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We trapped the greatest military minds on the planet in a room with graphic designers and told them to make a skin.Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â Í â [dbrand]( [We trapped the greatest military minds on the planet in a room with graphic designers and told them to make a skin. After we cleaned up the blood, this was the result.]( [Whether it's the result of climate change or a nuclear winter, all-year snowfall is just around the corner. When that day comes, you'll need Arctic Camo if you want to continue hiding from your responsibilities.]( [When we set out to make a sea-themed camouflage pattern, several of our scientists pointed out that robots would perform poorly in naval combat. Much like their watery graves, Navy Camo proves they were wrong.]( [During the development of Digital Camo, a horrible "accident" at our production facility resulted in thousands of avoidable casualties and one delightfully glitchy camo pattern. Thankfully, there's nothing illegal about selling evidence.]( The first step to creating a new camo pattern is quite simple. Send teams of scientists to the most extreme ecosystems around the globe and have them study uncharted environments. The first party was transported to an arctic outpost and told to capture their findings in the form of a digital pattern. A single scientist returned, severely malnourished and mauled by dozens of polar bears. After handing us a USB stick containing a single Illustrator file, he succumbed to his injuries. The second group, sensing danger, needed some convincing. We told them they had won an all-expenses-paid tropical vacation. After arriving in shark-infested waters off the coast of South Africa, a carrier pigeon informed them that there was no vacation. It explained that, while we had originally intended for them to perform naval research, their services were no longer required. We know what water looks like. Now, they will too. Forever. As for the third group, weâre not quite sure what happened. Given the radiation levels detected within the facility, we probably wonât find out for another 20,000 years (give or take). On the plus side, we were able to get Glitch Camo out of the whole affair. Checkmate, Chernobyl. [Twitter]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Click here and we'll never email you again.]( © 4022 All rights reserved. [dbrand.com](
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