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This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the spilled remains of what used to be a snack-sized baggie of Bloomberg Opinionâs opinions. [Sign up here](. Todayâs Agenda - Bidenâs campaign should [pivot to pot](.
- Donât blame pollution on [volcanic snot](.Â
- [Working mothers]( need to balance a lot.
- [Inflation data]( provides food for thought. A Dope Idea What if Joe Biden got really into weed? No, not the kind of weed heâs harvesting below â although itâs a very sweet gesture â but weed weed, the kind the DEA has [dozens of euphemisms]( for. Photos by Sarah Silbiger/Getty Images The presidentâs weaknesses, as Francis Wilkinson [points out]( (free read), are his age and âhis failure to connect with many young voters.â That was also the case in 2020, Francis notes, except now Biden is the incumbent, âand polls consistently show him struggling.â In head-to-head polls, Trump is often beating Biden in swing states. Given those suboptimal odds, Jonathan Bernstein [says]( (also a free read), the president is in need of a pivot, and marijuana could be it. Biden is âstuck straddling the middle when his party and public opinion have already decided the issue,â he writes. In his own party, support for legalization is at 87%, while public support for it lands just below that: Most Americans donât blink an eye when they see someone ripping a doobie in the middle of the park, so why not come out in support of legalizing it? Endorsing the recreational use of pot would be extremely uncontroversial, but it would bring big upsides: Biden could make his stoner voters happy and leave Republicans scrambling to respond. âThereâs even a ready-made playbook for rolling out the new position,â Jonathan explains. In 2012, Biden helped then-President Barack Obama craft his message on marriage equality. Americansâ views on same-sex unions had [evolved]( over years, similar to whatâs happened with marijuana. âNo single policy position will decide an election, but on the margins taking the popular side of a 70/30 issue that splits the other party is certainly a net plus with voters,â he writes. Iâm not expecting Biden and Xi to split a spliff when they meet in San Francisco today â although it might help them achieve that [much-needed bonding moment]( Andreas Kluth says they require. But betting on bud could be the presidentâs golden ticket to a second term in the White House. And who wouldnât want to cement their place in history as being the Willy Wonka of Weed? Bonus Biden Reading: At todayâs summit, specific deliverables arenât the point. The US and China need to [re-establish]( a minimum of trust. â Bloombergâs editorial board The Floor Is Lava The Fargradalsfjall volcano spews molten lava on in 2021. The amount of magma underground today far exceeds what was observed here, suggesting there could be a much larger discharge this time around. Photographer: Sean Gallup/Getty Images Europe In Merriam-Webster, a [volcano]( is described as âsomething of explosively violent potential.â The same goes for misinformation. Peopleâs constant desire to spew toxic garbage from their mouths certainly has explosive implications. Take the [simmering volcano]( in Grindavik, Iceland. Hundreds of recent earthquakes have forced the nearby [fishing village]( to evacuate. Scientists are saying it could erupt any day now. And when it does, idiots on the internet are claiming that it will dump more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than all humans put together. Itâs a complete lie, and Iâm having trouble understanding the rationale behind it. Like, whatâs the endgame here? Ban the volcanoes? Cancel them like Bill Cosby? These things have been baked into the earthâs crust for [billions of years](. Theyâre gonna belch whether we like it or not. Plus, theyâre not actually that bad for the environment compared to Homo sapiens. âVolcanoes do inject carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases into the atmosphere, but humansâ addiction to fossil fuels is more than [100 times]( as polluting,â Mark Gongloff [writes](. Even so, once that volcano rumor exploded online, there was no way to put the lava of lies back into the mountain. Itâs out there, and now we can only repair the damage. With charts like this, I hope: Consider the most famous volcano in recent history: The 1980 eruption of Mount Saint Helens in Washington State spewed [10 million tons]( of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. âCompanies and people produce as much carbon every two and a half hours just going about their daily business of moving Taylor Swift from concert to concert, manufacturing Squishmallows, vacationing in Iceland and what-not,â Mark writes. In that light, maybe itâs not a bad thing that the Blue Lagoon â Icelandâs version of Disneyland âis closed]( through Nov. 30 because of the Grindavik volcano. Based on my back-of-the-napkin math, about 84,000 [tourists]( will be missing out on the opportunity to float in the hot stew of human bodies. Maybe theyâll