Iâm not going to stand in judgment of anyone who buys her skin-care line.Even if it costs $630.Â
[READER]( At the moment, Iâm surprisingly obsessed with Kim Kardashianâs latest ventureâher skin-care line. The one made from stuff like âniacinamide, glycolic and lactic acid, shea butter and squalene.â And costs $630. And about which [she recently said]( âIf you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might.â I say I'm surprisingly obsessed with her skin-care line âcause I realize Iâm not the sort of guy youâd think would care about such things. I mean, look at me, people! But I am sympathetic to people who are. In many ways, the brouhaha over Kimâs product reminds me of long-ago conversations I had with my father. This goes back to a time in the early 70s when all I wanted in regard to fashion was two pairs of Chuck Taylors. Black high-tops and white low-tops. Which I dreamed of wearing in rotationâblack highs one day, white lows the nextâas I walked through the halls of my Evanston high school. Alas, my dream was nixed by my father, who, you might say, put the old in old school. He said there was no difference between Chuck Taylor and whatever knock-off brand they sold at Sears. Which is where he took me to buy sneakers. Said Iâd been brainwashed by clever marketing. Said he wasnât going to throw away his moneyâand he was the one who paid the sneaker bills back thenâon advertising. To prove his point he quoted a guy named Mr. Hallam, who lived down the street from us years before when we lived in Rhode Island. By coincidence, Mr. Hallam was a salesman for a sneakers company. Apparently, he told my father what my father went on to tell me: Thereâs no difference between one sneaker and another. Except for advertising. I think they were probably drunk when they had that conversationâlots of drinking in those daysâif they had that conversation at all. I mean, think about itâitâs awfully convenient to quote Mr. Hallam, a sneaker salesman, on the subject of sneakers. Especially since he wasn't around to refute it. Iâm not saying my father made it up, though, come to think of it, maybe thatâs exactly what he did. Anyway, he won and I lost the argument. And to Sears weâd go. Heâd buy me the knock-offs. And through the halls of Evanston High Iâd walk in shame, passing all the cooler kids in their Chuck Taylors. Oh, woe is me. So, Iâm not going to stand in judgment of anyone who buys Kim Kardashianâs skin-care line. Even if it costs $630. And you could find a knock-off brand thatâs just as good at, say, CVS. I apologize for that last line. It was the old school in me speaking. By the way, a few weeks after I got my first job, Iâd saved up enough money to buy two pairs of Chucksâone high, one low. Which I wore in rotation, as I walked through the halls of Evanston High. In my mind, I was as cool as Kim Kardashian. I realize she wasnât born yet. But you get the idea.
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