27 ‘Technically Correct’ Answers That Students Gave to Teachers

Plus: Stoner ‘South Park’ Fans Grapple with Randy’s All-Too-Real Warning                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 January 24, 2024 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=27%20%E2%80%98Technically%20Correct%E2%80%99%20Answers%20That%20Students%20Gave%20to%20Teachers%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F27-technically-correct-answers-students-gave-teachers) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about Jacqueline Novak, Randy’s stoner warning, trivia, funny tweets, the worst ‘SNL’ sketch, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Netflix Should Let Jacqueline Novak Do Anything She Wants, Forever]( Whenever a movie targeted toward female audiences is a big box-office success, analysts and commentators react as though it’s never happened before. [Barbie](, the [Twilight]( saga, [Bridesmaids](, [Mamma Mia]( — all were treated as though they’d come out of nowhere and were once-in-a-generation freak occurrences that couldn’t possibly be repeated. Female audiences are underestimated on TV too, even though two of its longest-running drama series, [Law & Order: Special Victims Unit]( and [Grey’s Anatomy](, are mostly watched by women. Typically, stand-up comedy is perceived to skew male — particularly on Netflix, which has not only had to [settle a lawsuit regarding its underpayment of Mo’Nique]( but also, within the last month, premiered two comedy specials by men that were met with [vocal disapproval](. [READ MORE]( [Stoner ‘South Park’ Fans Grapple with Randy’s All-Too-Real Warning]( A wise dad once told his son, “Pot makes you feel fine with being bored.” Maybe that’s why we sat through so many [Tegridy Farms]( episodes. Anyone who has ever glanced at the novelty bong shelf in a head shop knows that there is a serious intersection of [South ParkÂ](fans and daily pot smokers. From the introduction of [TowelieÂ](in Season Five to the aforementioned overgrown arc in more recent seasons, marijuana manufacturing and consumption is a constant topic for comedy on the long-running series, and the bright colors, crass humor and abundance of over-the-top musical numbers makes the cartoon an easy sell for the average stoner. [READ MORE]( 31 Moments Celebrities Should Be Deeply Embarrassed About 20 Hilarious Fake Life Hacks The 4 Best Times Sitcom Legends Guest-Starred on Another Sitcom 32 Things From the Past That Just Make Sense This Was The Worst ‘SNL’ Sketch, and It’s Not Even Close 14 Lame Jokes From Popular Sitcoms That Once Passed As ‘Comedy’ 25 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 23, 2024 12 Bits of Trivia to Wallop Into Your Temple Like You’re in a Slap-Fighting Championship 27 ‘Technically Correct’ Answers That Students Gave to Teachers TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2024 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America