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Plus: 15 Trivia Tidbits About Randy Marsh Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about the Blues Brothers, "Amazon Women in the Mood," stolen names, math battles, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [45 Blues Brothers Trivia Tidbits on Their 45th Anniversary]( It was 45 years ago that [Dan Aykroyd]( and [John Belushi]( officially formed The Blues Brothers to continue the grand old tradition of white folks capitalizing on Black music. The Saturday Night Live comedians turned revivalist band transformed into what’s arguably their most famous characters: Belushi as lead singer “Joliet” Jake Blues, and Aykroyd as harmonica hero Elwood Blues, brothers with a devotion to fedoras and sunglasses and a distaste of Illinois-based Nazis. [READ MORE]( [Death by Snu Snu: An Oral History of ‘Futurama’s ‘Amazon Women in the Mood’]( A company of soldiers is in the jungle. Suddenly, they’re attacked by a tribe of natives. Only two of them survive. They’re brought back to the tribe’s village, where its chief gives them an ultimatum: “You must choose — death or chi chi!” Neither knows what “chi chi” is, but they reason that it’s got to be better than death, so the first soldier says, “I choose chi chi!” From there, the soldier is forced to have sex for hours, but at the end, he is set free. The chief then turns to the second soldier and asks “Death or chi chi?” He chooses death. “Very well,” the chief replies. “Death — by chi chi!” [READ MORE]( More Futurama Reads: - [Last Scenes of Every ‘Futurama’ ‘Finale,’ Ranked]( - [Best One-Off ‘Futurama’ Characters]( - [15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Futurama’]( - [The Best Billboards from the ‘Futurama’ Intro]( - [The 10 Best Robots on ‘Futurama’ as Determined by ChatGPT]( [Rodney Dangerfield Dances His Way Through Classic Films in Banger Supercut]( [4 Famous Names We Only Know Because They Were Stolen]( [F. Murray Abraham Pulls Apology from the Playbook of Always Couching Bad Behavior in Jokes]( [5 Math Battles That Ended in Death]( [On ‘Somebody Somewhere,’ Jeff Hiller Has Found Himself in One of TV’s Greatest Friendships]( [13 Common Phrases Popularized By Movies and TV Shows]( [13 Jokes from Laurie Kilmartin for the Comedy Hall of Fame]( [How Albert Brooks’ Comedies Keep Influencing the ‘Midsommar’ Guy]( [4 Technical Glitches That Made Life Hell for One Guy and One Guy Only]( [Emily Ratajkowski ‘Not Giving My Consent’ to Be Comic’s Punchline]( [21 of the Funniest Moments from ‘Cunk on Earth’]( [15 Trivia Tidbits About Randy Marsh]( TWEET OF THE DAY [fb]( [tw]( [yt]( [Logomark_DIGITAL_Red_50X50-px]( [insta png]( [tiktok png]( [ARTICLES]( | [PICTOFACTS]( | [Videos]( Literally media Ltd. 190 West St, Suite 17B, Brooklyn NY 11222 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. This email was sent to {EMAIL} [why did I get this?]( [unsubscribe from this list]( [update subscription preferences]( Literally Media · 190 West St Ste 17B · Brooklyn, NY 11222-3855 · USA