Welp, No Chance Trump Pays That Fine

Not all of it, anyway. This is partly his usual flex against anyone who attempts to hold him responsible and partly because that's the way he treats all his bills. And nine grand isn't going to buy him away from that bank of microphones in front to the courthouse every morning and every afternoon. The only two-by-four that will get this mule's attention is jail time. It's really the only thing left. And Merchan made that point while levying the fines on Tuesday. [View in Browser]( [Esquire]( [SHOP]( EXCLUSIVE [SUBSCRIBE]( [There's No Way Trump's Paying That $9,000 Fine For Violating His Gag Order]( [There's No Way Trump's Paying That $9,000 Fine For Violating His Gag Order]( Not all of it, anyway. This is partly his usual flex against anyone who attempts to hold him responsible and partly because that's the way he treats all his bills. And nine grand isn't going to buy him away from that bank of microphones in front to the courthouse every morning and every afternoon. The only two-by-four that will get this mule's attention is jail time. It's really the only thing left. And Merchan made that point while levying the fines on Tuesday. [Read More](   [The Best Shampoo Won't Just Clean Your Hair, It'll Make It Better]( [The Best Shampoo Won't Just Clean Your Hair, It'll Make It Better]( Step away from the junk and level up with one of these options. [Read More]( [The 25 Best Apple TV+ Shows]( [The 25 Best Apple TV+ Shows]( It's time to give Ted Lasso a rest and see what else the streamer has to offer. [Read More](     [How Fiction Became Edible]( [How Fiction Became Edible]( The past decade has ushered in a wave of such fictional feasting through a genre of cookbooks that reverse engineer the foods of popular movies, television shows, books, and video games into recipes for the home kitchen. Thumb through The Official Harry Potter Cookbook and you’ll find instructions for whipping up a batch of Hagrid’s Dragon Eggs. Open The Unofficial Stranger Things Cookbook for a method of turning figs into Demogorgons. In The Official Witcher Cookbook, you’ll learn how to brew a Sorcerer’s Beef Stew, while Friends: The Official Cookbook breaks down how to make Monica’s Onion Galette. “It’s just a whole other way to cosplay,” says Elena Craig, a recipe developer who’s written cookbooks for the worlds of Harry Potter, Deadpool, and Hocus Pocus. [Read More](   [The 20 Best-Selling Colognes for Men]( [The 20 Best-Selling Colognes for Men]( Having trouble deciding on a scent? You can’t go wrong with any of the crowd-pleasers on this list. [Read More]( [Do My Eyes Deceive Me or Is Matt Gaetz Being Primaried?]( [Do My Eyes Deceive Me or Is Matt Gaetz Being Primaried?]( At the last minute, Aaron Dimmock filed to run against him in Florida’s first congressional district. [Read More](     [The 14 Best New Hotels in New York City]( [The 14 Best New Hotels in New York City]( Visits to New York City are jam-packed. From shows on Broadway to walks through Central Park, from exhibits at the museums (Met? MoMa? Take your pick!) to shopping Fifth Avenue, days here are booked from start to finish. Given the length of the to-do list, some travelers think that where they stay while in town doesn’t matter. We disagree. Just because you won’t spend the bulk of your time lounging about in your hotel robe doesn’t mean you don't need a plush option to coddle you after an afternoon spent zipping from sight to sight or a long night out on the tiles. New York City is a town obsessed with the new. (It’s even right there in the name: New York City.) And the past few years have seen an influx of hotels that are as much the destination as the line items on any itinerary. From the uber-luxe to the shockingly affordable, here are our fourteen favorite new hotels in New York City. [Read More](   [ESQ 1933 Jewelry]( [LiveIntent Logo]( [AdChoices Logo]( [How satisfied are you with the content of this newsletter?]( Follow Us [Unsubscribe]( | [Privacy Notice]( | [CA Notice at Collection]( Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779