11 Celebrities Whose Personal Records You Don't Want to Break

Plus: 5 Insanely Dangerous Toys That Were Somehow Sold to Children                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 May 16, 2023 | [Read Online]( [fb]( [tw]( [in]( [email](mailto:?subject=Post%20from%20Cracked%20Newsletter&body=long%20template%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fcracked.beehiiv.com%2Fp%2Fglenn-howerton-s-blackberry) Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about the ‘Seinfeld’ finale, dangerous toys, ‘Psych,’ science feats, iconic catchphrases, and more. [Ten Reasons the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale Actually Rules]( On May 14, 1998, more than 76 million [Seinfeld]([viewers]( watched Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer get sentenced to a year of prison for violating a “[Good Samaritan]( Law.” While witnessing a carjacking, the foursome stood by cracking jokes instead of helping the victim. The prosecution’s case focused on the gang’s “character,” rounding up witnesses from their past to testify against them. The result was a cavalcade of old Seinfeld [characters](, including icons like the Bubble Boy, Babu Bhatt and the [Soup Nazi](. [READ MORE]( [No Fun: 5 Insanely Dangerous Toys That Were Somehow Sold to Children]( If you're designing a toy, there are two important traits you want to keep in mind: 1) It should be fun; and 2) it should have as little a chance [as possible of killing someone](. Sometimes throughout history, though, the second has been avoided in pursuit of the first, with extremely predictable results. We’re not just talking about your [classic, detachable, small choking hazards]( or good old lead paint, either. There have been toys released that couldn’t pass a TSA checkpoint, much less [a modern safety review](. [READ MORE]( More Dangerous Reads: - [25 Everyday Things That Are Surprisingly Dangerous]( - [5 of the World’s Most Legitimately Dangerous Artifacts]( - [13 of the Most Embarrassing, Dangerous, Repulsive Product Recalls]( - [20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break]( - [12 Ordinary Jobs That Are Surprisingly Dangerous]( Justin Kirk Says What We’re All Thinking About a ‘Weeds’ Reboot: They’re ‘Trying to Drag Its Tired Carcass Out’ 12 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because of Joe Rogan The Biggest Misconceptions About ‘The Simpsons,’ According to Twitter 13 Real-Life Villains Who Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too, If It Wasn’t For One Little Mistake Dave Chappelle Calls San Francisco ‘Half ‘Glee,’ Half Zombie Movie’ in Secret Show-Turned-Tirade 11 Celebrities Whose Personal Records You Don't Want to Break So Long, ‘Archer’ — Season 14 to Be the End of the Agency 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Psych’ New Seinfeld Collection Offers Jerry-Inspired Clothes No Comedian Could Ever Afford 12 Seemingly Impossible Feats That Science Pulled Off Out Of Nowhere Jason Sudeikis Confirms That ‘Arrested Development’ Nailed the Blue Man Group Audition Experience Know What I Mean, Verne: 12 Catchphrases That Make No Sense Out of Context TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St., Unit 17B Brooklyn, NY 11222, United States [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv](