5 Buried Secrets No One Was Supposed to Find

Plus: 5 Logical, But Wildly Unjust Rules                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 June 11, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=20%20Movies%20That%20Critics%20Were%20Wrong%20About%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F20-movies-critics-wrong) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about ‘Trading Places,’ funny stories about getting dumped, movies critics were wrong about, unjust rules, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [‘Trading Places’ at 40 Has Something for Everyone to Hate]( Trading Places, the black-and-white buddy comedy (we’re not making this up — its original title was Black and White), turns 40 this week. It cemented Eddie Murphy’s place as an ascending superstar while proving that Dan Aykroyd didn’t need John Belushi to succeed at the box office. It was the fourth highest-grossing movie of 1983, trailing only The Empire Strikes Back, Tootsie and Flashdance. Trading Places had it all — including a little something for all factions of contemporary audiences to hate. [READ MORE]( [Three People Who Went Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel and Didn’t Die]( Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel is one of those ideas that’s so ingrained in culture that we never stop to say… Hang on, what the hell was the deal with that? It all (kinda, sorta) started with [Carlisle Graham](, a barrelmaker who is probably the person responsible for the association between Niagara Falls and barrels, an association that doesn’t really make a lot of sense. After all, if you were going over a waterfall, would a barrel really be the thing you’d reach for to ensure your safety? Graham seemed to think so, possibly due to years of having barrels on the brain, and made his first attempt in 1886, being immediately arrested for attempting suicide. [READ MORE]( More Strange History: - [Five Guys Who Did Their Best to Remain Assholes Even Beyond the Grave]( - [Five Chinese Towns That Are Strangely Familiar]( - [The German Knight Who Coined the Phrase ‘Kiss My Ass’ Was the Iron Man of His Time]( - [Five Times Being Dead Didn’t Prevent Someone from Being Executed]( - [Five Academically Successful Punk Musicians Who Prove Headbanging Isn’t That Bad for Your Brain Cells]( 13 Bizarro Headlines That Burrowed Into Our Skulls Like A Bone Saw Trey Parker and Matt Stone Say They’ve Spent ‘Infinity Dollars’ on Rehabbing Casa Bonita 13 Dark Humor Jokes About Sex Comedy Promoter Criticized for Hosting Open Mic Where the Audience Pelts Poor Performers With Projectiles 15 Trivia Tidbits About Dan Harmon Robert Smigel Shines as Schwarzenegger in ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie That Never Was 5 Logical, But Wildly Unjust Rules 13 Abandoned Cities Or Huge Structures (That Seem To Be Frozen In Time) The Daughter of the Chucky Doll Creator Has Brought ‘Child’s Play’ to TikTok 5 Buried Secrets No One Was Supposed to Find 20 Funny Stories About Getting Dumped 20 Movies That Critics Were Wrong About TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St., Unit 17B Brooklyn, NY 11222, United States [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv](