Biden's In the Sh*t Right Now

This is a very rough time to be the incumbent president of the United States. You're running for re-election. You're beset by not one, not two, but three nuisance candidates, including one in your own party who is running, he says, because you're old and in the way, which is—perhaps coincidentally, perhaps not—going to be a prime Republican line of attack next fall, despite the fact that the GOP is preparing to nominate an old guy whose cheese has slipped off his cracker, hit the floor, and been eaten by the dog. [View in Browser]( [Esquire]( [SHOP]( EXCLUSIVE [SUBSCRIBE]( [President Biden Is Dealing With a Lot of Sh*t at the Moment]( [President Biden Is Dealing With a Lot of Sh*t at the Moment]( This is a very rough time to be the incumbent president of the United States. You're running for re-election. You're beset by not one, not two, but three nuisance candidates, including one in your own party who is running, he says, because you're old and in the way, which is—perhaps coincidentally, perhaps not—going to be a prime Republican line of attack next fall, despite the fact that the GOP is preparing to nominate an old guy whose cheese has slipped off his cracker, hit the floor, and been eaten by the dog. [Read More](   [Hollywood Remembers Matthew Perry, a Sitcom Legend]( [Hollywood Remembers Matthew Perry, a Sitcom Legend]( "I hope Matthew is at peace at long last," wrote Gwyneth Paltrow. "I really do." [Read More]( [10 Appliance Brands That Are Absolutely Worth the Investment]( [10 Appliance Brands That Are Absolutely Worth the Investment]( You know the names, but here's what they're all about. [Read More](     [Jalen Brunson on Tunnel Fits and (Fashion) Three-Pointers]( [Jalen Brunson on Tunnel Fits and (Fashion) Three-Pointers]( As the star point guard for the New York Knicks, you might think Jalen Brunson would be long on bombast, bluster, and—let's be honest—ego. But when I spoke with him ahead of the team's opening night against the Celtics last week, I was surprised by how low key he is. Sure, he knows he's good. Yeah, he's got some swag (plus a dedicated shoe room). But he's also the guy who's snagging some Dunkin' on the way to Madison Square Garden, rocking a sweatsuit during his tunnel walk, and listening to Justin Bieber before each and every game. "I'm definitely a comfy guy,” he says. "Comfort over everything." [Read More](   [The Best Sweatpants to Wear Absolutely Everywhere]( [The Best Sweatpants to Wear Absolutely Everywhere]( Stay cozy and stylish all day, every day. [Read More]( [The 11 Best Sectional Sofas You Can Buy Under $1,000]( [The 11 Best Sectional Sofas You Can Buy Under $1,000]( They're comfortable, affordable, and look the part. What more could you ask for? [Read More](     [Why Is No One Having Sex Right Now?]( [Why Is No One Having Sex Right Now?]( We were bound to arrive at this risqué but risk-averse state. The essential tension of America has always come from the tug-of-war between its puritanical nature and its pursuit of happiness. It’s the only place that could produce both Hollywood and the MPAA ratings, child beauty pageants and purity rings, gay rights and “no homo.” Even amid the Sexual Revolution—when women were seizing control of their sexual agency and members of the LGBT community were stepping out of the shadows—what defined sex in pop culture was the male gaze. It’s why beer commercials had women in bikinis casting flirty looks at regular joes or sometimes—I swear—a bull terrier named Spuds Mac- Kenzie. We live in a confusing, chaotic country. [Read More](   [ESQ Membership]( [LiveIntent Logo]( [AdChoices Logo]( Follow Us [Unsubscribe]( | [Privacy Notice]( | [CA Notice at Collection]( Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2023 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779