In defense of a bland Thanksgiving

Gifts for the person who’d rather be eating [View on web]( Heedayah Lockman/Eater [IN DEFENSE OF A BLAND THANKSGIVING]( I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I look forward to the monotony of the traditional Thanksgiving menu every year.   TOP NEWS [Gifts for the person who’d always rather be eating]( [It’s hard to go wrong with a food gift.]( [All of Weird Al’s songs about food, ranked]( [Food is funny, and no one knows this better than Weird Al Yankovic.]( [DJ Khaled is dropping a Cheetos-crusted crunchwrap across the country]( [The celebrity’s ghost kitchen, Another Wing, is partnering with Man vs. Fries on this glorious monstrosity with waffle fries, chicken, and cheese.]( [In Dallas, Restaurant Beatrice doesn’t just talk sustainability and community. It lives it.]( [The food is awesome, too.]( [A look inside five of the most popular dishes at Martha Stewart’s Vegas restaurant Bedford]( [At her Las Vegas restaurant, chefs work to earn Martha Stewart’s seal of approval.](   [Learn more about RevenueStripe...](   Elena Samuel/Lucki Delite [THE ESSENTIAL MONTREAL CARIBBEAN RESTAURANTS]( [Montreal has a great selection of restaurants from the region.]( [Sign up for the Eater Montreal newsletter for more local dining news, guides, and maps. →](   TODAY'S VIDEO [WATCH: HOW ONE OF PHILLY’S BEST PIZZA SPOTS CREATES JOBS FOR THE FORMERLY INCARCERATED]( GIF: Carla Francescutti, Murilo Ferreira [Learn more about RevenueStripe...]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( This email was sent to {EMAIL}. Manage your [email preferences]( or [unsubscribe](param=today). View our [Privacy Notice]( and our [Terms of Service](. Vox Media, 1201 Connecticut Ave. NW, Floor 11, Washington, DC 20036. Copyright © 2022. All rights reserved.