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This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a woke toxic masculinity-type palaver of Bloomberg Opinionâs opinions. [Sign up here](. Todayâs Agenda - Corporations need [a spring cleaning](.
- âSecond classâ gets a whole [new meaning](.
- The [results are in]( from Indonesiaâs convening.
- The [crime wave]( peaked while we were quarantining. Feeling Bloated Sometimes, itâs obvious when an organization has too much time on its hands. Have you seen some of these Valentineâs Day PR stunts? Pizza Hut is [peddling]( âGoodbye Pies.â Dennyâs is trying to make â[friends with bennys](â happen. And the Feline Rescue Association is running a â[neuter your ex](â campaign, which I honestly have no words for:
No feral cats were harmed in the making of this newsletter. Source: The Feline Rescue Association via Facebook Although Iâm all for supporting pet shelters, I canât help but imagine how many precious hours were wasted on these brainstorming sessions. So why, exactly, are so many [unnecessary]( Valentineâs Day promotions plaguing our timelines? Adrian Wooldridge [posits](, âfew people have built great careers by asking themselves what can I subtract rather than what can I add?â âClutter is as natural to organizational life as it is to domestic life,â Adrian notes. âManagerial hierarchies lengthen. Chief officers multiply and their support staff with them â chief diversity officers, chief compliance officers, chief sustainability officers, chief digital officers and many more, all with their egos and entourages. Meetings multiply. Memos bloviate. Forms thicken.â Perhaps itâs time to prune those long-winded reports, time-sucking meetings, and, yes, head-scratching ad campaigns. Interestingly, the very thing that ails the private sector may be a cure for Americaâs military: âLast fiscal year, all of the US armed forces other than the Marine Corps and the tiny Space Force failed to hit their recruiting [goals](,â James Stavridis [writes](. Obviously, this is not good. References to World War III in news stories are at [a 16-month high](! We need Uncle Sam to be armed and ready. And yet deployments on Navy aircraft carriers have gone from six months to eight or more as operational pressures mount. âItâs understandable that few people want to live on a crowded steel ship with 5,000 people and sail away from loved ones for close to a year,â he says. And with the economy booming, James writes that a lot of young people simply say, âI can do equally well in a civilian job without all the danger and hassle of military life.â Which, yeah: Sitting in a conference room to brainstorm a Valentineâs Day campaign sure sounds easier than boot camp. But the skillsets required to succeed in office and military life are closer than many think. In todayâs military, for instance, most jobs require tech skills â a fact thatâs largely under-marketed to perspective members. One former mariner told James his son and his friends werenât really considering the military because âthe commercials suck.â Gen Zers ought to be reminded that âmilitary life is not just service, but a fulfilling and rewarding career.â We need to send some SEO gurus and social media mavens over to the Pentagon. Theyâd create a buzzworthy campaign that would generate new recruits in no time â as long as it didnât involve neutering their ex. Bonus Pentagon Reading: The man who sits on the worldâs largest pile of wealth, part of which comes from Pentagon defense contracts, is now [actively working to thwart]( US foreign policy. â Marc Champion No Girls Allowed One of Australiaâs prestigious [all-boys schools]( is planning to become fully co-ed by 2033. Naturally, the parents of the boys are not happy about it: âBOYS WILL BECOME 2nd class citizens in their own school. CO-ED = LESS diversity,â read one [sign]( outside Newington College, which has educated a long list of [politicians and judges]( among others. One alumnus, whose son was also an [Old Newingtonian](, as its old boys are known, held back tears as he said heâd hoped to one day see a future grandson attend the 160-year-old institution in the cityâs inner-west. âBut I wonât bring him to a coed school,â he [told]( 9News. Another blamed the decision to go coeducational on âwoke toxic masculinity-type palaver.