Dappered | Style Scenario: “Fancy” Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation

[Dappered | Style Scenario: “Fancy” Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation]() --------------------------------------------------------------- - [Style Scenario: “Fancy” Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation](#1) - [Style Scenario: What to Wear to a Dressed Down Holiday Party](#2) - [Steal(ish) Alert: Timex American Documents Series are 30% off](#3) [Style Scenario: “Fancy” Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation](r/Dappered/~3/eZhwEIQv8M8/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 10 Dec 2019 03:00 AM PST Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. [Here’s why.]( Editor’s Note: Allow me to step slightly away from Cousin Eddie’s legendary on-screen style for a moment. The reason why [Christmas Vacation]( works, is not the slapstick. Nor is it the pithy quotable one-liners. It works because it is the best cinematic argument for [optimistic nihilism]( in the genre. And Clark is the hero. Despite the madness, the meaninglessness, the despair, and the greed, Clark TRIES. For even when repeatedly confronted with the heartbreaking, vapid, hellscape of our existence, his instinct is to soldier on. For while [life is pain]( to not try only intensifies our inescapable damnation. [Merry Christmas ya filthy animals](. Now on with celebrating Cousin Eddie’s sartorial gravitas, of which I have to say, our man Brandon D. did a fine job upgrading. [Style Scenario: "Fancy" Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation | Dappered.com] The Backstory: We all have that one relative. You groan at the thought of him showing up to your next family get together, be it [a cross-country trip, Christmas, or a Las Vegas vacation](. But to be sure, he’s not a bad person. And there are plenty of genuinely [bad girlfriends]( [boyfriends]( [husbands]( and other family members out there to make the following clear: Cousin Eddie always has your back and is a great relative. And he’s also a huge pain in the a**. The Robe: [Banana Republic Wool Blend Long Cardigan Sweater in Dark Truffle – $108]( when 40% off ($180). No, it’s not white. But that’s okay. BECAUSE THIS IS FANCY and a white robe is so… on the nose? That, and this is the only color Banana Republic has. Here’s the story: I was initially confused when I saw BR selling long, cardigan sweater/robes. I immediately thought this looked like something a “fancy” version of Cousin Eddie would wear. And now, here we are. In person, this is incredibly comfortable and fits great. And if you’re in the market for a sweater to wear around the house for a [date night at home](, this is it. The Hat: [Banana Republic Plaid Trapper Hat in Black & Gray – $47.70]( ($79.50). Cousin Eddie is more of a [Bass Pro Shop]( kind of guy. But his fancier alternative buys his hunting gear at, um, well, at Banana Republic. The Underwear: [Ex-Officio Boxer Brief – $22]((3 pack). I [love Uniqlo Airism]( as much as the next guy. But do you know what’s not great for this outdoor photoshoot? Boxer briefs that lean a little too [see-through](. The Belt: [Bonobos Suede Belt in Grey – $88](. I was confused when Joe sent me this belt to wear with the sweater/robe. Who wears a leather belt with a robe? And then I watched the movie for the thousandth time this weekend, and yes, Cousin Eddie for some reason wears a leather belt with the robe. White on white for him, but we’re going more subtle and classy here. This suede option from Bonobos looks great and is small enough that it’ll fit through just about any sized belt loops on your dress pants. The Shoes: [Allen Edmonds Fifth Avenue Cap-Toe Oxford – $245]( ($395). Eddie’s “nice” shoes probably aren’t actually nice. But like the rest of this outfit, we’re upgrading! Poetic license! And they’re on sale! The Socks: [Brooks Brothers Merino Wool Ribbed Over-the-Calf Socks in Black – $24.50](//www.brooksbrothers.com/Merino-Wool-Ribbed-Over-the-Calf-Socks/051D________GY___REG______,default,pd.html?src=googleshopping&cmp=ppc_us_gg_DR_PLA_ML_375146540053_61171259899_2446200196&gclid=CjwKCAiAlO7uBRANEiwA_vXQ-wPq_WD_brY_y-M-Y77rCuPuoET8mGxieTrfpIf1gUNMq2o-CvbcpBoCu_EQAvD_BwE). The