10 ‘Simpsons’ Jokes That Have Become Embarrassingly Outdated

Plus: 12 Ways The Real World Is Like A Cheesy Fantasy Novel                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 June 05, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=13%20Succulent%20Bits%20Of%20Weird%20And%20Useless%20Knowledge%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2F13-succulent-bits-weird-useless-knowledge) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about outdated jokes, a line too wild for ‘Righteous Gemstones,’ dangerous jobs, trivia, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [This Is the ‘Righteous Gemstones’ Line That Was Too Filthy for Edi Patterson to Deliver]( HBO’s Succession (RIP) was, in its day, celebrated for the eloquence of its profanity — of which there was so much that [an official supercut of its “coldest insults”]( is more than 10 minutes long. The Righteous Gemstones, which became its HBO sibling a year after Succession’s premiere, has been compared to it [for years](, and it makes sense. Not only do both shows revolve around a stern, self-made patriarch unsure whether to pass down his empire to his two feckless sons and equally imbecilic daughter, but both are absolutely redolent with potty mouths. [READ MORE]( [10 ‘Simpsons’ Jokes That Have Become Embarrassingly Outdated]( For more than 30 years, [The Simpsons]( has been unleashing joke after joke after joke, and as the cruel passage of time moves forward, some of those gags lose their relevance. Sometimes the bit is tethered to a reference that has fallen into the [Springfield]( Gorge of obscurity. Other times, circumstances have so drastically changed that it makes the joke’s entire foundation crumble. [READ MORE]( More That Hasn’t Aged Well: - [6 Outdated Supervillain Tropes, Updated for Today]( - [14 Current Trends That Will Be Embarrassing Soon]( - [5 Famous Superhero Movie Scenes That Are Already Outdated]( - [20 Fiction Tropes That Used to be Huge (But Are Rarely Used Anymore)]( - [5 Hopelessly Outdated National Stereotypes That Won't Die]( 18 Fictional Characters Who Suffered So Much, It’s A Relief They Aren’t Real Five Recent Comedy Reboots You Didn’t Know Existed ‘Deadloch’ Is the Best Australian Crime Drama Spoof You Will Probably Never Watch, But Should 15 Plates of Trivia That Landed on Our Tables This Week The Real-Life BFFs Behind ‘This Fool’s Quarreling Cousins 5 Unspoken Deadly Risks That Come With Famous Jobs ‘Simpsons’ Showrunner Matt Selman Has Read Your Mean Tweets 12 Ways The Real World Is Like A Cheesy Fantasy Novel Move Over Oscars, Kevin Hart Just Hosted the Walmart Associates Celebration 15 Pearls Of Wisdom We’ve Meticulously Strung Together Into A Powerful Rivière Of Knowledge The Kid Tom Hanks from ‘Big’ Said the Movie Would Be a Grooming Scandal Today 13 Succulent Bits Of Trivia We Plucked Right Off The Tree Of Knowledge Of Weird And Useless TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St., Unit 17B Brooklyn, NY 11222, United States [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv](