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This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a Grand Slam of Bloomberg Opinionâs opinions. [Sign up here](. Todayâs Agenda - The Fedâs [path]( forward.
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- Jewelry [trends]( change.
- [Coffee cups]( canât save the planet. Heâs Not Going to Like This Movie I watched a rather frustrating [rom-com]( this past weekend, Meet Cute. One minute, Kaley Cuoco and Pete Davidson are eating at an Indian restaurant in the East Village. The next, theyâre walking past Janeâs Carousel in Brooklyn Bridge Park â an impossibility, logistically speaking. All told, I think they traversed from Manhattan to Brooklyn more than four times in a single evening. Perhaps youâve experienced something similar when watching a movie that features a subject familiar to you. You know the landmarks. You know the logistics. Thereâs simply no way for you to suspend your disbelief and enjoy the movie. Which, of freaking course, leads me to The Federal Reserve: Softest Landing Known to Man, a movie I just made up. Letâs say our columnist Mohamed A. El-Erian decides to go see this movie, which follows Jerome Powell (played by Pierce Brosnan) on his heroâs journey to administer the Fedâs most concentrated set of rate increases in decades. Itâs a rather [impressive tale](, with headline consumer-price inflation falling from a stunning 9.1% in June 2022 to 3.2% in July 2023. The movie concludes with the leader of the worldâs most powerful central bank declaring that the hiking cycle is over. It even hints at a sequel â The Rate Cuts â which is slated to start filming as early as next year. But as Mohamed watches the credits roll, heâs annoyed: He knows the core CPI benchmarks. Heâs read the FOMC transcripts. Thereâs simply no way for him to suspend his disbelief and enjoy the movie. The current inflation battle is far more nuanced than Softest Landing would have it. In reality, Mohamed writes, there are [two scenarios]( for the ending of the real-life tale of Jay Powell and the Fed, which has yet to be written: The good one, where inflation does indeed fall all the way to 2% and the Fed can announce that it slayed the dragon, with little cost to growth or financial stability. And the bad one, where he says the âeconomy may well experience an uptick in the widely reported annual headline inflation number in the next few months,â causing a whole host of other headaches. Mohammed, seeing and knowing all these complexities, is still hopeful for a happy ending. Heâs just not sure weâre going to get one. Sadly, itâs still too soon for this particular drama to hit the theaters yet. Letâs just hope that the Fedâs final script will be more of a feel-good movie and not a horror film. That, we could not bear (or afford) to watch. Bonus Central Bank Reading: - A [pause in rate hikes]( wonât mean Europeâs inflation battle is over. â Marcus Ashworth
- The Fed's bank capital [proposal]( isnât the right answer. â Bill Dudley Heâs Not Going to Invade Taiwan Listen, Iâm not a president of anything. I write a newsletter. The last thing I searched on Google was how to bake [a potato](. So when I ask this question, please take it with a gajillion grains of salt: Is it really a good idea for the president of the United States to tell the entire world that he doubts China can invade Taiwan?? Thatâs like Coco Gauffâs [haters]( telling her she couldnât win a Grand Slam!! She could, and she did. You see, the CIA is pretty confident that Chinese President Xi Jinping expects his army will be able to invade Taiwan as soon as 2027. âBut one cannot wholly rule out a confrontation earlier than 2027 if the Chinese were to calculate that the US and its allies were unprepared, and that the element of surprise would compensate for Chinese unreadiness,â Niall Ferguson [warns](. At the same time, âXiâs current preference for maintaining state control over liberalizing the economy â and his objections to consumption-driven growth â may very well plunge the country into a period of sustained deflation,â Charles Dunst, author of the new book [Defeating the Dictators](, tells Tobin Harshaw. Over the weekend, Biden told reporters that Xi âhas his hands full right nowâ with the economy. He added: âI donât think itâs going to cause China to invade Taiwan, matter of fact the opposite, probably doesnât have the same capacity as it had before.â Niall argues that Biden faces similar troubles on his own turf: âWhat was a $19.9 trillion debt when Donald Trump was inaugurated is now close to a $32.3 trillion debt,â he writes. A war between the US and China with their current balance sheets would be financially irresponsible, if not catastrophic. Plus, the two countries canât have champagne taste â standoff missiles, harpoons, tomahawks and warships â on a beer budget: Back in the 1960s, as the Soviets played a game of nuclear capacity catch-up with the US, the phrase âmutually assured destructionâ was born. In the words of Henry Kissinger, âvulnerability contributed to peace, and invulnerability contributed to war.