end up [vacationing]( closer to home! That sounds like [a big win]( for the environment. The Bag Yesterday I went to work without a purse. I just stuffed everything I needed â keys, AirPods, wallet, Chapstick â into the pockets of my denim jacket. I do this fairly often because I ⦠can? Nobody is stopping me from being a heathen! And I really donât need that much stuff to go to and from the office. But I understand that the ability to go bagless is a privilege. And the moms who read this newsletter know why. You see, every mom owns The Bag. You know the one: It has compartments, which are the key to survival. It holds not one, but two types of snacks â possibly pretzels and a canister of those organic baby puffs that look like stars. Thereâs a mini hand sanitizer and a travel-size pack of wipes. There are tissues for the inevitable runny noses. Thereâs a cloth book for spontaneous story time. Thereâs an emergency change of clothes (for both adult and child). Thereâs gotta be a diaper or two. Is that a container of floss I see? Oh, and letâs not forget the ointment the pediatrician prescribed â thatâs been in there since January. Thereâs most certainly a toy â well, parts of a toy that broke in transit. Then thereâs the massive water bottle and the lipstick that hasnât been worn since the birth of your first child and the spilled remains of what used to be a snack-sized baggie of Cheerios. When reading Beth Kowittâs [column today](, I couldnât help but think about The Bag. Last Monday, Beth returned to work from maternity leave after having her second child. âGetting back into the groove of doing my job has been the easy part,â she writes. âFiguring out how to get everyone in the family to where they need to be with at least some semblance of all the stuff they require is, to put it politely, utter chaos. Iâve already worked a whole day by the time I arrive at the office to start my actual paid job.â Beth is not alone in her experience. Day in and day out, women in this world are carrying The Bag and their careers. Remote work â and all the flexibility it brought â alleviated some of this burden. But now, working from home is increasingly looking like the new â[mommy track](.â Just listen to what the boss is saying, Beth writes: Blackstoneâs CEO says remote workers â[didnât work as hard](â during the pandemic. Jamie Dimon doesnât know â[how you can be a leader](â and work from home. And Elon Musk says WFH is â[morally wrong](.â âTo this group of White male CEOs, the ideal worker still seems to be one who can come into the office five days a week and is on call 24/7. Most of the time, thatâs someone who looks a lot like them,â she writes. None of these people understand what itâs like to carry The Bag! That fact â not WFH â is whatâs morally wrong. Telltale Charts I canât pass up an opportunity to brag about the Northeast, so hereâs[a map]( from John Authers about how weâre crushing inflation compared to the rest of the country. Part of that has to do with wealth: âInflation is higher in poorer states, and lower in wealthier ones,â he explains. But hopefully those states will catch up soon enough: âThe latest numbers were very encouraging for anyone who wanted to see inflation fall,â he writes, noting âthe various sophisticated statistical measures that have grown prominent in the last three years all point in the same direction â downward.â Itâs no secret that the US is addicted to debt. Weâre $33.7 trillion deep at this point, and itâs getting harder to harder to ignore. Then again, maybe weâre looking at this all wrong, the way some people fail to appreciate Jackson Pollock or Georgia OâKeeffe. âWhile everyone is focused on the spending side of the equation, perhaps the way out of this debt quagmire is on the economic side. In that sense, the years immediately following World War II offer some valuable lessons,â Karl Smith [writes](. Further Reading How much do America's top 1% [actually make](? Not what you might think. â Tyler Cowen Israel is [playing the role]( that Hamas assigned to it. â Marc Champion Foxconnâs iPhone boom is waning. It needs to [shoot for the stars]( instead. â Tim Culpan That press release about [WeWorkâs rescue]( wasnât real. â Matt Levine Americaâs [era of bad vibes]( could end up hurting the entire world. â Adrian Wooldridge Glencore is making a big, planet-wrecking [bet on coal](. â Javier Blas SVBâs collapse encouraged regulators to be radical, but [not like this](. â Paul J. Davies ICYMI More Americans are getting their [news on TikTok](. New Yorkâs[heat pump experiment]( is worrying renters. Medical studies are way [too White](. Formula 1âs [Las Vegas race]( is off to a rocky start. New York is [suing]( Pepsi for pollution. Kickers Swifties discovered Travis Kelceâs [old tweets]( ⦠[haha](. Gwyneth Paltrowâs ski trial is now [a musical](. (h/t Beth Kowitt) How David Zaslav [blew up]( Hollywood. (h/t Mike Nizza) A $7,000 cheeseboard? The math is [not mathing](. This is the most iconic way to make [a sandwich](:
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