sequences of boycotting the Republican Party](3D" Contest Votes Some= of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest numbe= r of votes down Photoshops: RedZoneTuba = strong>made an argument for [a superior video= format](3D"=) retrophil [re= corded over a special occasion](3D" Alligator [put a movie in a movie](3D") wickedfish = ong>had [a reality TV show star sighting](3D"=)ElectronChaser made a mo= on be not a moon sl4psh0t [upgraded a video tape](3D" At first, [I thought it was supposed to be Don_cos on this tape](3D" [replaced som= e frogmen with some frogmen](=3D" Circusdog320 found [two ships passing in the night](3D") Ya= mmering_Splat_Vector made a great s= creensaver Alligator [gave this kid a new gig](3D" Farktography: Farktog= raphy Contest No. 666: "[Mark of the Beast](3D"http=)" ended with a tie be= tween beerrun's [winged friend](3D" and CiliarySpasm's [horny red head](3D" Farktography is Fark's weekly p= hotography contest. 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