pinnacle of OTC socks. Best worn with a black tuxedo, but they also help with completely confusing your neighbors on a Sunday afternoon… as shown at the top of this post. The Beer: [Saint Arnold Amber Ale](. Every city has its own well regarded craft brewery. If you make your way down to Houston, Saint Arnold is among the best you’ll find in Texas. The Cigar: [Good Cigar Co. from Bespoke Post’s Aficionado]( or [Toast Boxes – $45]( (with membership). (pictured here are some super classy (it says expensive taste on the box!) I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t smoke much (for the most part, only at weddings). But if you want to test one or two out, Bespoke Post wouldn’t be a bad place to start. Just don’t [burn down the tree]( t=8s)! The Tubing: [Maxx Flex Corrugated PVC Orange Tubing – $99.99](. For when your sh*tter’s especially full, and you’re still an a**hole in your bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into the sewer.* BONUS: The After Dinner Outfit [Style Scenario: "Fancy" Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation | Dappered.com] The Turtleneck: [Banana Republic Italian Merino Wool Turtleneck in Black – $44.75]( when 40% off ($89.50). Eddie [actually wears]( a [dickie](garment)). Because of course he does. Again, going for the upgrade here. The Sweater: [LL Bean Cotton Fisherman Sweater in Beige – $79.20]( w/ GIFT20 ($99). Nothing tops the translucent off-white sweater/black faux-turtleneck combo, to go along with what is presumably motor oil for hair gel. But when you’re fancy, you sacrifice perfection. Going with a cable knit pattern this time. (Shown above is an out-of-stock J. Crew option.) The After Dinner Drink: [Coquito](. Don’t I mean eggnog? In fact, I don’t. Sure, I appreciate that people love it, especially this time of year. But it’s not for me. The Coquito on the other hand? Another fine upgrade. Here’s to you, Edward, offspring of my parent’s sibling. About the Author: Brandon D. is [a recently married]( trial attorney living in Houston, TX (but will forever be a New Yorker). Brandon has been wearing a suit to work for the better part of a decade, so he appreciates the insights into quality-yet-affordable style options for which Dappered is known. When not at work, he enjoys traveling with his wife, lounging with his dog Charlie (she’s half-Chihuahua/half-Dachshund, which has the added bonus of being known as a “Chiweenie”), and the weekly trip to Costco. *You can use this tubing for actual grown up stuff. It’s not just a prop. But did we buy it for actual grown up stuff? I would argue yes. ff/Dappered?a=eZhwEIQv8M8:ob1GF9Wm6qY:yIl2AUoC8zA ff/Dappered?a=eZhwEIQv8M8:ob1GF9Wm6qY:qj6IDK7rITs ff/Dappered?a=eZhwEIQv8M8:ob1GF9Wm6qY:gIN9vFwOqvQ [Style Scenario: What to Wear to a Dressed Down Holiday Party](r/Dappered/~3/S8w6QcEQPk4/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 09 Dec 2019 11:00 AM PST Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. [Here’s why.]( What are you going to wear? Sometimes it’s good to look at a few suggestions then add your own tweaks and ideas. That’s what these are for. First we went dressed up. Then it was somewhere in between. Now it’s time for a dressed down, but still put-together look for those parties that are more beer, cookies, & board-games, and less cocktails, appetizers, and schmoozing. (Top photo [credit]() [Style Scenario: What to Wear to a Dressed Down Holiday Party | Dappered.com] The Pants: [Old Navy Slim Ultimate Built-In Flex Chinos in Red Raisin – $18.90]( w/ HURRY ($39.99). A bit unexpected, but the red color is perfect for the holidays. Subtle and on the dark side to keep it dressy, lest people ask you if you stole Santa’s pants. Little bit of flex for that extra cookie you’ve been eyeing up, too. Go for it. The Shirt: [Bonobos Unbutton Down in Grey Herringbone – $47.60]( FINAL w/ PRESENTTIME ($88). The subtleness of this pattern makes it present as a light grey shirt from a distance, but up close, you can see it has some nice