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Also: What We Should Be Afraid Of Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about 'Simpsons

Also: What We Should Be Afraid Of Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about 'Simpsons' memes, fear, the best gags in late night television, and bonkers headlines. [The Top ‘Simpsons’ Moments That Became the Top ‘Simpsons’ Memes]( These days, everyone has a meme for every moment and every situation. But even among such ubiquity, certain memes — especially those inspired by The Simpsons — still stand above all the rest. While many memorable Simpsons bits live on in an endless stream of memes on [Simpsons Shitposting]( pages — FWIW: my favorite is probably [Sugarposting]( — the moments below have spawned memes that have crossed over into the mainstream and become shared by people who only have the faintest understanding of The Simpsons. [READ MORE]( [5 Things Everyone Fears vs. What They Should Actually Be Afraid Of]( It’s been a banner couple of years [for fear](. Those of us who are predisposed with the kind of inconvenient brain that desperately yearns [for a reason we might be in danger at any time]( have had no shortage of fuel for our anxieties. Fear isn’t always [the most convenient emotion]( but people who describe themselves as “fearless” seem to end up with a dramatically decreased lifespan, so chalk one up for the trembling nerds, baby! [READ MORE]( More Fear Reads: - [5 Nightmare Stories To Justify Anyone's Irrational Fears]( - [8 Hilarious Historical Fears That Seriously Delayed Progress]( - [Actors Who Battled Their Worst Fears On The Job]( - [20 Bizarre Fears, Phobias, and Superstitions Of The Rich And The Famous]( - [14 Facts About Fear]( [Politician Cameos in ‘Parks and Rec,’ Ranked]( [The Five Best Comedies to Watch on Prime Video Right Now]( [The 15 Best Props, Gimmicks and Recurring Gags in the History of Late Night]( [5 Ways the Natural World Stops Tech From Working]( [All the Cut ‘SNL’ Bits Dusted Off for ‘Late Night with Seth Meyers’]( [15 Ways We’re Destroying Our Relationships, According to Science]( [Adam Sandler Netflix Movies, Ranked]( [15 Sparkling Chunks of Info We Dug Up Last Week]( [‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Cold Opens, Ranked]( [Variants of Rick and Morty, Ranked]( [15 Headlines That Fried Our Logic Circuits]( TWEET OF THE DAY [fb]( [tw]( [yt]( [Logomark_DIGITAL_Red_50X50-px]( [insta png]( [tiktok png]( [ARTICLES]( | [PICTOFACTS]( | [Videos]( Literally media Ltd. 190 West St, Suite 17B, Brooklyn NY 11222 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. This email was sent to {EMAIL} [why did I get this?]( [unsubscribe from this list]( [update subscription preferences]( Literally Media · 190 West St Ste 17B · Brooklyn, NY 11222-3855 · USA

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