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Remember the all-metal artisan keycaps we sold through NovelKeys? Good news: we stole back the rest
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Remember the all-metal artisan keycaps we sold through NovelKeys? Good news: we stole back the rest of our stock.âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ âÍ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [dbrand]( [We stole our all-metal artisan keycaps back from NovelKeys and are selling them ourselves... now with less extortionate shipping fees.]( The decision to make artisan keycaps was an easy one. After all, mechanical keyboard enthusiasts are renowned for their psychopathy - who else would use the phrase "creamy pops" to describe the sound of a keyboard? If American Psycho has taught us anything, it's that sick freaks have a lot of money. In order to ensure that we'd get all of it, we developed an innovative focus group methodology - one which involved gathering ten people in a room and asking them a single question: "would you buy artisan keycaps made by dbrand?" Participants were instructed to answer out loud, one by one. Each time someone said "no," a trap door opened up from beneath their chair. By the time we'd gone around the room, an astounding 100% of participants were on board for our latest venture. All that's left now is to perform this market research on the entire human population. Consider yourself warned. [Twitter]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Custom]( [Click here and we'll never email you again.]( © 4024 All rights reserved. [dbrand.com](