20 Movie Scenes That Were Totally Shoehorned In

Plus: 15 Jokes and Bits from the 2000s That Aren’t Funny Now                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 January 13, 2024 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=20%20Movie%20Scenes%20That%20Were%20Totally%20Shoehorned%20In%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F20-movie-scenes-totally-shoehorned) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about funny video games, celebrity gaffes, trivia, awkward experiences at the doctor, unfunny jokes from the aughts, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Fox News’ Favorite Reformed Feminist Roasts Jesse Watters for Hilariously Missing the Joke]( A [TikTok]( comedian accidentally tricked [Jesse Watters](, Matt Walsh and rest of the conservative culture warriors into thinking they can bring feminists back to the patriarchy and into their beds by buying them a drink. No one make an Instagram video about how holding the door for a woman automatically gets you laid, or else the foyer of the [Fox News]( building will be a bloodbath. Madi Hart is a Los Angeles-based sketch and stand-up comic who regularly pokes fun at online gender discourse on her popular TikTok page. I know all that because, unlike Watters and the segment producers at [Fox](, I try to spend at least five seconds Googling a subject before speaking on it with authority, lest I look like an absolute buffoon in front of the entire internet. [READ MORE]( [Comic Blair Socci Debunks Five Insane Conspiracy Theories]( Stand-up comic Blair Socci has a great bit on her first-ever hour special Live From the Big Dog ([available on Veeps]( after premiering last month) about meeting Mark Sargent, a conspiracy theorist who’s convinced the world is flat. He couldn’t quite convince Socci, telling her the reason that she couldn’t comprehend the world’s basic flatness, I guess (?), was because she was too young. “I loved it,” she tells me. “That was like his main argument.” [READ MORE]( The 50 Funniest Video Games Ever 5 Celebrity Gaffes More Embarrassing Than That One Thing You Did 36 Bits of Trivia That Would Sound Like the Ravings of a Madman to Your Ancestors 5 Comedy Figures Who Cannot Be Co-Opted By Any Political Ideology 31 Awkward Experiences People Had at the Gynecologist, Proctologist or Urologist 20 Movie Scenes That Were Totally Shoehorned In 32 Funny ‘Haha, Oh Wait… You’re Serious’ Moments 15 Jokes and Bits from the 2000s That Aren’t Funny Now 30 of the Funniest Things People Got Caught Doing When They Thought They Were Alone TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2024 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America