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- [Coffee in China]( is a major fad.
- This [Alzheimerâs gene]( is very bad.
- A price on [carbon emissions]( would be rad. Appleâs Ozempic Era Which would you say is thinner: the [new iPad]( or Kim Kardashianâs [waist](? Because honestly, I canât decide: Promoting unrealistic body standards is something Iâve (sadly) come to expect from events like the Met Gala. But her waist is seemingly tinier than her neck! Sheâs BARELY breathing. I donât know how itâs physically ⦠possible? Which, maybe itâs not: âWhereâd Kim put her internal organs?â one Instagram user [asked]( The Cut. Itâs as if she got a sneak peek at Tim Cookâs [latest product launch]( â a 13-inch iPad Pro with a depth of just 5.1 millimeters â and told him, âhold my beer.â But unlike Kimâs overly-cinched waist, the thinnest Apple product ever is a welcome innovation. The last significant update to the iPad Pro happened over five years ago in 2018. âThis is a chance for a revival of a product that shows great promise but has always felt artificially constrained,â Dave Lee [writes]( (free read). By âartificially constrained,â he means that Apple purposefully built its tablet to be sliiightly inferior to its computers so customers would still be tempted to buy MacBooks. It sounds sneaky! And slightly evil! But unless Apple considers âminutes spent watching Peppa Pig rerunsâ as a KPI, the strategy kinda backfired: âIf you ever see an iPad âin the wild,â itâs just as likely to be in the clutches of a toddler rather than a businessperson or student,â Dave explains. As much as we love to observe the [strange behavior]( of Gen Alphaâs [iPad kids](, they are not money makers for Apple. And the reason for that is obvious: Parents have little need to update these devices from one kiddo to the next. Todayâs announcement is Appleâs attempt to shift the narrative and tell people that these iPads are the Honey Nut Cheerios (not the [Trix](!) of consumer tech: a crowd-pleaser for adults and kids. But even if the thinnest product yet does spur sales (which, letâs be real, it will), Dave says âthe mass appeal of the iPad will remain sorely lacking until Apple throws off the shackles and creates a genuinely portable computer â the device that Jobs envisioned [in 2010](.â I wish I could say the same about the mass appeal of a certain snatched celebrity, but alas. Bonus Apple Reading: The Magnificent Sevenâs [performance]( propelled the S&P 500 despite setbacks from Tesla and Meta. â John Authers [Me Espresso]( Is Getting Expensive The funny thing about [the above tweet]( is that until recently, most people in China didnât even know what espresso tasted like. The not-so-funny thing about it is that we have an overly simplistic view of communism in the West, which Karishma Vaswani [can explain]( to you in detail (for free!). But back to beans in Beijing: Fifteen years ago, coffee culture in China was virtually nonexistent. It was tea time, all the time. Fast-forward to today, and [coffee]( is [all the rage](. China is now the worldâs seventh largest coffee consumer and has even more [branded coffee shops]( than the caffeine-addled US. This year, a new Starbucks will open in the country every other day. At the same time, Javier Blas [says]( âthe cost of robusta coffee, the bean variety used in instant coffee and some espresso blends, has surged 60% over the past year, reaching recently its highest in nearly half a century.â Commodity traders will tell you the price spike is because of bad weather in Vietnam, which is true. But Javier says Chinaâs new taste for the beverage is also a major culprit. The fact that Sabrina Carpenter [has a chokehold]( on the entire universe probably doesnât help, either, but I digress. The time to stock up on coffee beans is now, since Javier says that jump in wholesale costs will soon be reflected on grocery store shelves. For long time, âcoffee was one of the few commodities that one could still analyze without paying much attention to China. Thatâs not the case anymore.â Read [the whole thing]( while itâs still piping hot. Bonus China Reading: - Xi Jinpingâs [first European tour]( in five years may look like a honeymoon, but itâs anything but. â Lionel Laurent
