34 of the Funniest Reasons People Called 9-1-1

Plus: 5 Sitcoms That Got Better By Adding New Characters                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 November 14, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=34%20of%20the%20Funniest%20Reasons%20People%20Called%209-1-1%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F34-funniest-reasons-people-called-911) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about Albert Brooks, fan theories that improve shows, trivia, tweets, wild holiday parties, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [‘Defending My Life’ Gives Albert Brooks the Living Funeral He Asked for in ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’]( “You going to [Albert Brooks](' funeral?” Larry asks Jeff as they wait for an elevator in Season 11’s kickoff episode of [Curb Your Enthusiasm](. “I have no choice,” gripes Jeff. “Who throws a funeral for themselves while they're alive?” [READ MORE]( [Bill Burr’s Wife Nia Hits Donald Trump With the Double Birds Instead of Posing for Pictures With Him Like the Rest of the Manosphere]( Unlike most dude comedians with a podcast, [Bill Burr]( doesn’t treat former president [Donald Trump]( as if he is Burr’s favorite character in the TV show that is America — and Burr’s wife, Nia Renée Hill, has even less patience for the future felon. Over the weekend, the highly anticipated UFC 295 attracted all kinds of A-listers to Madison Square Garden. As is customary each time [Dana White’s]( fighting league hosts one of their flagship events, a good chunk of the downtime between bouts was spent sticking cameras in the faces of every celebrity in the first few rows, with White’s guest of honor, the legally embattled Trump, taking top billing among the spectators. [READ MORE]( 5 Fan Theories That Actually Improve Terrible Movies and TV Shows 12 Mystical Bits of Trivia We Sealed Inside This Ornate Gilded Chest, and Melted the Face Off of the Last Guy Who Opened It 4 Scientists Who Only Added More Mystery to the World 30 of the Craziest Things That Happened at Holiday Office Parties 4 Trolls Who Fooled the World 31 Common Misconceptions We Have About the World 34 of the Funniest Reasons People Called 9-1-1 The Anti-Poochies: 5 Sitcoms That Got Better By Adding New Characters 27 of the Funniest Tweets from November 13, 2023 TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2023 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America