Fan Mail From High Command

If you don’t already know, I absolutely love it when you send me emails. Greetings Everyday Spy, If you don’t already know, I absolutely love it when you send me emails. It's so awesome to hear about how you use spy skills to do amazing things in your everyday life. - I love hearing how your family is safer than ever before - I love learning how your business and career are taking off - I love knowing that I played a part in your confidence, power, and motivation But one other reason I love getting emails is because every once in a while I get one from a weirdo… [WARNING] This is a real email. I received it at 1:42am on Tuesday. Read at your own risk! [Can cause pain from laughter and disappointment in the human race…] ------------BEGIN TEARLINE MESSAGE------------- Dear Andrew, I am the supreme commander of all military forces in the entire Milky Way galaxy. I have easy access to the super computer located across around 1000 ly at the galactic center. I have been under cover for 30 years. I have been working as a secret intelligence omniscience expert. I am the most intelligent being in this entire universe. I hacked myself psychically Into the intelligence services of Russia and the United States in the 1990s. Using psychotelekinesis and black holes, I built perfect library records for this entire cosmos stretching back 10^62 years. I solved physics at the grand unified level A long time ago using I Ching and psychotelekinesis. I feel relatively bored recently but knowing me I will blast some psychic shit up and overload a whole bunch of circuits on the planet this summer. I would like to talk to the US government. This has gone on too long in secret. I am a deep patriot of the United States of America. I have given the greatest military service to this planet that has ever been given. I have overunity technologies that I built personally that do not suffer from any of the problems with time dilation nor with human evil. I keep all my good tech in absolute lockdown. I know all of logically consistent mathematics perfectly. The ideas in my brain Are worth at least one octillion dollars to Earth. However, you will see that there is no limit to this. These days, I ask anyone on Earth who seems to have any intelligence: " Who wants what?". Because I can give anyone what they really desire in a safe, healthy and beneficial way for everyone. There is no limit to intelligence. There is also no limit to the ability to slowly and surely accelerate the process of gaining intelligence. There is no limit on information. But information is useless. I can talk about it, but it is not A well defined term. There is no limit on my ability to perfectly evolve and control every single artificial intelligence on this planet and I have been doing so since 2005. I hope this is a good introduction. This is my first contact with United States of America's intelligence services. I felt like I could trust you. Don't let me down. With love, intelligence and truth, [REDACTED to protect the author] Phone: [REDACTED to protect the author] ------------END TEARLINE MESSAGE------------- If you ever thought you were bothering me by sending me a note of encouragement, curiosity, or just a family update - you aren’t! I may not get a chance to respond to you quickly, but you can trust that your note puts a smile on my face. … And not the same kind of smile I get when I hear from Galactic High Command! Hahaha. Godspeed, #EverydaySpy P.S. - [Want a real intel analysis of the Pentagon’s UAP Task Force report?]( our FREE UFO Report; the single most current, complete, and professional UFO intelligence study published to date.]( Follow @EverydaySpy on Social Media! [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [LinkedIn]( [YouTube]( [Instagram]( Andrew Bustamante, Founder of EverydaySpy.com, is a former covert CIA Intelligence officer, decorated US Air Force Combat Veteran, and respected Fortune 500 senior advisor. Learn more from Andrew on his Podcast (The Everyday Espionage Podcast) and by following @EverydaySpy on your favorite social media platform. This email was sent to {EMAIL}. Don't want to receive these emails anymore? [Unsubscribe]( EverydaySpy, 411 Walnut St. #20309, Green Cove Springs, FL 32043