- The China trade is back; just look at [the sharp jump]( in Hong Kongâs stock market. â Shuli Ren Telltale Charts Uhhh would you wanna get tested to see if you had an Alzheimerâs gene? Chris Hemsworth did in 2022, and [he found out]( that he carried two copies of the gene. But not everyone wants to make that discovery at such a young age. âOn the one hand, without a treatment to disrupt the course of the disease, the results might simply cause anxiety,â Lisa Jarvis [writes](. âOn the other, people could make lifestyle changes, prepare for a future where they might need long-term care, or even seek out a clinical trial.â If youâre on the fence about it, a [new paper]( in Nature Medicine might convince you to call the doctor: A group of neurologists found that patients with two copies of a gene called APOE4 arenât just at risk of Alzheimerâs â they are almost certain to develop it by the time theyâre 65. Carbon trading is kinda weird because âemissions reductions arenât fungible like physical commodities: A ton from a country with weak [oversight]( might not be worth much; a tree-saving offset can go up in [smoke]( or be an outright [fraud](. Prices range as low as $1 per ton for the shoddiest offsets, good for only the most desultory greenwashing,â Bloombergâs editorial board [writes](. âUnless mitigation is perfect and permanent, crediting it against real emissions leaves the world further from net zero.â As you read this, the global weighted average price of carbon is about $5 per ton â way less than what we need to keep climate change in check: Telltale Photo Hate on tourists all you want, but thereâs no denying that they are making crucial contributions to societyâs collective brain rot. Theyâre out here relishing the beauty of Mt. Fuji by posing in front of a convenience store, of all places, probably because they saw it on some Pinterest listicle like âTop 10 Aesthetic Photo Ops For Your Trip to Japan.â How else do you explain this image of four girls blocking the parking lot while their Instagram boyfriend (presumably) tries to capture the perfect shot? Photo by Philip Fong/AFP via Getty Images By the end of this month, though, the tourist attraction will be no more. Local authorities in Fujikawaguchiko, a holiday town in the mountainâs shadow, plan to [erect a barrier]( obstructing the so-called landmark. Gearoid Reidy [says]( Japan is far from alone in grappling with overtourism, but the pace of change is stark for residents: âCountries like Italy and Spain have had decades to get used to a tourist influx; Japan became one of the worldâs most desired destinations practically overnight.â Further Reading [Bond markets]( are the new stock markets. â Matt Levine Bidenâs gotta stop [sending bombs]( to Israel. â Andreas Kluth Democrats â¦Â in Florida? Yes, [they do exist](. â Mary Ellen Klas Too big to fail or not, [UBS shareholders]( will be fine. â Paul J. Davies In Britain, a long-awaited [NIMBY reckoning]( is coming. â Matthew Brooker A Gaza cease-fire should end with [Hamasâ exile](. â Marc Champion Your daily reminder that [immigrants are good]( for government coffers. â Tyler Cowen ICYMI TikTok [is suing]( the US government. Equinox wants [$40,000 a year]( to help you live longer. A security guard [got shot]( outside Drakeâs mansion. Panera is ditching its [âchargedâ lemonades](. One out of every 24 New Yorkers [is a millionaire](. (Excluding [turkeys]( and [turtles](.) Kickers [Sound waves]( speed up the cold brew process. How to escape Hondaâs [privacy hell](. The [package king]( of Miami is in too deep. Does [rat birth control]( actually work? Marvel takes [some work]( off its plate. At [Carbone Beach](, everyoneâs a somebody. Notes: Please send me espresso and feedback to Jessica Karl at jkarl9@bloomberg.net. [Sign up here]( and follow us on [Threads](, [TikTok](, [Twitter](, [Instagram]( and [Facebook](. Follow Us Like getting this newsletter? [Subscribe to Bloomberg.com]( for unlimited access to trusted, data-driven journalism and subscriber-only insights. Before itâs here, itâs on the Bloomberg Terminal. Find out more about how the Terminal delivers information and analysis that financial professionals canât find anywhere else. [Learn more](. Want to sponsor this newsletter? [Get in touch here](. You received this message because you are subscribed to Bloomberg's Opinion Today newsletter. If a friend forwarded you this message, [sign up here]( to get it in your inbox.
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