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This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a hardworking, high-achieving newsletter that is driven by fears of Bloomberg Opinionâs opinions. [Sign up here](. Todayâs Agenda - [Work]( is not an extreme sport.
- Google was forced to [abort](.
- Donât [blame]( the Supreme Court.
- The sun is [baking]( us like a torte. The Fear of Being Fired No one should have to work on Leap Day. Like, Iâm half-tempted to get out of my ergonomic desk chair, leave this newsletter blank and go home. The only thing keeping me from doing that is fear: not that I might get poisoned by an [evil chocolate maker]( that lives in the walls, necessarily, though that is a [distinct possibility](, but that I would get fired. Fear is a powerful motivator. Thatâs the whole point of Sarah Green Carmichaelâs [column]( today. Whether itâs a fear of being replaced by AI or of returning to the office full-time, more and more people are [stressed]( and [anxious]( about work. And the dirty little secret? Thatâs just how employers like it. Sarah says elite companies are intentionally recruiting and hiring â[insecure overachievers](,â a phrase that talent professionals use to describe hardworking, high-achieving people who are driven by [fears of inadequacy](. The cookie-cutter formula for The Perfect Employee is often what you see vaguely defined in most job descriptions: They want a âdetail-oriented self-starterâ who is ânot afraid to take risks.â Someone who âthrives in a fast-paced environmentâ and has a âdemonstrated track record of problem-solving.â Oh, and they also need to be âopen to occasional evenings and weekends as needed to ensure project success and team collaboration.â âIf you fall into this camp, you may already be recognizing yourself,â Sarah writes. âMaybe you get glowing performance ratings yet worry youâre about to be fired. Maybe you think your familyâs affection or approval hinges on your success. Maybe you feel the need to overdeliver to justify how much you bill for each six-minute increment. Maybe people tell you to âlower your standardsâ or âremember whatâs most important.â And maybe burnout is starting to feel like a way of life.â On LinkedIn today, I [shared]( Sarahâs column with the status, âNever have I ever felt so called out before.â And you know what? Immediately after I posted it, I FELT INSECURE! What would people think of me? Would they laugh at my post? Would they call me a coward? And I asked myself these questions while knowing that very few people would read the post â itâs [LinkedIn](, after all. Even so: The fear of inadequacy was alive and well in my brain. âIt can be hard to tell where company culture ends and [our own choices begin](,â Sarah writes. If youâve ever joined a Zoom call in the middle of a family vacation or in the middle of the night, thatâs probably a choice you made of your own volition. And itâs a mindset that, I would argue, takes root in college. Just the other day, a Reneé Rap concert-goer was [caught]( with her iPad in the crowd because she had to hand in a school assignment. And Iâve seen New Yorkers standing outside restaurants with a laptop, trying to perfect a PowerPoint. âInstead of praising employees who overdeliver, managers should point out when a color-coded spreadsheet or a 100-slide PowerPoint was a poor use of precious time,â Sarah argues. Speaking of precious time: This morning, one of my colleagues joked that the âinsecure overachieversâ are probably wishing for a February 30th. At least Iâm not that delusional. A Rushed Job In case you missed Elon Muskâs [150+ tweets]( about it, Google has a secret vendetta against White people! Or thatâs what he wants you to believe, at least. The Tesla CEO [called]( Googleâs new chatbot Gemini âinsane,â âracistâ and âanti-civilizationalâ after it started to spit out images of female popes, Black Vikings, indigenous founding fathers and other [concerning things](: Although Google has since [apologized and paused]( the feature, people are still apoplectic over the âwokeâ technology. Yet any diagnosis that Google is suffering from some kind of corporate woke mind virus is incorrect. âIn reality, the issue is that the company did a shoddy job overcorrecting on tech that [used to skew racist](,â Parmy Olson [writes](. In 2021, the search engineâs photo-tagging tool started [mislabeling]( Black people as apes. Obviously, this was bad. Google shut down that feature and [fired]( some people for the blunder. Fast-forward to today, and Gemini is cranking out images of World War II German soldiers who are Black and Asian. Also not a good look! And it got people speculating that Googleâs woke ethics team is running its AI. In reality, Parmy says, itâs the opposite: That team is being [being ignored]( in an attempt to beat [Microsoft and OpenAI](âs generative web search efforts. And Google isnât alone in its rushed job: Remember last year, when Microsoftâs wildly unhinged chatbot told a New York Times columnist that [it was in love with him](? Really, the lesson here is that Big Tech needs to slow down. Bonus You Need to Slow Down Reading: TikTok Shop is one of the scammiest e-commerce sites out there. [Itâs an insult to users]( and hurts its business. â Dave Lee Against the Clock Whatâs the opposite of a rushed job? I humbly propose the case of former President Donald Trumpâs immunity claim: - The case concerns conduct that happened on Jan. 6, 2021
- Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed Special Counsel Jack Smith on Nov. 18, 2022
- Smithâs team indicted Trump on Aug. 1, 2023
- The appellate court ruled that Trump is not immune on Feb. 6, 2024
- The Supreme Court will consider Trumpâs case the week of April 22, 2024 The attack on the US Capitol was three years, one month and 24 days ago, yet itâs looking like a Supreme Court decision on Trumpâs immunity wonât come until late June, and his trial would start after that (and possibly after the election). âItâs frustrating that the process is taking so long,â Noah Feldman [writes]( (free read). But as tempting as it may be to point your finger at the court and say, âWhatâs the holdup, SCOTUS?â Noah counsels against it. âIt is the timing of the prosecution, not the Supreme Courtâs calendar, that explains why the timeline is now so short to get Trump tried before Election Day.â Look at those bullet points above again. The Biden administration appointed Smith in the fall of 2022 â a year and 10 months after Jan. 6. Thatâs a substantially bigger gap than the three-ish month period between the appeals court decision and the Supreme Courtâs late-April hearing. âIt would be better, of course, if the court would rule expeditiously,â Noah writes. âBut itâs not the courtâs responsibility to speed up Trumpâs trial.â Thatâs a lesson we all seem to be learning the hard way. Telltale Charts Each morning on my way to work, I walk by a park. In late January, there was a smattering of hot-pink roses in the dirt. Today, daffodils were in bloom. What happened to winter? Global warming, thatâs what: Mark Gongloff [notes that]( this January was the [worldâs warmest]( since at least 1850, and this February is [on track]( to follow suit. In Chicago, temperatures reached 74 degrees Fahrenheit this week. And in Texas, a [bizarre winter heat wave]( elevated temperatures to 100F. America is in the midst of a [snow drought](, with ski resorts shutting down in [Indiana]( and [golf courses]( opening in Wisconsin. Year-round flowers might be pretty, but this chart is not: Conor Sen has some [advice]( for homeowners: If you need to sell your house, itâs time to hustle. And if youâre looking to buy a house, Allison Schrager [says]( you should break up with your real estate agent. Before the internet, you couldnât purchase a house without a real estate agent, just like you couldnât buy a plane ticket without a travel agent. Now, you donât really need either, since you can shop for flights and homes online. But the real transformation for real estate is yet to come. Allison argues: Last fall, a jury ruled that sellers in the US are no longer required to pay the buyersâ broker. So far, not much has changed. Eventually, she predicts, there will be less work and money for brokers because their services arenât always required. Further Reading To help Ukraine, Europe needs to be [shell-stocked](. â Bloombergâs editorial board Macyâs needs to get go of its [middle-class fantasy]( before itâs too late. â Leticia Miranda Bezosâ and Zuckerbergâs [stock sales]( shouldn't make investors jittery. â Jonathan Levin Is Hong Kong over? The answer lies [beyond]( stock prices. â Andy Mukherjee Happy talk alone wonât [revive confidence]( in the Chinese economy. â Minxin Pei This is the [surest sign yet]( that the Schultz era at Starbucks is officially over. â Beth Kowitt ICYMI Sicily doesnât have [enough water]( to boil pasta. Brooklyn has a [sweatshop labor]( problem. The Kelce brothers hunt for a [massive podcast deal](. Kickers Chocolate makers try a new recipe: [less chocolate](. Thereâs nothing you canât do with [Jell-O](. Charli XCX [put this author]( on notice. Get ready to be blessed with three new [Nicole Kidman ads](. The [Willy Wonka-Animal Crossing]( collab you didnât know you needed. Notes: Please send Wonka Bars and feedback to Jessica Karl at jkarl9@bloomberg.net. [Sign up here]( and follow us on [Threads](, [TikTok](, [Twitter](, [Instagram]( and [Facebook](. Follow Us Like getting this newsletter? [Subscribe to Bloomberg.com]( for unlimited access to trusted, data-driven journalism and subscriber-only insights. Before itâs here, itâs on the Bloomberg Terminal. Find out more about how the Terminal delivers information and analysis that financial professionals canât find anywhere else. [Learn more](. Want to sponsor this newsletter? [Get in touch here](. You received this message because you are subscribed to Bloomberg's Opinion Today newsletter. If a friend forwarded you this message, [sign up here]( to get it in your inbox.
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