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Todayâs Agenda
- There must be a reason more people [arenât clamoring to get on social media](.
- There must be a reason [Teslaâs stock tumbled today](.
- There must be a reason we now have [Thirsty Thursday](.
- There must be a reason Trump is [surrounded by so many troublesome]( figures.
- There must be a reason [the British pound]( hates [a no-deal Brexit](.
Anti-Social Media
Social media sites have a problem. They want to be open to all, to fulfill their higher-order goals of âconnecting the worldâ or whatever and their lower-order goals of âmaking money.â But many have gotten so full of Nazis, conspiracy theorists and other horrible people/bots that they have become a big drag for everybody else. That helps explain why Facebook Inc., Twitter Inc. and Snap Inc. reported [disappointing user-growth]( numbers recently, writes Shira Ovide.  All three suffered in the short term as they tried to pretty up the user experience. But the numbers were weakening even before that:
Notably, Facebook (but not Twitter) joined Apple Inc. and Alphabet Inc.âs YouTube in banning screamy conspiracy-theorist/grieving-parent-horror show Alex Jones. He is objectively awful. But none of the tech giants that tossed him were willing to spell out exactly why heâs terrible, raising questions about [how seriously they will police such people](, Bloombergâs editors write. If they donât, then user growth might keep slowing down. If they do, then theyâll limit their growth anyway. But that may be a fair price for maturity.
Bonus Reading: More dispatches from [the free-speech wars](. â Stephen Carter
The Musk of Trouble
The fallout from Elon Muskâs Tuesday tweetstorm about taking Tesla Inc. private has gotten more serious, with the [Securities and Exchange Commission asking]( whether Musk really had âfunding securedâ as he tweeted. Teslaâs stock fell today, erasing Tuesdayâs gains. If Musk wasnât telling the truth, then he [broke the law](, points out Matt Levine.Â
Saudi Arabia could be a source of the funding Tesla would need. But that countryâs disproportional, Joe-Pescian freakout over Canadaâs mild human-rights criticism should [unnerve all Saudi business partners]( â including the half-Canadian Musk, writes Lionel Laurent.Â
Bonus Tesla reading:
- Musk has valid complaints about the stock market, but we should reform it, [not remove companies like Tesla]( from it. â Nir Kaissar
Thirsty Thursday in M&A Land
Youâve heard of Merger Monday â when deals get announced after M&A bankers hammer them out on Sundays. Well, today was Thirsty Thursday, where frustrated deal partners fumed about what might have been.
Viacom Inc., the Gallant to CBS Corp.âs [Goofus](, reported solid quarterly earnings today. But it would still have a better long-term future [merging with CBS](, writes Tara Lachapelle. Unfortunately, the latter company is still hunkering down around its merger-averse CEO, Les Moonves, who has been accused of sexual misconduct. [Tara has questions](Â about this.
Meanwhile, the admittedly ridiculously named [Tronc looks like itâs about to get a much bigger takeover]( bid than one it rejected from Gannett Co. â in what Brooke Sutherland calls a "deeply depressing" reward for âbad corporate governance.â Meanwhile, former Tronc parent Tribune Media Co. has sued its would-be merger partner, Sinclair Broadcast Group Inc., accusing it of being so terrible at handling regulators that it managed to sour Trumpâs FCC on a deal that would have launched an armada of Trump-friendly local TV stations. But both will be in other deals soon, Brooke writes.
Finally, Rite-Aid Corp. and Albertsons Cos. were licking their wounds after calling off their deal Wednesday night. Itâs just as well, Sarah Halzack and Max Nisen write: These two companies were about to be corporate examples of the 12-Step-group warning that â[two sickies donât make a welly.](â
Surviving in Trumpâs Swamp
What is it about President Donald Trump that people in his orbit keep getting themselves, and him, into so much trouble?
Take Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross. Please. With the departure of former EPA chief Scott Pruitt (condo deal, lotion, tactical pants), Ross is now [the biggest Swamp Survivor]( in the Trump administration, writes Tim OâBrien. Forbes this week reported Ross may be [âone of the biggest grifters in American history.](â He was already so knee-deep in conflicts of interest, Tim notes, âitâs a wonder that he has managed to outlast Pruitt. Then again, he's just been following the president's lead when it comes to ignoring financial conflicts.â Click [here to read it all](.
Then thereâs Rep. Chris Collins, Trumpâs first supporter in Congress, now charged with insider trading. Joe Nocera writes the Collins allegations are awfully reminiscent of those that got [Martha Stewart sent to jail](. Matt Levine believes this calls for a new rule: âif you are already under a federal ethics investigation about your ownership or promotion of a stock, donât insider trade that stock. ⦠[Especially not at a congressional picnic](!âÂ
Meanwhile, you have to ask why [so many Trump people secretly record]( him, writes Jonathan Bernstein. The latest is former reality star and Trump aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman, who taped conversations with Trump and now has a tell-all book about her time in the White House. It probably wonât be the last.
Letâs Donât Make a No-Deal Brexit
The British pound should be having a moment. The Bank of England is raising interest rates, and the UK economy is not completely dead yet. But the pound has been, uh, pounded lately:
Mark Gilbert suggests this reflects growing worries about the [possibility of a no-deal Brexit](, which would hammer the pound even more severely.
Brexiters argue a no-deal Brexit would be no big deal, merely putting UK trade with Europe under WTO rules, which would be totally fine and non-disruptive. But Therese Raphael explains all the reasons [a no-deal Brexit would indeed be a disaster](.Â
Chart Attack
No wonder [Californians believe in global warming](, writes Justin Fox:
Among streaming-TV devices, little [Roku Inc. dominates](, writes Tara Lachapelle:
Quick Hits
Congress should end its ban on [college performance data]( so students can make informed choices. â Bloombergâs Editors
Hong Kongâs [IPO boom is losing steam]( after delivering a lot of pain to investors. â Nisha GopalanÂ
[Loss aversion]( is no fallacy. â Barry Ritholtz
Puerto Ricoâs [biggest bond-market test]( is still ahead. â Brian Chappatta
DACA will be the [next big immigration fight]( â and it could be one of Brett Kavanaughâs first Supreme Court cases. â Noah Feldman
ICYMI
Puerto Rico said the death toll from Hurricane Maria [could top 1400](. Russia blasted [new U.S. sanctions](. New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy returned from vacation to [face furious commuters](.Â
Kickers
On Saturday, NASA will launch [the fastest spacecraft ever]( to the Sun. Sadly, itâs too late to hitch a ride.
Geoengineering may [not help solve global warming]( â without killing crops.
Dark energy may be [incompatible with string theory](.
Driverless car technology could [help find unmarked graves](.
What would have won a [âMost Popularâ Oscar]( in years past?
Watch the [trailer for âFree Solo,â]( about the unbelievable free-solo climb of El Capitan.
Note: Please send Oscars, suggestions and kicker ideas to Mark Gongloff at mgongloff1@bloomberg.net.
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