Here’s the Most Unhealthy Breakfast Cereal of All Time

Plus: 23 Actors That Automatically Ruin Movies for People                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 February 23, 2024 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=Here%E2%80%99s%20the%20Most%20Unhealthy%20Breakfast%20Cereal%20of%20All%20Time%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2Fheres-unhealthy-breakfast-cereal-time) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about trivia, ridiculous ideas, ‘Freddy Got Fingered,’ actors who ruin movies, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Here’s the Most Unhealthy Breakfast Cereal of All Time]( The days of anyone with any concern for their health considering most breakfast cereal “part of a complete breakfast” are long gone. To be honest, that whole presentation was a bit weird anyways, given that it was shown next to what looked like an entire hotel breakfast bar, a supposed day-starter capable of making a horse vomit. Nevertheless, even in reasonable portions, most people have clued in to the fact that our favorite cereals were more or less a vehicle for processed sugar, regardless of what fruits they may have been shaped into by some extruder. Let’s say you walk the left-hand path breakfast-wise, however. You are one of the few that indulges in breakneck hedonism as soon as your rise each morning. You don’t eat the sensible, ennui-riddled meal that is an Adult Breakfast. No steel-cut oats, no plain yogurt, nor my personal breakfast of choice, a mug of black coffee and a 50-milligram Zoloft. If horrifically unhealthy breakfast cereal is your favored daily sin, then what cereal is the absolute worst you could choose? [READ MORE]( [The Greenaissance: Tom Green’s ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ Is Getting a Critical Reappraisal]( Way back in April 2001, Tom Green made his big screen directorial debut with Freddy Got Fingered, an absurdist nightmare of a comedy crammed full of gory set pieces, jokes about sexual abuse, sausage-themed synthesizer songs and other repugnant moments that were somehow bankrolled by the same studio that produced Star Wars and The Sound of Music. Despite the popularity of [his MTV show](, Green’s movie wasn’t exactly a big hit. It barely made its modest budget back at the box office, and was positively annihilated by film critics, most of whom treated Freddy Got Fingered the way one would treat a fungal infection. It currently has [a Rotten Tomatoes score of just 10 percent.]( Paul Clinton of [CNN]([wrote](, “There is not one single moment in the entire 86 minutes of this film that is the least bit redeemable on any level.” [VarietyÂ]([called it]( “one of the most brutally awful comedies ever to emerge from a major studio.” [READ MORE]( 34 Authentic, Set-Used Facts About TV and Movie Props 37 Ridiculous Ideas That Actually Worked (and Great Ones That Bombed) 15 Exceedingly Clever Inside Jokes or Recurring Bits from Famous TV Shows and Movies 23 Actors That Automatically Ruin Movies for People 5 Political Acorns That Fell Farthest From the Tree 37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, February 22, 2024 37 Bits of Trivia to Make Up for All Those Days You Played Hooky TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2024 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America