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How to choose a gift that's probably not on their list. The kind that takes some imagination. [View in Browser]( [Esquire Sunday Reads]( [How to Choose a Gift for a Kid]( How to Choose a Gift for a Kid To understand why I gave Anwyn a scorpion, you have to know about the scroundrels. The scroundrels are a group of strange little creatures that have been a part of her life pretty much forever. They look sort of like unwatered Gremlins and were born in our imagination during a long road trip years ago. Now, whenever we're driving somewhere together, before I've even put the car into gear, Anwyn gives me a two-word imperative from the backseat: "Scroundrel story!" Sometimes I forget where our story left off. She never does. Over time, the two of us have worked out a pretty detailed portrait of the scroundrels. Their likes, their dislikes, their vices, and their virtues. As far as food goes, the scroundrels love to eat scorpions. 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