visual detail. The Watch: [Timex Expedition Scout Chronograph in Brown/Natural – $60.45](. I prefer a higher-visibility watch face when wearing a dark sweater; it makes it stand out against the sleeve. Love this one from Timex. The Scarf: [Banana Republic Donegal Wool Scarf in Red Wine – $47.70]( ($79.50). Why not match your scarf to your pants? Live your life. The Sweater: [J.Crew Merino Wool Snowflake Shawl Cardigan – $100.98]( w/ MONDAY ($198). Because if you can’t have fun with your sweater at a dressed-down holiday party, where can you? Kick your boots up in this cozy, chunky merino wool number, complete with (somehow not cheesy) snowflakes. Plus, the weight of the shawl should keep the unbutton down’s spread collar under control. The Jacket: [Gap ColdControl Lightweight Hooded Puffer Jacket – $82.80]( ($138). Lightweight and airy enough to slide over your chunky sweater should you need it. The hood is a nice touch in case it’s extra nippy out to keep down the chill factor. The Cap: [Amazon Goodthreads Marled Beanie in Burgundy – $15](. Dark enough in color to separate it from the pants and scarf visually, but still gives just a little bit of color pop. The Belt: [Express Single Prong Buckle Belt in Cognac – $39.90](//www.express.com/clothing/men/cognac-single-prong-buckle-belt/pro/04542056/color/Cognac/). Simple. Can’t really go wrong here. The Socks: [Wigwam Merino Wool Comfort Boot Socks in Charcoal – $15.00.]( Wool is your best friend when it comes to boots – it wicks moisture so your feet aren’t swampy, but still keeps you toasty warm if you’re standing outside for a bit. The Boots: [J.Crew Kenton Captoe Boots in Burnished Tobacco – $126.48]( w/ MONDAY ($248). Grippy and handsome, these will happily trek you from icy sidewalks to a back porch [holiday beer swap](. The Host/Hostess Gift: [Shiner Holiday Cheer Dark Wheat Ale](. An old-world dunkelweizen (dark wheat ale), this beer is quite simply my favorite beer around the holidays. Roasted pecans and Texas peaches make for a lighter and fruity drink, so this is not your typical winter warmer where you have one and then need to sit down for a while. About the Author: Ryan N. is a professional web developer for (and alum from) the University of Delaware, who keeps a close shave as to not be confused with his strongly-bearded twin brother. He plays guitar and drums, loves going to concerts with his wife, and loves being a dad. ff/Dappered?a=S8w6QcEQPk4:HlTx_N4qXGo:yIl2AUoC8zA ff/Dappered?a=S8w6QcEQPk4:HlTx_N4qXGo:qj6IDK7rITs ff/Dappered?a=S8w6QcEQPk4:HlTx_N4qXGo:gIN9vFwOqvQ [Steal(ish) Alert: Timex American Documents Series are 30% off](r/Dappered/~3/lCT5k-Z8iMc/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 09 Dec 2019 06:01 AM PST Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. [Here’s why.]( [Timex “American Documents” Collection – $346.50]( w/ JOLLY30 ($495) Nothing about the wristwatch industry, or us its customers, makes any sense. We the 21st century web-savvy men’s-style consumer can be [enormously demanding](. We claim we want things that excel in performance, look terrific, and are altruistically manufactured to such a precision that [hell will be raised]( if they come off the line with any hint of imperfection or evil. Some of us will quickly take to our social media platforms and shout about supply-chain-transparency-this and corporate-accountability-that, all while [actively ignoring]( what went into manufacturing the device we’re thumbing away on, producing a hot-heat of self-righteous indignation that could burst even the haughtiest pearl beneath our clutch. [Timex "American Documents" Collection]( And then Timex goes and makes a watch sourcing every single bit and piece and component from within the U.S., aside from the Swiss Quartz movement which keeps better time than your impeccably groomed co-worker’s Rolex ([WRIST CHECK BRAH](), and they assemble the things at their headquarters in Middlebury Conneticut. And nobody buys them. So they’re finally on sale now. [30% off with the code JOLLY30]( which expires today, 12/9. That’s all. 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