12 Times Your Bodily Functions Take a Union-Mandated Lunch Break

Plus: A T-Shirt from Target Won’t Turn Your Child Gay, But These 37 Other Things Will                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 June 22, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=12%20Times%20Your%20Bodily%20Functions%20Take%20a%20Union-Mandated%20Lunch%20Break%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F12-times-bodily-functions-take-unionmandated-lunch-break) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about Pixar’s golden age, Kanye’s resurfaced TV pilot, brutal public burns, times your body rebels, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. Our fan favorite YouTube series, Honest Ads, now has its own channel! [Subscribe here for all Roger, all the time](! [‘You’ve Got a Friend in Me’ Is the Soundtrack to Pixar’s Golden Age]( Randy Newman was given pretty simple instructions: “They wanted a song that was very specifically about a special friendship between the boy and Woody, the cowboy,” he recalled in a [2019 interview]( with Australian radio. “They always mentioned friendship.” Newman took it from there. It’s now been 28 years since Newman’s most popular song first came into our consciousness. It’s also been 28 years since the world first met Woody, Buzz and the rest of the crew from [Toy Story]( — and, by extension, [Pixar](, the studio that asked Newman to come up with a signature song for its first film. “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” was Toy Story’s emotional linchpin, becoming the theme to the animation company’s greatest franchise, the song’s meaning changing over time as sequels beget sequels. No hardcore Newman fan would call it his best tune, and yet the things we love about the man are embedded within it, even if you have to dig a little to find them. [READ MORE]( [The 2007 Pilot of Kanye’s ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’-Style Show Has Leaked Online Again]( Abel Tesfaye, the artist soon to be formerly known as The Weeknd, may be the rapper currently gracing our screens every Sunday night in Max’s The Idol, but he’s not the only one who has worked with the network. Back in 2007, Kanye West shot a pilot for HBO, which was inspired by his love of [Curb Your Enthusiasm]( and his appearance on [Entourage]( that same year. [READ MORE]( More Failed TV Pilots: - [13 Failed TV Pilots By Beloved Comedians (We Never Knew About)]( - [5 Lost TV Pilots That Will Make You Question Your Sanity]( - [The TV Pilot About A Robo-Dinosaur (Who Fights Crime)]( - [15 of the Best (and Worst) TV Shows We Never Got to See]( - [13 Super Weird TV Pilots We Wish Networks Turned Into Series]( The Five Funniest Stand-up Bits from ‘The Bear’s Ayo Edebiri 15 Unbearably Brutal Public Burns 28 Celebrity Interviews That Couldn’t Have Been More Honest ‘Simpsons’ Writer Mike Reiss Rode the Titanic Submersible And Lived To Tell About It 5 Primitive Predecessors to Today’s Snack Foods 12 Security Footage Heroes Rob Schneider Thinks Garth Brooks Should ‘Shut Up’ 5 People Who Saved the Day By Sucking at Their Jobs 16 Hall of Fame Jokes from ‘King of the Hill’ A T-Shirt from Target Won’t Turn Your Child Gay, But These 37 Other Things Will 12 Certified Monsters, and the Legal Loopholes That Let Them Walk Free 12 Times Your Bodily Functions Take a Union-Mandated Lunch Break TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St., Unit 17B Brooklyn, NY 11222, United States [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv](