31 Rules That Backfired in Hilarious Ways

Plus: 27 ‘Utopian’ Societies That Are Anything But                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 December 20, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=31%20Rules%20That%20Backfired%20in%20Hilarious%20Ways%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F31-rules-backfired-hilarious-ways) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about one-liner jokes, brutal ‘Rebel Moon’ reviews, the funniest tweets of the year, good deeds gone wrong, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [The Funniest One-Liner Jokes That Don’t Overstay Their Welcome]( The key to a good joke is to get in and get out, then move on to the next one. Like Jerry Seinfeld told George Costanza, “When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and walk off.” Some comedians have that down to a science. Here are 15 one-liners that packed a whole bunch of comedy into a small handful of words… [READ MORE]( [The Most Brutally Funny Letterboxd Reviews of Zack Snyder’s ‘Rebel Moon’]( Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire director [Zach SnyderÂ](has never been a particularly popular figure among the professional film criticism community, but his recently released Netflix sci-fi epic gives the amateurs the opportunity to trash him, too. [Rebel MoonÂ](is a project that’s been 11 years in the making, first pitched by [SnyderÂ](to Lucasfilm shortly after their acquisition by Disney as a [Star WarsÂ](movie. When Disney passed on the project, Snyder then brought it to Warner Bros., suggesting that it could be either a big-budget movie or an expansive sci-fi video game. Since Warner Bros. didn’t bite either, Snyder took Rebel Moon to the place where uninspiring scripts and barrel-bottom pitches are rewarded with reckless budgets that would make other studios swoon – Netflix. [READ MORE]( 27 Good Deeds Gone Very Wrong 18 Hilarious Punishments Children Have Received 27 ‘Utopian’ Societies That Are Anything But 101 of the Funniest Tweets from 2023 4 Facts That Reveal How Slot Machines Really Work 30 Entitled Celebrities and CEOs With Egos Bigger Than Their Bank Accounts 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Married... With Children’ 21 of the Funniest Tweets from December 19, 2023 31 Rules That Backfired in Hilarious Ways TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2023 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America