23 Jokes We Wish We Could Give ‘That Was a Good Joke’ Trophies To

Plus: 29 Products Companies Wish They Could Forget                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 August 02, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=23%20Jokes%20We%20Wish%20We%20Could%20Give%20%E2%80%98That%20Was%20a%20Good%20Joke%E2%80%99%20Trophies%20To%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F23-jokes-wish-give-good-joke-trophies) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about Rogan and Gaffigan debating the ‘Deep State,’ poor product placement, trivia tidbits, villains who weren’t so bad, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Do you know about the curse of the Red Ranger?]( [Joe Rogan and Jim Gaffigan Debate January 6th and the ‘Deep State’]( As America anxiously awaits a rumored indictment of former president [Donald Trump](over the [January 6th Capitol Attack](, comedy’s top minds are already hard at work reaching their final verdict. [Joe Rogan]( has long fit the descriptor of “conspiracy friendly,” and although Rogan cut his teeth on the more playful alien-adjacent plots and coverups, in recent years, the former [Fear Factor]( host and current podcasting king’s pet theories have pretty much always aligned with the opinions of the alt-right on issues of vaccines, deep states and [Bud Light cans](. [READ MORE]( [The New ‘Haunted Mansion’ Movie Plugs CVS at a Séance, Along With a Dozen Other Insane Product Placements]( Surprising absolutely no one, a reboot of a movie adaptation of a Disneyland ride is replete with embedded marketing for miscellaneous unrelated products. We’re one step away from the characters in [Haunted Mansion 3]( using a CVS receipt as a Ouija board. The second installment of Disney’s most recently revived franchise premiered this past Friday as The Mouse bafflingly decided to premiere their supernatural spookfest against the surging Barbenheimer instead of, you know, in October. The original 2003 film was a minor financial success behind the performance of the impossibly popular [Eddie Murphy](, though the movie was trashed by critics and, much like almost every other amusement park ride adaptation, lacked the cultural permeation of [Pirates of the Caribbean](. [READ MORE]( More Bizarre Product Placement: - [5 Shameless Acts Of Product Placement That Backfired Completely]( - [15 Times Product Placement Made A Movie Look Totally Ridiculous]( - [The 5 Least Subtle Product Placements in Gaming History]( - [6 Hilariously Awful Examples of Product Placements in Comics]( - [The 5 Most Absurd Uses of Product Placement Ever]( 26 Movie Villains Who Deserve a Second Look ‘Cool Beans’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Hot Rod’ 27 Pranks By Famous People We’re Glad We Weren’t on the Other End Of 13 Bizarre Current Events Surely Hallucinated By Some Omnipotent Deity 24 Actors Who Weren’t Fans of Their Most Famous Roles 4 Stubborn Idiots Who Were So Wrong That They Died 27 Dumb Things That Make You Happier Than They Should 15 of the All-Time Funniest One-Liners 28 Famous People Who Quit and Took Up Normal Gigs 29 Products Companies Wish They Could Forget 13 Genetically Distinct Bits of Trivia That Appear to Share A Common Ancestor 23 Jokes We Wish We Could Give ‘That Was a Good Joke’ Trophies To TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St., Unit 17B Brooklyn, NY 11222, United States [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv](