15 Dark Humor Jokes From ‘The Simpsons’

Plus: 28 Seemingly Common Things That Only Happen in TV and Movies                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 July 29, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=15%20Dark%20Humor%20Jokes%20From%20%E2%80%98The%20Simpsons%E2%80%99%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F15-dark-humor-jokes-simpsons) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about ‘The Beanie Bubble,’ aliens, joke journalists, ‘Animal House’ trivia, and more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Come to our live stand-up show at The Sultan Room on 7/31!]( [In ‘The Beanie Bubble,’ Zach Galifianakis Shaves His Beard and Redefines Himself]( Sometimes, you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. When a trailer popped up in June for the new Apple TV+ film The Beanie Bubble, based on the rise and fall of [Beanie Babies]( in the 1990s, viewers’ principal takeaway was, “What the hell — where’s [Zach Galifianakis](’ facial hair?” Decider succinctly summed up the online reaction with the headline [“Zach Galifianakis Shaved His Trademark Beard for ‘The Beanie Bubble’ and Honestly? It’s Creeping Us Out.”]( And indeed, after years of the [Hangover]( comic sporting one of the lushest beards in showbiz, it was jarring to see him without one. I wasn’t alone in not being able to recognize him — and, like a lot of people, I assumed he was another prominent funnyman. [READ MORE]( [That Time Fran Drescher Was Abducted By Aliens]( Aliens walk (or crawl or ooze) among us, at least [according to a government whistleblower]( who testified to Congress this week about the presence of “non-human biologics” found at UFO crash sites. While the Internet buzzes about the latest revelations, we could have just asked somebody who’s known about the reality of UFOs for years — Nanny star and [SAG labor badass Fran Drescher](. And she’s got the alien chip in her hand to prove it. [READ MORE]( More Extraterrestrial Reads: - [12 Mysteries That People Have Tried To Explain With Aliens]( - [4 Respected Groups That Seem Sure That Aliens Are Coming]( - [25 Facts About Aliens And Outer Space]( - [4 Wild Tales Of Celeb Encounters With Aliens]( - [18 Aliens We're Glad Are Only Fictional (Hopefully)]( ‘Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way to Go Through Life’: 45 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Animal House’ on Its 45th Anniversary 13 Celebrities Who Make Surprising Cameos in True-Crime Stories 5 Joke Interviewers Who Were Secretly Great Journalists 11 Powerful U.S. Government Entities (That Almost Nobody Knows About) 31 Convincing Paranormal Photos That Make Us Think Ghosts Are Real 29 Famous People Who Got Busted in Lies 15 Dark Humor Jokes From ‘The Simpsons’ 28 Seemingly Common Things That Only Happen in TV and Movies TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St., Unit 17B Brooklyn, NY 11222, United States [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv](