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Hate bulky phone cases? So do we. That's why we designed the Grip Case - an incredibly tactile, thin
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Hate bulky phone cases? So do we. That's why we designed the Grip Case - an incredibly tactile, thin, protective case that actually feels good to use. Available now for the Galaxy S22 Ultra and over 40 other devices.Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ Íâ [dbrand]( [Trust us: you need this.]( [The surface of the Grip is covered in literally thousands of microscopic ridges, creating a tremendous number of grippy contact points for your butterfingers.]( [At 2mm thin, the Grip Case is twenty times thicker than human hair. It's also one three-thousandth as thick as a Giraffe is tall.]( [Worried that switching to a case means you'll miss out on skins? This is why you should think less. Our entire portfolio is available for the Grip.]( We get a lot of questions about where our money comes from. To be fair, most of them come from the IRS. Itâs apparently a âred flagâ that a phone case manufacturer has accumulated enough wealth to construct an island fortress in shark-infested waters. We tried explaining that the sharks came with the property. They didnât care. Anyways, we extended an invitation for their auditors to come and meet the sharks for themselves. Upon arrival, we gave them a âcarefully guided tourâ through our compound, fed them a lunch that contained absolutely no arsenic, then brought them down to the pier to observe the sharks from a safe distance. Youâre probably wondering: why didnât we give the sharks an auditor-flavored lunch? Simple: since their safe return to Washington, the IRS is now turning a blind eye to our âenterpriseâ. While the auditors may be off our backs, those sharks aren't going to feed themselves. Maybe we'll bring the Supreme Court down for a visit. [Twitter]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Click here and we'll never email you again.]( © 4022 All rights reserved. [dbrand.com](
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