â Today, the US and China are on the precipice of a different kind of terror: a mutually assured financial destruction. âIn the case of a showdown over Taiwan, the US might impose financial sanctions on China â but the effect would be to impose a form of secondary financial sanctions on itself,â Niall notes. Truth be told, both Biden and Xiâs hands are tied in the same knot, and no press conference can untie it. Sheâs Not Going to Jared Speaking of tying knots! The main issue with Signet Jewelers â the owner of Kay, Jared and Zales â is that itâs marketing love. Just look at these slogans: âEvery Kiss Begins with Kay.â âDare To Be Devoted.â âHe Went To Jared.â âZales: The Diamond Store." Aside from being blatantly heteronormative, these marriage-coded taglines feel tired. Weâve got kisses, devotion, diamonds â the mass-produced Hallmark Channel love-fest formula is all there. But shoppers donât want that! They want dainty pearl necklaces from artists on Etsy and second-hand watches from TheRealReal. Savvy jewelers know this, which is why theyâre de-emphasizing the bridal business and focusing on shoppers who want to splurge on some gold hoops after getting that promotion. And yet Leticia Miranda says Signet is still dead-set on selling engagement rings â one of numerous missteps thatâs led to a streak of weak earnings results. Signetâs slogans stand in sharp contrast with successful jewelers such as [Pandora]( (whose stock gained about 42% this year) and [Mejuri](, which boasts the tagline âBuy yourself the damn diamond.â Romance rituals are changing, Leticia explains: âValentineâs Day has [become less of a moment]( to buy fine jewelry. Couples are choosing to celebrate anniversaries in new ways â experiences, homemade gifts, dinner â instead of a $400 silver heart necklace that shoppers once would have purchased at the mall.âHe may have gone to Jared, but sheâs certainly not. Read [the whole thing](. Telltale Chart Remember those heinous [colostomy coffee bags]( that were cropping up in New York City this summer? The ones I introduced to you a few weeks back in [this very newsletter](? Well!!! I have an update for you, [courtesy of]( David Fickling: âThe argument in favor of such Capri Sun bags â â[flexible packaging](,â to use the industry jargon â is that manufacturing them uses about half the energy and less than half the materials used in rigid plastic bottles. At the same time, manufacturing isnât the be-all and end-all. For instance, less than 1% of flexible packaging gets [recycled](, compared to more than 40% of rigid packaging.â In other words, itâs a mixed bag â for both your coffee and the environment. David says regulation is needed so that consumers can see the environmental credentials of the packaging itself, similar to how food labels provide information about a productâs ingredients, allergen risks and health benefits. Further Reading Uhh, what happens when [the price]( of solar and wind projects goes up rather than down? â Matthew Yglesias A [juicy new book]( from Rory Stewart delves into the UKâs era of disastrous politics. â Adrian Wooldridge What a rapperâs six-week [jail sentence]( says about racism in Singapore. â Karishma Vaswani Want to speed up the renewables energy transition? Normalize â[climate hacks](.â â Danny Kennedy Pssst! Stocks are on sale in the UK â that is, if you know [where to look](. â Merryn Somerset Webb ICYMI Generic drugs are getting [expensive](. is getting under [Volkswagen](âs skin. Popeyes tries to keep its [chicken sando]( magic alive. Barstoolâs âburnerâ Twitter accounts are [in trouble](. Smucker bought a boatload of [Twinkies](. Kickers How an egg autographed in 1951 turned into [a heartfelt tale](. (h/t Ellen Kominers) Stop trying so hard: 85% is the best [number]( for productivity. Pumpkin spice fatigue has us side-eying [the apple](. New Yorkers take their French fries [very seriously](. Ribbons and bows are high fashionâs [hidden tax](. Notes: Please send Balthazar fries and feedback to Jessica Karl at jkarl9@bloomberg.net. [Sign up here]( and follow us on [Threads](, [TikTok](, [Twitter](, [Instagram]( and [Facebook](. Follow Us Like getting this newsletter? [Subscribe to Bloomberg.com]( for unlimited access to trusted, data-driven journalism and subscriber-only insights. Before itâs here, itâs on the Bloomberg Terminal. Find out more about how the Terminal delivers information and analysis that financial professionals canât find anywhere else. [Learn more](. Want to sponsor this newsletter? [Get in touch here](. 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