Hate mail...

Final call ⏰ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ Hey there, My name is William Vanhout, and I have the most thankless job of anyone on the UpViral marketing team... Wilco makes me take down the sales pages at the end of our promotions. And this always happens in the first 30 seconds after I shut down an offer: My inbox blows up with hate mail. People get mad because they waited too long to pick up one of Wilco’s special offers. And these same people think that if they shoot me a nasty email, I’ll open the offer back up just for them. But the thing is, Wilco is a ‘by the books’ kind of guy. When he says promotion is over, it’s over. He doesn’t make any exceptions no matter how hard people plead with him to open offers back up. Because I want to keep my job, I have to follow the big guy’s rules. Sorry. So right now, I’m going to lose all my dignity and beg you: Please, please don’t send me hate mail if you find [the 92% off UpViral offer closed.]( Here’s what I’m going to do. I’m dropping a timer into this email. If the timer is still running, that means that you can still [claim the special UpViral offer](. But if the timer has run out when you [click this link]( to the Black Friday page, don’t send me hate mail. I gave you a fair warning.  Proactively, William Vanhout P.S. The UpViral team is standing by if you have any last-minute questions about the offer. Shoot us an email with your question here.  You can [unsubscribe here]( or [update your details here.]( Emarky B.V., Gageldijk 21, 3602AG Maarssen, The Netherlands