â Andreea Papuc [says]( the sexist backlash against allowing girls into the school is precisely the reason why they must be admitted. âIt is these young men who will go on to hold positions of power in business, finance, politics, law and the media, cementing [old boysâ networks](,â she writes. In their current form, these elite boys schools are glorified cocoons that nurture toxic masculinity and sexist behavior â similar to the [misogynistic communities]( that young men [often find]( online. Itâs interesting to see the language of the complaints â âwoke toxic masculinity-type palaver,â for instance â mirror the [harmful ideas]( spread by the [Andrew Tates]( of the world. Ever since the rise of the internet age, people have sought the opinions of like-minded individuals to reinforce their own beliefs, however harsh they may be. Social media enhanced the trend with the introduction of hyper-specialized algorithms that served to further divide, rather than unify. And AI may be more of the same, if this Parmy Olson [column]( is any indication. OpenAI [is rolling out]( a âmemory featureâ for ChatGPT, which means the chatbot will now store key details about its users to provide them with more personalized answers. âAs with so many tech innovations, what sounds cutting-edge and useful also has a dark flipside,â Parmy warns: âIt could blast another hole into our digital privacy and â just maybe â push us further into the echo chambers that social media forged.â If you were to, say, tell ChatGPT that you believe co-education means less diversity, your future queries might get answers that neglect to address the opposite sex â leaving you with a distorted view of the world. âOpenAI could tackle this by making sure ChatGPT offers diverse perspectives on political or social issues, even if they challenge a userâs prejudices,â Parmy says. If thatâs the case, letâs hope the all-boys school at least allows students to use chatbots. Telltale Charts Karishma Vaswani grew up in the former dictator [Suhartoâs]( Indonesia. âHe was a ruthless [autocrat](, who presided over these 17,000 islands with an iron fist, using the full force of the army to enforce his rule,â she [writes]( (free read). âJust under 26 years later, Indonesians look set to elect a president from that era, the former fiery general Prabowo Subianto.â Surprisingly, young people are unfazed by Prabowoâs [alleged]( human rights violations â they believe heâs a changed man. But âthis is generation of Indonesians cannot let the sacrifices of those who have gone before them go to waste,â Karishma warns. The next time you hear Donald Trump give a sweeping campaign speech about the VIOLENT CRIME WAVE sweeping the nation, take it with a grain of salt. Justin Fox [ran the numbers]( and found that the sharp increase in crime happened almost entirely under Trumpâs watch and started to decline not long after Joe Biden took over the White House. âI donât think presidents really determine homicide rates, but if you feel compelled to blame one of them, thereâs clearly more evidence of a Trump crime wave than a Biden one,â he writes. Iâm all for killing two birds with one stone, especially if those birds are obesity and depression. âAn analysis of some 4 million patient health records [showed that]( people prescribed a GLP-1 medicine for either diabetes or weight loss were less likely to experience anxiety and depression. For the 3 million diabetic patients included in the study, the effect held up for nearly every GLP-1 drug on the market,â Lisa Jarvis [writes]( (free read). Maybe it really is a miracle drug. Further Reading Free read: If you want to trade in the after-hours market the second the [Lyft press release]( hits the tape, the risk of typos is on you. â Matt Levine The EU is betting that a financial derivative can help its green-energy transition. Thereâs just [one problem](. â Bloombergâs editorial board Sure, SCOTUS could let lower court rulings stand on Trump. But that would be [a missed opportunity](. â Noah Feldman Mexico will need a much stronger economy if it wants to continue [the pesoâs bull run](. â Juan Pablo Spinetto Want to sell an electric vehicle? Try putting [a $420,000 price tag]( on it. â Tim Culpan Sothebyâs [new fee structure]( may be marketed as a price cut, but itâll cushion the houseâs coffers. â Aaron Brown Democrats and Republicans disagree on most everything, except [the need to curb borrowing](. â Clive Crook ICYMI There was [a shooting]( at the Super Bowl parade. Lyft, Uber and Deliveroo drivers [went on strike](. A lot of people [believe]( the Taylor Swift conspiracies. Trump sent Melania a very public [love letter](⦠...and so did [the White House](. Kickers New York City rats have [a home](. (h/t Mike Nizza) [Reality TV]( has little to do with love. Area man steals [statues]( for girlfriend. A [single stingray]( is pregnant with pups. The ECB is [too cringe](. (h/t Mark Gilbert for the last two kickers) Notes: Please send rat boots and feedback to Jessica Karl at jkarl9@bloomberg.net. [Sign up here]( and follow us on [Threads](, [TikTok](, [Twitter](, [Instagram]( and [Facebook](. Follow Us Like getting this newsletter? [Subscribe to Bloomberg.com]( for unlimited access to trusted, data-driven journalism and subscriber-only insights. Before itâs here, itâs on the Bloomberg Terminal. Find out more about how the Terminal delivers information and analysis that financial professionals canât find anywhere else. [Learn more](. Want to sponsor this newsletter? [Get in touch here](. 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